Baseline angle of Nikola Jokic's buzzer beater = cinema
March 29, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Baseline angle of Nikola Jokic's buzzer beater = cinema
Leopard: I will eat your face
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
J.P. Morgan econs on Trump’s latest are “increasingly concerned that the policy mix may tilt into an unintentionally far less business-friendly stance. The sustained 25% tariff on Canada and Mexico set to start this weekend is materially different than the tariff increases built into our baseline.”
February 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Leopard: I will eat your face
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
Bank analysts: Our baseline assumes no face-eating
Leopard: Chomp chomp chomp
Just very sick of performative cruelty being a daily baseline national experience
September 12, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Just very sick of performative cruelty being a daily baseline national experience
My man looks like the baseline for police sketch artists
July 17, 2026 at 9:09 PM
My man looks like the baseline for police sketch artists
The number of cancelations Disney saw in the week after suspending Kimmel was 436% above baseline subscriber churn.
September 29, 2025 at 5:26 PM
The number of cancelations Disney saw in the week after suspending Kimmel was 436% above baseline subscriber churn.
MARCH 2026 MOST ANOMALOUS MONTH IN US HISTORY
PREVIOUS RECORD WAS MARCH 1910 8.5F above 1881 1910 baseline
That considring EACH OWN previous 30yrs baseline for every month. So GW is already discounted here. March 2026 wins anyway.
PREVIOUS RECORD WAS MARCH 1910 8.5F above 1881 1910 baseline
That considring EACH OWN previous 30yrs baseline for every month. So GW is already discounted here. March 2026 wins anyway.
March 31, 2026 at 12:57 PM
MARCH 2026 MOST ANOMALOUS MONTH IN US HISTORY
PREVIOUS RECORD WAS MARCH 1910 8.5F above 1881 1910 baseline
That considring EACH OWN previous 30yrs baseline for every month. So GW is already discounted here. March 2026 wins anyway.
PREVIOUS RECORD WAS MARCH 1910 8.5F above 1881 1910 baseline
That considring EACH OWN previous 30yrs baseline for every month. So GW is already discounted here. March 2026 wins anyway.
Pronouncing baseline like Vaseline
March 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Pronouncing baseline like Vaseline
Moron doesn’t realize he was taking a baseline test for people with dementia.
October 27, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Moron doesn’t realize he was taking a baseline test for people with dementia.
Baseline Excess 🌹🪄🥛
Comm for @mordy.bsky.social!
Comm for @mordy.bsky.social!
April 6, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Baseline Excess 🌹🪄🥛
Comm for @mordy.bsky.social!
Comm for @mordy.bsky.social!
"no Nazi tattoos" isn't a purity test it's a fucking baseline requirement
October 22, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"no Nazi tattoos" isn't a purity test it's a fucking baseline requirement
god this baseline is so good youtu.be/Y9-7rcKxIc8?...
Love Hangover
YouTube video by Diana Ross - Topic
youtu.be
November 23, 2024 at 4:18 AM
god this baseline is so good youtu.be/Y9-7rcKxIc8?...
"If I wasn't here, all of Earth would cease to exist" is baseline malignant narcissist at its core.
July 24, 2026 at 7:59 PM
"If I wasn't here, all of Earth would cease to exist" is baseline malignant narcissist at its core.
Baseline push day transitioning to lift heavy again
April 20, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Baseline push day transitioning to lift heavy again
IMPORTANT
The US CDC has announced that, going forward, reported SARS-CoV-2 wastewater levels will be normalized to an endemic baseline
"Zero" on this baseline will be levels in the previous year
@evanblake17.bsky.social @benjaminmateus.bsky.social
The US CDC has announced that, going forward, reported SARS-CoV-2 wastewater levels will be normalized to an endemic baseline
"Zero" on this baseline will be levels in the previous year
@evanblake17.bsky.social @benjaminmateus.bsky.social
January 18, 2025 at 3:05 PM
IMPORTANT
The US CDC has announced that, going forward, reported SARS-CoV-2 wastewater levels will be normalized to an endemic baseline
"Zero" on this baseline will be levels in the previous year
@evanblake17.bsky.social @benjaminmateus.bsky.social
The US CDC has announced that, going forward, reported SARS-CoV-2 wastewater levels will be normalized to an endemic baseline
"Zero" on this baseline will be levels in the previous year
@evanblake17.bsky.social @benjaminmateus.bsky.social
Global average temperature maps relative to average 1961-1990 baseline for every year since 1850. Red is above baseline, blue below baseline. Notice the trend?
This is fossil fuel driven, friends.
This is fossil fuel driven, friends.
January 18, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Global average temperature maps relative to average 1961-1990 baseline for every year since 1850. Red is above baseline, blue below baseline. Notice the trend?
This is fossil fuel driven, friends.
This is fossil fuel driven, friends.
“Governor Trudeau”
Like the lawless authoritarianism, baseline norms of international affairs being broken on a daily basis now. Shameful.
Like the lawless authoritarianism, baseline norms of international affairs being broken on a daily basis now. Shameful.
Trump on Canada: "I spoke to Governor Trudeau ... they don't have military protection, and you take a look at what's going on out there ... people are in danger ... they need our protection."
February 14, 2025 at 2:57 AM
“Governor Trudeau”
Like the lawless authoritarianism, baseline norms of international affairs being broken on a daily basis now. Shameful.
Like the lawless authoritarianism, baseline norms of international affairs being broken on a daily basis now. Shameful.
"but what do you want Dems to do?" This is literally the baseline. This is minimum effort I'm looking for. More would be better
A member of Taiwan's parliament stole a bill and ran off with it to prevent it from being passed
June 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
"but what do you want Dems to do?" This is literally the baseline. This is minimum effort I'm looking for. More would be better
Project Diva is my baseline for body proportions
very clean and pretty shapes
very clean and pretty shapes
May 8, 2026 at 3:30 PM
Project Diva is my baseline for body proportions
very clean and pretty shapes
very clean and pretty shapes
she screenshotted this line which i assume indicates baseline interest
September 22, 2026 at 9:17 PM
she screenshotted this line which i assume indicates baseline interest
“.. The national-security strategy, he said, ‘establishes the baseline from which Beijing negotiates, and the baseline just moved.’”
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/world/china/...
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/world/china/...
December 7, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“.. The national-security strategy, he said, ‘establishes the baseline from which Beijing negotiates, and the baseline just moved.’”
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/world/china/...
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/world/china/...
Breaking News!
Code UFB!!!
Yesterday's (preliminary) Nino 3.4 sea-surface temperature just broke past 3.0°C above the 1991-2020 baseline!
This marks the 108th consecutive daily record, is 1.07°C above the previous daily record set in 1997, and is 4.02σ above the baseline.
Code UFB!!!
Yesterday's (preliminary) Nino 3.4 sea-surface temperature just broke past 3.0°C above the 1991-2020 baseline!
This marks the 108th consecutive daily record, is 1.07°C above the previous daily record set in 1997, and is 4.02σ above the baseline.
September 15, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Breaking News!
Code UFB!!!
Yesterday's (preliminary) Nino 3.4 sea-surface temperature just broke past 3.0°C above the 1991-2020 baseline!
This marks the 108th consecutive daily record, is 1.07°C above the previous daily record set in 1997, and is 4.02σ above the baseline.
Code UFB!!!
Yesterday's (preliminary) Nino 3.4 sea-surface temperature just broke past 3.0°C above the 1991-2020 baseline!
This marks the 108th consecutive daily record, is 1.07°C above the previous daily record set in 1997, and is 4.02σ above the baseline.
My baseline level of rage is a source of renewable energy that could power a small town.
July 7, 2025 at 5:17 PM
My baseline level of rage is a source of renewable energy that could power a small town.
ah, the car wash on which all others are measured.
May 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
ah, the car wash on which all others are measured.
This is what the appeasers and capitulators don't seem to get (or perhaps willfully deny): You're not going along with one awful thing, you're setting the baseline for the next awful thing, and the expectation that you'll acquiesce to that. Which forms a new baseline...
Call it out and say no.
Call it out and say no.
Once Donald Trump gets the citizens of this nation comfortable with the current atrocities committed under the color of law – what comes next?
September 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
This is what the appeasers and capitulators don't seem to get (or perhaps willfully deny): You're not going along with one awful thing, you're setting the baseline for the next awful thing, and the expectation that you'll acquiesce to that. Which forms a new baseline...
Call it out and say no.
Call it out and say no.