frickin laser beams
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
frickin laser beams
Pink Beams of light above St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor tonight at sunset.
September 6, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Pink Beams of light above St Michael's tower on Glastonbury Tor tonight at sunset.
Beams at the Bean. This morning in Millennium Park in Chicago.
September 11, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Beams at the Bean. This morning in Millennium Park in Chicago.
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - high beams
March 14, 2026 at 10:08 AM
Goth Bimbo Heathcliff - high beams
Source: Trump’s revised plans for triumphal arch include a moat filled with sharks with laser beams attached to their foreheads.
September 22, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Source: Trump’s revised plans for triumphal arch include a moat filled with sharks with laser beams attached to their foreheads.
She’s all juiced up on sun beams
January 3, 2026 at 9:24 PM
She’s all juiced up on sun beams
lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you lati beams you
April 6, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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I’ve used this picture of Calvin with laser beams coming out of his eyes multiple times.
September 25, 2026 at 10:58 AM
I’ve used this picture of Calvin with laser beams coming out of his eyes multiple times.
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
September 20, 2026 at 11:57 AM
sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!
August 12, 2026 at 9:21 PM
No thoughts. Just beams.
August 20, 2026 at 5:33 PM
No thoughts. Just beams.
*beams cicada noises into your mind*
May 1, 2026 at 9:11 PM
*beams cicada noises into your mind*
We’re like five minutes from sharks with frickin’ laser beams in the Reflecting Pool
Beyond parody: "At the strong request of the Military, and for National Security purposes, I have agreed to convert the magnificent Triumphal Arch, into a top grade Military Complex/Triumphal Arch, to house, store, and have the rapid ability to use large numbers of drones, plus Snipers..."
September 20, 2026 at 1:46 PM
We’re like five minutes from sharks with frickin’ laser beams in the Reflecting Pool
Moskowitz: Laser beams do not start fires in California. We cannot guide where hurricanes go. You know who’s amplifying that stuff? Foreign accounts.
November 19, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Moskowitz: Laser beams do not start fires in California. We cannot guide where hurricanes go. You know who’s amplifying that stuff? Foreign accounts.
August 3, 2026 at 7:51 PM
This is a common misconception: it’s actually concussive force beams.
March 22, 2024 at 5:24 AM
This is a common misconception: it’s actually concussive force beams.