“Yo bartender, gimme some cuddles”
July 10, 2026 at 10:38 AM
“Yo bartender, gimme some cuddles”
bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
October 22, 2024 at 12:49 AM
bartender: we don’t allow giraffes in here sir
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
me: I’m not a giraffe
bartender: I know I’m just telling you
One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type
AOC not getting behind Graham Platner looks like a chess move now.
July 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
One thing about a bartender: they can spot a Type
bartender: 86 that asshole.
bouncer: kick him out of the bar?
bartender: no, you dimwit, kill him.
bouncer: kick him out of the bar?
bartender: no, you dimwit, kill him.
May 16, 2025 at 3:18 PM
bartender: 86 that asshole.
bouncer: kick him out of the bar?
bartender: no, you dimwit, kill him.
bouncer: kick him out of the bar?
bartender: no, you dimwit, kill him.
POV your bartender is checked out
May 10, 2026 at 9:02 PM
POV your bartender is checked out
Miss Bartender in a suit. 🍺🚬
March 12, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Miss Bartender in a suit. 🍺🚬
Oat O'Connell, bartender 🍸😼
November 11, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Oat O'Connell, bartender 🍸😼
ok! the bartender loved our bullshit
April 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
ok! the bartender loved our bullshit
sadako as a bartender
November 30, 2024 at 5:53 PM
sadako as a bartender
cat: *unresponsive*
bartender: get this catatonic
bartender: get this catatonic
November 13, 2024 at 11:55 PM
cat: *unresponsive*
bartender: get this catatonic
bartender: get this catatonic
Pyromaniac bartender!
December 1, 2024 at 5:33 PM
Pyromaniac bartender!
Bartender always knows,
September 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Bartender always knows,
shark's first day as a bartender 🔥
November 24, 2024 at 6:41 PM
shark's first day as a bartender 🔥
Bartender X Sheriff (August reward)
September 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Bartender X Sheriff (August reward)
All these people walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hello, Donald."
A pedophile.
An adjudicated rapist.
A convicted felon.
A pathological liar.
A sociopath.
A malignant narcissist.
A sadist.
A racist.
A fascist.
A traitor.
An insurrectionist.
A war-monger.
A demagogue.
A despot.
An enemy of the Constitution.
An American nightmare.
An adjudicated rapist.
A convicted felon.
A pathological liar.
A sociopath.
A malignant narcissist.
A sadist.
A racist.
A fascist.
A traitor.
An insurrectionist.
A war-monger.
A demagogue.
A despot.
An enemy of the Constitution.
An American nightmare.
February 28, 2026 at 11:17 PM
All these people walked into a bar, and the bartender said, "Hello, Donald."
The armor bunny Bartender
September 17, 2024 at 5:20 PM
The armor bunny Bartender
