#BarMitzvahs
Also available to discuss Trump's trade policies at weddings, birthdays, barmitzvahs etc
November 15, 2024 at 11:26 AM
He's available for parties and barmitzvahs. 🍑💧💧💧
December 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Lord Stampy of Worcestershire

Available for all barmitzvahs, Kitty Pj Parties and Mackerel Worship Festivals

Good evening frm Worcestershire 💜
December 30, 2024 at 6:35 PM
I used to do this at barmitzvahs because I thought it made me look cool. To be fair, I was 13 at the time.
Elon Musk. Boy genius.
March 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall sounds like a wedding venue somewhere off the A 363 in Somerset*

*also available for Barmitzvahs and christenings
March 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Also available for Weddings, funerals & barmitzvahs
May 25, 2026 at 6:10 PM
OK, had my Zoom meeting. It wasn't Zoom, it was Teams.

I'm now available for Weddings, Funerals, Barmitzvahs and Revolutions.
November 13, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Did BA Robertson just mime a big nose when he sang "barmitzvahs"?

Fucking ooof #totp
November 21, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Is it open for wedding receptions and barmitzvahs?
November 6, 2025 at 7:11 PM
So its Ed solo at a coupla Barmitzvahs.
September 16, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Watching an old Super Dave episode and he's giving away free dinner vouchers to Captain John's (RIP)
May 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
This latest episode of the QAA pod with Cory Doctorow is so full of information that my brain nearly exploded with information joy.
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Cory Doctorow DESTROYS Enshitification (E338)
The man who coined the word “enshitification” graces the podcast to share his views on conspiracy theories, algorithmic management, AI, and reading the saucy passages in Leviticus at barmitzvahs. Cory
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September 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm always available to talk at weddings, funerals, barmitzvahs, and podcasts.

Being irreligious, I prefer #podcasts. #IndieAuthor
November 20, 2025 at 11:25 PM
And barmitzvahs
October 21, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Available for funerals, weddings & barmitzvahs
May 3, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I’m doing appearances at weddings, birthdays and barmitzvahs…
August 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Who runs outta barmitzvahs these days!?
December 24, 2024 at 11:09 PM
I was so gaslit I google mapped synagogue and Rockville and yeah like 20 hits. That seemed about right. I know I went to barmitzvahs in at least 3-4 of those.
February 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Make it relatable too.

"Would you want your server to not know the specifics about your order? Would you let your car be worked on by someone who doesn't know anything? So why are you cool with having that issue with your politicians?"

I also do weddings, barmitzvahs & bachelorette parties.
March 3, 2026 at 4:04 PM
this weeks qanonanonymous premium is with noted mask wearer cory doctorow. i’m not finished with it yet, but halfway through, i’m feeling very validated. that said, i think this ep is the kinda vibe folks disinclined to mask may try to use to eschew the idea of individual action, & i understand why—
August 31, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Gold lettering in cursive script screams of venue available for Weddings & Barmitzvahs.
November 5, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Come, that letter alone will likely get Miliband disinvited from many of his relatives' barmitzvahs and weddings.
August 29, 2026 at 12:54 PM
This is total HORSE SHIT!

When he's gone, THE PEOPLE should be able to use this as a FREE VENUE!! Sivn up sheet. 3 events a day. Like a shelter in a public park.
For Weddings, Barmitzvahs, Birthday Parties, Retirement Parties, Graduation Parties, A Rave, Concerts, The Symphony, Quinceañeras... 🤷🏼‍♀️
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February 27, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Presenting the Bleeding Heart - very popular at Manchester barmitzvahs in the 1960s
December 22, 2023 at 9:02 PM
That was the sum total of my MJ impersonation. I am available for parties, barmitzvahs and supermarket openings.
November 13, 2024 at 7:37 PM