#Banksgiving
We don’t do thanksgiving in Australia we do banksgiving (mortgages and a big central interest rate lever)
June 3, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Hope you had a good banksgiving!!
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Happy Banksgiving y’all — I’m thankful for Lamar Jackson and my 48 followers
November 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Happy Banksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Yup. It’s wild to take them at the same time but sometimes that feels like the only way to balance things. Wishing you luck—I’m trying to get kickstarted to start Banksgiving preparations!
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Ideas for niche versions of Thanksgiving:
- Mancsgiving: a celebration of Manchester
- Manxgiving: same for the Isle of Man
- Banksgiving: banks giving us some of their money for a bloody change, eh, eh?
- Wanksgiving: pretty obvious I reckon
- Hanksgiving: watching every Tom Hanks film in one day
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
That is the best plan. We celebrate Banksgiving on Friday too so we can engage in our best Banksgiving traditions: watching the Macy’s parade on 2x speed, and having the MST3K marathon on while we do all the cooking and game playing.
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Happy Banksgiving!
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November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Good for you. I need to have a “Banksgiving” myself one day.
November 25, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Yeah but I’ll be off for banksgiving so that’s good!
November 10, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Every November 12th the family gathers around the laptop for our annual Banksgiving tradition.

We all hop on a group Zoom with our financial advisor to honor the signing of the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act and we each share which of the Act's 3 key rules we're most thankful for (obvi Safeguards Rule.)
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Penzey supervises the turkey roast carving by @rustysellsword.bsky.social, from the “big little chair” I inherited from my grandparents’ house. #Banksgiving
November 30, 2024 at 5:09 AM
Veggie lasagna for our vegetarian and green bean casserole are in the oven, béchamel is bechameling, mashed potatoes are mashed, and quick dishes (stovetop stuffing and garlic glazed carrots) are on deck. Sadly, the pecan pie will be ready around 10. 😢 #Banksgiving

Currently: Macy’s Parade and UNO
November 30, 2024 at 5:05 AM
Cheesecakes are chilling in the fridge, turkey roulades coming out of the oven soon, potatoes nearly mashable. Pecan pie, mac’n’cheese, and green bean casserole need baking. (Being sick until about 1pm put me behind. 😢) #Banksgiving

Current #MST3K movie: The Mask (not the Jim Carrey one)
November 30, 2024 at 4:10 AM
Cheesecakes are out of the oven, the turkey roulades are in. Potatoes and carrots are chopped for their respective dishes. Time to peel a metric fuckton of garlic—the carrot dish alone takes 20 cloves! #Banksgiving

Current #MST3K movie:
Manos: The Hands of Fate
November 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Hey, I’ve got 799 followers! Can anyone recommend me so I can have a #Banksgiving miracle and roll over to 800? I’m nice, I’m funny, I share memes and I’m going to do a #tarot 1-card reading for followers while things are in the oven.
November 30, 2024 at 1:57 AM
Problems with #Thanksgiving in the southern hemisphere: putting the pecan pie syrup outside to cool faster doesn’t really work when it’s late spring. How can I cook without the outside fridge!! #Banksgiving
November 30, 2024 at 1:55 AM
We begin cooking for #Banksgiving with desserts first: the bourbon pecan pie from the National Museum of African American History cookbook, and cherry cheesecake from a recipe by my despised high school gym teacher in our school district fundraiser cookbook. 👍🏻
November 30, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Happy Agent Cody Banksgiving!
November 28, 2024 at 10:05 PM
happy banksgiving to you and yours
November 28, 2024 at 4:20 PM
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Short clip of Ally Bank doing a good deed on “Banksgiving” (yes, with a “B”)

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November 28, 2024 at 1:05 PM
So are you coming over for Banksgiving or not
November 28, 2024 at 6:13 AM
Banksgiving. Dranksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Good news—you can still celebrate #Banksgiving! The rules:
1) wear pajamas all day
2) fast-forward through the boring parts of the Macy’s Parade
3) watch MST3K
4) eat comfort food
November 27, 2024 at 10:37 PM