No. Bagram Airfield (BPM) is not 1 hour away from China. China does not "occupy Bagram," and it doesn't manufacture its nuclear weapons near Bagram. This tyrant is a moron.
May 1, 2025 at 4:56 PM
No. Bagram Airfield (BPM) is not 1 hour away from China. China does not "occupy Bagram," and it doesn't manufacture its nuclear weapons near Bagram. This tyrant is a moron.
Didn’t the Soviets build Bagram?
September 21, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Didn’t the Soviets build Bagram?
Did we get Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal, or Bagram Airbase yet?
September 23, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Did we get Greenland, Canada, the Panama Canal, or Bagram Airbase yet?
But abandoning Bagram was a world historical humiliation
When Jimmy Carter's rescue mission to Iran failed, he went on TV and took full personal responsibility
The US is in *every* way worse off than six weeks ago. And Iran, for all its losses, is in a stronger position.
Starting with control of Hormuz. And NorKor-style determination to develop nukes
The US is in *every* way worse off than six weeks ago. And Iran, for all its losses, is in a stronger position.
Starting with control of Hormuz. And NorKor-style determination to develop nukes
A statement attributed to Iran's Supreme National Security Council says its war objectives have been "substantially achieved," and it expects the settlement to usher in a new era with Iran's armed forces securing control of the strait. Any enemy miscalculation will be answered w/ full force, it says
April 8, 2026 at 12:41 AM
But abandoning Bagram was a world historical humiliation
Meanwhile, back in the real world . . .
Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union in the 1950s.
What an idiot.
Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union in the 1950s.
What an idiot.
September 20, 2025 at 11:10 PM
Meanwhile, back in the real world . . .
Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union in the 1950s.
What an idiot.
Bagram Air Base was built by the Soviet Union in the 1950s.
What an idiot.
Apparently Trump is making noises about invading Afghanistan again.
February 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Apparently Trump is making noises about invading Afghanistan again.
History Lesson:
The Soviet Union built Bagram Airbase back in the 1950’s.
🙄🙄🙄
The Soviet Union built Bagram Airbase back in the 1950’s.
🙄🙄🙄
September 20, 2025 at 10:06 PM
History Lesson:
The Soviet Union built Bagram Airbase back in the 1950’s.
🙄🙄🙄
The Soviet Union built Bagram Airbase back in the 1950’s.
🙄🙄🙄
One sub theme though is the worst is from Army and USAF guys talking about how they did 14 months at Bagram or whatever and Navy vets saying "well, 7 months without a port call on a ship, weeks at a time without seeing sunlight is a bit different than Bagram..."
August 14, 2026 at 12:40 PM
One sub theme though is the worst is from Army and USAF guys talking about how they did 14 months at Bagram or whatever and Navy vets saying "well, 7 months without a port call on a ship, weeks at a time without seeing sunlight is a bit different than Bagram..."
Bagram? Don’t talk about Bagram. Bagram?? I just hope we can defend NATO airspace
September 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Bagram? Don’t talk about Bagram. Bagram?? I just hope we can defend NATO airspace
Bagram. Lmao we’re definitely bombing Iran.
April 8, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Bagram. Lmao we’re definitely bombing Iran.
surely invading Bagram will be easy and fun
we're going to alienate all of our allies, make the Persian Gulf states hate us with this Gaza bullshit, then somehow mount a giant logistics operation through unfriendly air and sea ports?
February 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
surely invading Bagram will be easy and fun
The Soviets built Bagram for the Afghan government in the fifties lol
September 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
The Soviets built Bagram for the Afghan government in the fifties lol
He really should have considered this before he made a deal with the Taliban in Doha and agreed to leave Bagram and release terrorist prisoners.
This is what happens when we have a POTUS who thinks in news cycles. Someone at Pentagon told him Bagram was key for Taiwan defense and now he gets it.
This is what happens when we have a POTUS who thinks in news cycles. Someone at Pentagon told him Bagram was key for Taiwan defense and now he gets it.
September 21, 2025 at 12:48 PM
He really should have considered this before he made a deal with the Taliban in Doha and agreed to leave Bagram and release terrorist prisoners.
This is what happens when we have a POTUS who thinks in news cycles. Someone at Pentagon told him Bagram was key for Taiwan defense and now he gets it.
This is what happens when we have a POTUS who thinks in news cycles. Someone at Pentagon told him Bagram was key for Taiwan defense and now he gets it.
The Soviets built Bagram.
September 20, 2025 at 10:29 PM
The Soviets built Bagram.
[flashbacks to Bagram Babe]
Was she the one that tried setting up that "pre-vetting" scam where she basically was harvesting PII from folks trying to get employment in Gov't? Or am I thinking of another Miltwitter-adjacent weirdo.
April 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
[flashbacks to Bagram Babe]
September 21, 2025 at 3:17 PM
‼️ Trump: Anybody that is in BRICS is getting 10% tariff.
🇨🇳 Trump: Bagram in Afghanistan is run by China now.
🇨🇳 Trump: Bagram in Afghanistan is run by China now.
July 8, 2025 at 4:32 PM
‼️ Trump: Anybody that is in BRICS is getting 10% tariff.
🇨🇳 Trump: Bagram in Afghanistan is run by China now.
🇨🇳 Trump: Bagram in Afghanistan is run by China now.
Afghanistan says it has thwarted an attempted Pakistani airstrike on Bagram Air Base. The former U.S. military base is north of Kabul.
Afghanistan says it thwarted Pakistani airstrike on Bagram Air Base as fighting enters 4th day
Afghanistan says it has thwarted an attempted Pakistani airstrike on Bagram Air Base. The former U.S. military base is north of Kabul.
bit.ly
March 1, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Afghanistan says it has thwarted an attempted Pakistani airstrike on Bagram Air Base. The former U.S. military base is north of Kabul.
All the Taliban fighters who were bored their office jobs after winning hearing about the Bagram news:
September 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
All the Taliban fighters who were bored their office jobs after winning hearing about the Bagram news:
This sucks, bring back Bagram Babe.
The miltwitter lolcows and z-grade hucksters are moving to Bluesky, apparently. Make of that what you will.
April 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
This sucks, bring back Bagram Babe.
This is just a regurgitation of various Bagram-related complaints/myths that emerged from the (Trump-negotiated) withdrawal.
Like the post itself—we’re going to keep Bagram forever but also re-withdraw!—those objections are internally contradictory and don’t hold up to any kind of close scrutiny.
Like the post itself—we’re going to keep Bagram forever but also re-withdraw!—those objections are internally contradictory and don’t hold up to any kind of close scrutiny.
Apparently Trump is making noises about invading Afghanistan again.
February 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
This is just a regurgitation of various Bagram-related complaints/myths that emerged from the (Trump-negotiated) withdrawal.
Like the post itself—we’re going to keep Bagram forever but also re-withdraw!—those objections are internally contradictory and don’t hold up to any kind of close scrutiny.
Like the post itself—we’re going to keep Bagram forever but also re-withdraw!—those objections are internally contradictory and don’t hold up to any kind of close scrutiny.
Trump: We have Bagram in Alaska
(He meant ANWR but his brain is mush)
(He meant ANWR but his brain is mush)
September 18, 2024 at 1:14 PM
Trump: We have Bagram in Alaska
(He meant ANWR but his brain is mush)
(He meant ANWR but his brain is mush)
Abu Ghraib. Guantánamo Bay. Bagram Air Base. CIA black sites.
December 23, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Abu Ghraib. Guantánamo Bay. Bagram Air Base. CIA black sites.