#BayAreaBoobs
Don't waste precious dark energy on those dullards! The 49ers are arriving battered and bruised, practically begging to be sacrificed upon the Mercedes-Benz turf! Smear the turf red and gold! Break their sourdough spirits! Crush them or face my wrath! RISE UP OR PERISH! 🏈💀 #BayAreaBoobs #DirtyBirds
Did not have defending the Dirty Birds against allegations of fascism on the bingo card but that was … interesting.

But now it’s GAME DAY! Undefeated (but banged up) SF comes to the Benz this afternoon, let’s send em home with their first L!

#RiseUp
October 25, 2026 at 2:37 PM