Learning of the existence of the Bartesian "cocktail capsul bartender" may actually be my joker moment.
December 6, 2024 at 3:05 PM
Learning of the existence of the Bartesian "cocktail capsul bartender" may actually be my joker moment.
I want a ninja slushy and a bartesian but I legit can’t fit anything else on my counter. 😩
March 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I want a ninja slushy and a bartesian but I legit can’t fit anything else on my counter. 😩
Time to turn on my Bartesian 🤩
January 9, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Time to turn on my Bartesian 🤩
Reunited with my Bartesian and excited to test it this weekend
December 13, 2024 at 2:09 AM
Reunited with my Bartesian and excited to test it this weekend
Bartesian or a any ninja kitchen product 😭
November 24, 2024 at 3:06 PM
Bartesian or a any ninja kitchen product 😭
Keep getting ads for this keurig cocktail machine bullshit, and something about it seems so much more sad than me just guzzling store brand vodka from the handle and chugging malt liquor
February 5, 2024 at 5:55 AM
Keep getting ads for this keurig cocktail machine bullshit, and something about it seems so much more sad than me just guzzling store brand vodka from the handle and chugging malt liquor
Cheers to my new Bartesian! 😘 Thank you for the spoil that went toward the purchase.
December 6, 2024 at 1:03 AM
Cheers to my new Bartesian! 😘 Thank you for the spoil that went toward the purchase.
It’s a Bartesian. 🥰 It makes cocktails.
December 26, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It’s a Bartesian. 🥰 It makes cocktails.
The Bartesian… truly the crowning achievement of mankind 😌
Happy Almost Spring Sky Fam!
Happy Almost Spring Sky Fam!
March 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
The Bartesian… truly the crowning achievement of mankind 😌
Happy Almost Spring Sky Fam!
Happy Almost Spring Sky Fam!
jail for the Bartesian ad and for the concept of a Keurig for cocktails
half the fun of making a cocktail is the process of making it!!!
half the fun of making a cocktail is the process of making it!!!
December 6, 2025 at 2:34 AM
jail for the Bartesian ad and for the concept of a Keurig for cocktails
half the fun of making a cocktail is the process of making it!!!
half the fun of making a cocktail is the process of making it!!!
Bartesian. When you absolutely, positively want a cocktail that was made in a factory.
November 18, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Bartesian. When you absolutely, positively want a cocktail that was made in a factory.
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これ日本でも売れるんじゃね🥺
これ日本でも売れるんじゃね🥺
Bartesian Machine Restock #restockasmr #restock #amazonfinds
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January 17, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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これ日本でも売れるんじゃね🥺
これ日本でも売れるんじゃね🥺
If I had a Bartesian I'd fill it with Everclear & grape soda and sling Purple Passions all night 🥤
November 14, 2025 at 6:20 AM
If I had a Bartesian I'd fill it with Everclear & grape soda and sling Purple Passions all night 🥤
I’m introducing tequila to my Bartesian, and I’m wondering what brand of tequila I should use as my next shipment will contain Margaritas 🤔
February 28, 2026 at 4:30 PM
I’m introducing tequila to my Bartesian, and I’m wondering what brand of tequila I should use as my next shipment will contain Margaritas 🤔
Bartesian seems like a good idea until I realize that I’d always be filling the liquor sources.
April 26, 2024 at 7:00 PM
Bartesian seems like a good idea until I realize that I’d always be filling the liquor sources.
But which drink am I about to make with this Bartesian 🤔🤔🤔
December 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
But which drink am I about to make with this Bartesian 🤔🤔🤔
peep the bartesian in the back
April 22, 2026 at 12:39 AM
peep the bartesian in the back
Yes, this is indulgent. But it’s also one of the best things I’ve ever bought. Watermelon margaritas incoming.
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Bartesian Premium Cocktail Maker| Home Alcohol Drink Machine
Discover the Bartesian Cocktail Maker, a premium cocktail machine that lets you create bar-quality cocktails at home with the touch of a button. Perfect for any occasion.
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July 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Yes, this is indulgent. But it’s also one of the best things I’ve ever bought. Watermelon margaritas incoming.
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you've seen the boozero, right?
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Bartesian Cocktail Maker | Premium Cocktail Capsules
Bartesian is elevating your home bar with an award winning cocktail maker that creates premium cocktails on demand. Free Shipping on orders over $50!
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December 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
you've seen the boozero, right?
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Frosty Navel from the Bartesian. It’s good.
February 1, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Frosty Navel from the Bartesian. It’s good.
Its pretty cool. Like a cocktail keurig lol bartesian.com/products/bar...
Bartesian Duet Cocktail Maker: Automatic Mix Drink Machine
Experience the luxury of bar-quality cocktails at home with the Bartesian Duet Premium Cocktail Machine. Create your favorite drinks at the touch of a button.
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December 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Its pretty cool. Like a cocktail keurig lol bartesian.com/products/bar...
I bought something fun for the summer
June 7, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I bought something fun for the summer