this village is gonna be all bog hags, barkeeps and sex workers and like one guy that sells horshoes
February 27, 2024 at 3:48 PM
this village is gonna be all bog hags, barkeeps and sex workers and like one guy that sells horshoes
the Federation had no use for money, but still had barkeeps, makes you think
i know i'm a former barista and therefore Horribly Biased, but: I love the social element of coffee-- getting one from someone feels better than getting one from a machine. you get it from the machine as a solace or bronze-medal measure. i'm not paying extra to get the human out of the process.
May 22, 2026 at 9:04 PM
the Federation had no use for money, but still had barkeeps, makes you think
I’m with you, former-bartender-bud.
Same.
They think the smears are so easy & like, effective.
They forget barkeeps are psychologists with alcohol & we can hold our own.
#FAFO Haha 🤣
Same.
They think the smears are so easy & like, effective.
They forget barkeeps are psychologists with alcohol & we can hold our own.
#FAFO Haha 🤣
AOC: Alina Habba said, “What intellectual thought.. you were in a bar AOC. Not to have a drink but to serve one.” I don’t care what this woman says about me but I want you to understand that she isn’t just talking about me, she’s talking about all of us.
March 21, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I’m with you, former-bartender-bud.
Same.
They think the smears are so easy & like, effective.
They forget barkeeps are psychologists with alcohol & we can hold our own.
#FAFO Haha 🤣
Same.
They think the smears are so easy & like, effective.
They forget barkeeps are psychologists with alcohol & we can hold our own.
#FAFO Haha 🤣
Everyone screaming “staged” doesn’t give a single fuck about the caterers and servers and barkeeps. Too busy on your hot takes and conspiracies to care.
April 26, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Everyone screaming “staged” doesn’t give a single fuck about the caterers and servers and barkeeps. Too busy on your hot takes and conspiracies to care.
God forbid barkeeps have hobbies
September 27, 2026 at 3:06 AM
God forbid barkeeps have hobbies
My recession indicator in that the baristas in my area are suspiciously starting to have old timey boxer mustaches and dressing like 1920s barkeeps and I haven’t seen that out and about since the last one
April 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
My recession indicator in that the baristas in my area are suspiciously starting to have old timey boxer mustaches and dressing like 1920s barkeeps and I haven’t seen that out and about since the last one
Be nice to your local barkeeps, they have ways of keeping peace and order at their establishments, some in more unique ways than others!
Commission for @regoneth.bsky.social based on their story here: www.furaffinity.net/view/56109987/
Commission for @regoneth.bsky.social based on their story here: www.furaffinity.net/view/56109987/
June 8, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Be nice to your local barkeeps, they have ways of keeping peace and order at their establishments, some in more unique ways than others!
Commission for @regoneth.bsky.social based on their story here: www.furaffinity.net/view/56109987/
Commission for @regoneth.bsky.social based on their story here: www.furaffinity.net/view/56109987/
Barkeeps got the juice!
January 2, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Barkeeps got the juice!
Lomasi caused it by flirting with the barkeeps mom 😔
March 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Lomasi caused it by flirting with the barkeeps mom 😔
this is the fifth consecutive year i’m *not* bartending new year’s eve & i will never not be grateful for that.
the theme of new years is “i resent the inconvenience & expense of an experience i know will let me down” & everyone aims that at the barkeeps.
if you’re out, BE KIND & tip generously.
the theme of new years is “i resent the inconvenience & expense of an experience i know will let me down” & everyone aims that at the barkeeps.
if you’re out, BE KIND & tip generously.
January 1, 2026 at 2:53 AM
this is the fifth consecutive year i’m *not* bartending new year’s eve & i will never not be grateful for that.
the theme of new years is “i resent the inconvenience & expense of an experience i know will let me down” & everyone aims that at the barkeeps.
if you’re out, BE KIND & tip generously.
the theme of new years is “i resent the inconvenience & expense of an experience i know will let me down” & everyone aims that at the barkeeps.
if you’re out, BE KIND & tip generously.
#haiku #micropoetry #poetry
#haikufeels #prompt #poetrysky
occupy
dangerous barkeeps
occupy america
hubris served on ICE
#haikufeels #prompt #poetrysky
occupy
dangerous barkeeps
occupy america
hubris served on ICE
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
#haiku #micropoetry #poetry
#haikufeels #prompt #poetrysky
occupy
dangerous barkeeps
occupy america
hubris served on ICE
#haikufeels #prompt #poetrysky
occupy
dangerous barkeeps
occupy america
hubris served on ICE
it’s been an amazing journey going from “closeted barkeep trying to drink herself to death passing around the same $20 to other barkeeps to pay rent” to “trans person passing around the same $20 to other trans people to pay rent”
cis folks, help a girl pay her rent.
cis folks, help a girl pay her rent.
February 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
it’s been an amazing journey going from “closeted barkeep trying to drink herself to death passing around the same $20 to other barkeeps to pay rent” to “trans person passing around the same $20 to other trans people to pay rent”
cis folks, help a girl pay her rent.
cis folks, help a girl pay her rent.
(wait! before I actually log off!)
You know what you call a bar that serves even one, single, lonely, solitary Nazi (v much including the current American iterations)?
You call it a Nazi bar.
This weekend and always: Don't open a Nazi bar!
KICK 'EM OUT, BARKEEPS 💪
You know what you call a bar that serves even one, single, lonely, solitary Nazi (v much including the current American iterations)?
You call it a Nazi bar.
This weekend and always: Don't open a Nazi bar!
KICK 'EM OUT, BARKEEPS 💪
This rules. Kick Bovino out of every fucking bar in the country.
Border Patrol boss Gregory Bovino tossed from Las Vegas bar
Former U.S. Border Patrol Commander-at-Large Gregory Bovino was reportedly asked to leave a Las Vegas bar out of safety concerns for the venue’s customers.
lasvegassun.com
February 6, 2026 at 11:56 PM
(wait! before I actually log off!)
You know what you call a bar that serves even one, single, lonely, solitary Nazi (v much including the current American iterations)?
You call it a Nazi bar.
This weekend and always: Don't open a Nazi bar!
KICK 'EM OUT, BARKEEPS 💪
You know what you call a bar that serves even one, single, lonely, solitary Nazi (v much including the current American iterations)?
You call it a Nazi bar.
This weekend and always: Don't open a Nazi bar!
KICK 'EM OUT, BARKEEPS 💪
most cis guy barkeeps i worked with or knew had a “panty dropper” up their sleeves, specifically by that name, & it’s just usually strong & pink. common enough that non-industry guys ordering will sometimes ask when they’re ordering for a woman & didn’t give enough of a shit to ask what she wants.
May 7, 2026 at 5:47 AM
most cis guy barkeeps i worked with or knew had a “panty dropper” up their sleeves, specifically by that name, & it’s just usually strong & pink. common enough that non-industry guys ordering will sometimes ask when they’re ordering for a woman & didn’t give enough of a shit to ask what she wants.
Anyway, I'm about to go do my time in the ol oyster shucking mines, be good to your servers, shuckers, barkeeps, line cooks, bussers, etc today, folks.
July 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Anyway, I'm about to go do my time in the ol oyster shucking mines, be good to your servers, shuckers, barkeeps, line cooks, bussers, etc today, folks.
There are also barkeeps, lounge singers, and … uh …
May 4, 2026 at 9:36 PM
There are also barkeeps, lounge singers, and … uh …
I do like the idea the Nazgûl would nonchalantly flip a coin into the barkeeps palm and throws out a "keeeeeeeeeeep the chaaaaaaaange, honkie"
November 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I do like the idea the Nazgûl would nonchalantly flip a coin into the barkeeps palm and throws out a "keeeeeeeeeeep the chaaaaaaaange, honkie"
What about bunny barkeeps?
July 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
What about bunny barkeeps?
pro-tip: the barkeeps friend is a required household cleaner
March 4, 2025 at 2:57 PM
pro-tip: the barkeeps friend is a required household cleaner
*chirality dammit autocorrect these are not knightly Ferengi barkeeps
May 16, 2026 at 6:05 AM
*chirality dammit autocorrect these are not knightly Ferengi barkeeps
While Vathiss is ICly occupied in Zul'aman, I decided to create a new character inspired by the fellow barkeeps of the Wyvern's Tail:
I give you Iskno, the blind Sethrak part-time barkeep! Retired from his years as a devoted priest, he seeks to start a more quieter life in the city of Orgrimmar!
I give you Iskno, the blind Sethrak part-time barkeep! Retired from his years as a devoted priest, he seeks to start a more quieter life in the city of Orgrimmar!
April 1, 2026 at 12:26 PM
While Vathiss is ICly occupied in Zul'aman, I decided to create a new character inspired by the fellow barkeeps of the Wyvern's Tail:
I give you Iskno, the blind Sethrak part-time barkeep! Retired from his years as a devoted priest, he seeks to start a more quieter life in the city of Orgrimmar!
I give you Iskno, the blind Sethrak part-time barkeep! Retired from his years as a devoted priest, he seeks to start a more quieter life in the city of Orgrimmar!
i am in paris this week and yes: literally every single conversation i have with people here is about how embarrassing trump is on a global level. barkeeps, waiters, stylists, cab drivers, etc.
i have had the same chat about how much everyone hates us 5+ times a day since arriving
i have had the same chat about how much everyone hates us 5+ times a day since arriving
January 21, 2026 at 3:30 PM
i am in paris this week and yes: literally every single conversation i have with people here is about how embarrassing trump is on a global level. barkeeps, waiters, stylists, cab drivers, etc.
i have had the same chat about how much everyone hates us 5+ times a day since arriving
i have had the same chat about how much everyone hates us 5+ times a day since arriving
April 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Our booksellers and barkeeps are going on national TV to tell people it's not that cold and Fuck ICE. God I love this place so fucking much.
January 24, 2026 at 2:33 PM
Our booksellers and barkeeps are going on national TV to tell people it's not that cold and Fuck ICE. God I love this place so fucking much.
also unlike the other barkeeps who are my friends I can low key bully him
June 11, 2025 at 6:48 AM
also unlike the other barkeeps who are my friends I can low key bully him