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tommchenry.bsky.social
remember when?

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: Barx the dog is walking down a suburban sidewalk (which: lol, as if). Barx is wearing a tank top that says "Capers" PANEL 2: Barx is looking at an old photo of itself and talking to a duck about it. BARX: "It's hard to look at these photos of myself from high school. I'm, like, nauseous." PANEL 3: The photo of teen Barx being embraced from an awkward angle by a teen girl out of frame. Teen Barx is making a rictus smile of contorted features and braces. BARX(aloud): "I'm laughing, but that is clearly not happy laughing -- that's pain laughing. I'm all twisted up trying to force a good time out of abject terror." PANEL 4: The duck is now considering the photo. Barx is flipping through other old photos. DUCK: "You're over-reacting -- it's just an awkwardly candid smile is all." BARX: "No, dude, they're all like that." PANEL 5: Barx looks depressed flipping through photo after photo. The duck looks horrified. BARX: "No wonder the teachers sanctioned my bullying. Something had to be done."
March 3, 2025 at 6:40 PM
pinkphreud.bsky.social
Groucho Barx
November 19, 2024 at 4:02 AM
sidvicious.ca
Barx Oceanswell
an ink and watercolor drawing of a sea monster named Barx Oceanswell
September 8, 2024 at 3:25 AM
violence.gay
karl barx hates the borzoi dogs
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
thembo.bsky.social
Karl Barx would say hegelian dialectics are a little RUFF!
June 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
grassfedsteelhead.bsky.social
I’ve been wanting to meet with Karl Barx.
September 28, 2026 at 2:29 PM
vamosciclismo.bsky.social
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Demi Vollering dropping AVDB on Barx.
February 13, 2025 at 5:41 PM
mutantgillmen.bsky.social
change his name to Karl Barx
December 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
bennydog.bsky.social
puppyboy marx be like Snarl Barx
September 28, 2023 at 3:56 AM
sleepymaoist.bsky.social
HE HAS RETURNED

KARL BARX

#socialistsaturday #marxistmonday
August 15, 2026 at 12:59 PM
bingus.ough.club
communist puppy girl named karl barx
July 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
goddessenightshade.bsky.social
Socialist pet play, call that Karl Barx
August 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
transsalamander.bsky.social
karli barx
April 7, 2025 at 3:34 AM
victoriawho.bsky.social
Transfem communist puppygirl named Karly Barx
September 7, 2026 at 9:20 PM
tommchenry.bsky.social
never make yr hobby yr jobby

www.noncanon.com/comics/2025-...
PANEL 1: Barx the dog is griping about his situation as he scrawls on a piece of yellow legal paper. He is sitting at a sparse table and a Junior Peabody Award sits on a nearby shelf. BARX: "...and now the mayor of intellectual property says they'll rescind my Junior Peabody Award if I don't generate four new franchises by E.O.D.*" *EDITOR'S NOTE: End Of Day. PANEL 2: MOVIE IDEA: "A teen arsonist must juggle her high-pressure college prep program, turbulent home life, and compulsive need to let fire release all from the prison of order. Luke Wilson plays her estranged birth father, a brilliant arson investigator with a secret..." DRAWING: Luke Wilson reaching out to a crying girl in a prep school outfit. LUKE WILSON: "Kiddo, what're you doing down here at the old sawmill?" PANEL 3: MOVIE IDEA: "Julianne Moore is a woman starting a new job in a new town after her divorce. Little does she know, her ex can take control of the minds and bodies of any person she makes eye contact with thanks to a cursed mummy artifact." DRAWING: Julianne Moore, stunned outside her house. JULIANNE MOORE: "Why did the mailman call me 'Peaches'? That was Gary's name for me!" PANEL 4: MOVIE IDEA: "In a world where dogs talk and live as humans do, Tom Holland navigates inexperience and prejudice as the only human vet at an animal hospital. But when a plague of eating-a-whole-rotisserie-chicken-bones-and-all strikes the city's dogs, he'll be their last hope." DRAWING: Tom Holland suited up for surgery, a dog in a tie on the table. TOM HOLLAND: "Dr. Rex, you're going to have to trust this 'humie' or you're going to die!" PANEL 5: MOVIE IDEA: "After helping the devil open a .rar file, Kirsten Dunst is freed from her original eternal torment to use her mediocre computer skills providing 24-7 on call I.T. support for all of hell, while the old I.T. devils seek to humiliate and usurp her. DRAWING: Kirsten Dunst on a phone, looking at a monitor in hell. She has tiny devil horns.
March 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
cove.tgirl.fail
gonna unionize the puppygirls, call me Karl Barx
January 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
obeylittle.bsky.social
That's Karl Barx in what will now be known as his Barxfiets. Thank you.
July 31, 2025 at 4:16 PM
myrrlyn.net
a good name for a communist puppygirl would be karla barx
March 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
lammatic.hellthread.vet
Commie werewolf named Karl Barx
July 11, 2024 at 10:43 PM
obeylittle.bsky.social
Border relief supplies and my souldog Karl Barx to the rescue.
December 30, 2025 at 3:02 PM
obeylittle.bsky.social
Karl Barx says do mutual aid, ride cargo bikes, Abolish Ice
Karl Barx delivering borderland relief in a cargo bike
September 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
goldstein.latinsky.app
"Dogs are entitled to the meat they can steal." -Karl Barx
December 12, 2025 at 2:27 PM
bassjunkiiiie.bsky.social
Karl Barx
October 3, 2024 at 11:00 PM