#Barth
Barth Sampson, West Seattle.
December 28, 2024 at 10:54 PM
John Barth: ah yes what IF we were all just characters in an internet microfiction series
Shelley: jesus h christ
Shelley: you see what i mean?
Barth: it would raise a lot of questions about causality and free will
Shelley: oh fuck off
Barth: in fact
Barth: one second
Barth: [rips massive bong hit]
July 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Norway’s Foreign Minister Espen Barth Eide: "International law is universal and binding for all states. The American intervention in Venezuela is not in accordance with international law."
January 3, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Karella: stop saying i'm doing john barth style meta commentary!
Karella: i'm not! i'm not!
[giant pencil erases karella, camera pulls out to reveal john barth at the drawing table]
John Barth: ain't i a stinker?
June 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
June 22, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Mario Barth ist der Golf Diesel des Humors, Dieter Nuhr der Kübelwagen.
May 19, 2026 at 8:01 AM
Wie findet ihr das Design?
May 29, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Haggerty goes DEEP on science, death and demons with longevity expert Barth Smithsonian.
August 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Glass Balls (1944), by Theodor Barth
April 12, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Carter: the important thing, steve, is that this works for any legend
King: wow! this opens up so many possibilities!
Mary Shelley: this sounds like more john barth bullshit
Carter: ah yes john barth has been known to do this
Shelley: i don't truck with john barth bullshit
July 29, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Kjære Espen Barth Eide, du var faktisk 11/10 på Nytt på Nytt.

Mer Barth Eide med humor i monitor, takk!
March 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Marvin Barth
May 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Precht, der Mario Barth für vermeintlich Intellektuelle.
May 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Martenstein, Mario Barth und die Armee der Amazon-Rezensenten

Nichts bringt das Bürgertum so in Wallung wie das befreite Wiehern über geschlechtergerechte Sprache.

Hier habe ich darüber geschrieben.

kulturundkontroverse859.substack.com/p/martenstei...
Martenstein, Mario Barth und die Armee der Amazon-Rezensenten
Über den Triggerpunkt geschlechtergerechter Sprache
kulturundkontroverse859.substack.com
January 27, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Karl Barth undefeated
It’s really funny to me that the American Presbyterians solved Calvinism by just saying “Calvinism is correct in that God sovereignly decides who is elect and he sovereignly decided all of you are elect”
January 12, 2026 at 10:40 PM
Norway’s Foreign Minister Espen Barth Eide has arrived in Kyiv on an official visit.
January 12, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Ein paar Jahre noch, dann räumt eine eigens geschaffene Mario-Barth-Behörde bei uns mal mit der ganzen Steuerverschwendung auf.
February 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Karella: y-you take that back!
Shelley: just like john barth
Karella: it's not like john barth!
Karella: i'm my own original idea, damnit!
Shelley: [to poe] its just like fuckin john barth
Poe: you know i was just thinking that
Karella: SHUT UP
June 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
*Barth burgers voice* Who do ya think's IN THE 30%???
so i may be out of my depth here but hes at 30% approval, you elites can stop capitulating now
September 23, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Mario Barth als Moderator von ttt hatte ich nicht auf meiner Bingo-Karte für 2025.
January 4, 2025 at 12:50 PM
🇳🇴 FM Espen Barth Eide on Ukraine’s drone strikes:

“Ukraine is fully within its right to strike military targets across Russia. Unlike Russia, which bombs cities and civilians, Ukraine follows international law.”
June 1, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Jemandem einen runterholend

*Mario Barth Voice*

Kommste? Kommste? Kommste?
November 24, 2024 at 12:46 PM
Makes me wanna Barth
March 20, 2024 at 8:11 PM