#BankOne
Jamie Dimon has been the CEO of JP Morgan Chase since 2005 and before that was the president and COO and the CEO of BankOne since 2000.

If you can't build a strong corporate culture of accountability in going on a quarter century, it sounds like a you problem.

Skill issue, get better.
I enjoy the implication by Dimon that this wasn't happening before WFH which uhhhhhhhh was not my experience

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May 7, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It had the BankOne ATM as well. Best burger king.
May 30, 2025 at 3:31 PM
A plausible explanation is there was an announcement that there would be an announcement and speculation that the announcement would be positive news

Call options on BankOne before the Chase acquisition? Pure criminality but of course ultimately ignored, white collar crime is the modus operandi
April 10, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I was an Assistant Branch Mgr at BankOne, where Jamie Dimon was CEO of course, he knows about the Bank Secrecy Act and reporting suspicious cash transactions over $10K. @aliciamenendez.bsky.social @michaelsteele.bsky.social @symonedsanders.bsky.social @kimberlyeatkins.bsky.social 😉
September 9, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Wilmington is *surprisingly* way better than everybody who's never been there thinks.

Granted, I learned that while commuting from Delware *County* PA to work for BankOne/JPMC, but still…

Delaware is the Right State to buy booze anywhere 'round Philly. (Both price and selection.)
January 25, 2025 at 11:28 PM
i am not big money guy, but i have spread my banking around halfdozen lenders to have options. usbank has been solid, but most of my transactions go thru my two credit unions (penfed & marine).
had bankone/chase for 24 years, but they generally suck at corporate level. my original branch was good.
May 21, 2026 at 1:26 PM
He's full of sh!t, he lies to crash numbers so his fam&friends buy it up. (Search BankOne trump accounts!) His obsessions last +/-10 days, Greenland Gaza Ukraine Panama Canada. People in the US take daily hits. He'll have another obsession soon! I've acquired whiplash, anxiety, insomnia & hate! ✌️❤️‍🩹
March 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I unfortunately worked under this ASSHOLE back in 2004 for just one year while he took over JPMorgan Chase from BankOne! He thinks he's the best banker that ever lived... he's a fool and I hope he doesn't get to enjoy any retirement!
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Jamie Dimon warns of slower growth, higher inflation as tariffs reshape global economy: 'We're not in Kansas anymore'
JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon and other big names on Wall Street are issuing new warnings about the impact of President Trump's tariffs as markets continue to plunge.
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April 7, 2025 at 3:09 PM
As a former BankOne into JPMC employee, I’m uniquely qualified to say this: Jamie Dimon could get barbarously fucked with thorn bushes in the Roman coliseum, and I couldn’t be bothered to register for a free ticket or show up. No choice that man has ever made has been good for humanity.
January 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If I'm remembering it right, you set up an account with a real bank (BankOne, I still have the successor to this account) and they had like one day a month where they came to school and you could bank. They had 8th graders as "junior tellers." (You could also go to the real bank)
September 24, 2025 at 9:47 PM
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August 16, 2026 at 12:35 PM
In the 2000s, I worked at JPMC when IBM outsourced its IT. For many reasons that deal fell apart and JPMC took the exit clause enabled by its purchase of BankOne.
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April 25, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Facebook had become the newest platform for AI generated war propaganda and they made it so it’s harder to deactivate your account. I honestly prefer the Italian brainrot crap that clogged my feed last year. And that bullshit also made me want to hurl myself off of BankOne Tower!
January 10, 2026 at 7:39 AM
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March 2, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM