condemning the Beatitudes to own the libs
October 17, 2025 at 5:47 PM
condemning the Beatitudes to own the libs
*flips back the beatitudes in the sermon on the mount*
January 2, 2026 at 11:21 PM
*flips back the beatitudes in the sermon on the mount*
The Beatitudes hit different coming from a guy with a black eye, gotta be honest.
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 PM
The Beatitudes hit different coming from a guy with a black eye, gotta be honest.
"beatitudes? no, no, you misunderstand, i believe in the battitudes"
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
April 13, 2026 at 12:42 PM
"beatitudes? no, no, you misunderstand, i believe in the battitudes"
March 1, 2025 at 1:58 PM
oh you're a fan of Jesus? Name three beatitudes
November 4, 2024 at 6:46 PM
oh you're a fan of Jesus? Name three beatitudes
Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
February 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Kurt Vonnegut stop being so applicable to all time periods of American life, you can’t do that Kurt Vonnegut, your insights are too evergreen Kurt Vonnegut
The most vocal Christians never mention the Beatitudes. They demand the 10 Commandments be posted in public buildings. That's Moses; not Jesus. No one demands the Beatitudes be posted anywhere.
Blessed are the merciful in a courtroom? Blessed are the peacemakers in the Pentagon? — Kurt Vonnegut
Blessed are the merciful in a courtroom? Blessed are the peacemakers in the Pentagon? — Kurt Vonnegut
October 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The most vocal Christians never mention the Beatitudes. They demand the 10 Commandments be posted in public buildings. That's Moses; not Jesus. No one demands the Beatitudes be posted anywhere.
Blessed are the merciful in a courtroom? Blessed are the peacemakers in the Pentagon? — Kurt Vonnegut
Blessed are the merciful in a courtroom? Blessed are the peacemakers in the Pentagon? — Kurt Vonnegut
Yeah, in following Christian nationalists, you never hear much about the Beatitudes. bsky.app/profile/driv...
Matthew 5:5
“Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."
Christian nationalist MAGAts are notoriously hostile to the teachings of Jesus.
“Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth."
Christian nationalist MAGAts are notoriously hostile to the teachings of Jesus.
February 12, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Yeah, in following Christian nationalists, you never hear much about the Beatitudes. bsky.app/profile/driv...
I give you the new Beatitudes. Behold them; and when thou hast done so, subscribe unto My substack, and partake of My sardonic glory.
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The Bad Attitudes
The Beatitudes, only more accurate.
www.theskeetofgod.com
December 31, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I give you the new Beatitudes. Behold them; and when thou hast done so, subscribe unto My substack, and partake of My sardonic glory.
www.theskeetofgod.com/p/the-bad-at...
www.theskeetofgod.com/p/the-bad-at...
Citing the Beatitudes to justify being a raging homophobe sure is A Choice
March 31, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Citing the Beatitudes to justify being a raging homophobe sure is A Choice
There is something genuinely obscene about invoking *the beatitudes,* of all things, as propaganda for thuggery and brutality.
January 14, 2026 at 6:01 PM
There is something genuinely obscene about invoking *the beatitudes,* of all things, as propaganda for thuggery and brutality.
My new favorite thing is being accused of "Trump Derangement" for preaching on....wait for it....The Beatitudes.
February 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My new favorite thing is being accused of "Trump Derangement" for preaching on....wait for it....The Beatitudes.
And that's not even getting to the ludicrous suggestion that someone who violated all the Beatitudes twelve ways to Sunday would have remotely approved of Jesus' radical teachings during "the biblical times"
September 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
And that's not even getting to the ludicrous suggestion that someone who violated all the Beatitudes twelve ways to Sunday would have remotely approved of Jesus' radical teachings during "the biblical times"
Tant qu’on parle de Bayrou et de Bétharram, on pourrait aussi évoquer Bayrou et les Béatitudes…
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Les Béatitudes : dans l’enfer d’une communauté religieuse
Mercredi s’ouvre à Rodez le procès d’un ancien membre des Béatitudes pour attouchements sexuels sur mineurs. En mai, nous publiions une enquête sur la face cachée de cette communauté religieuse : s…
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February 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Tant qu’on parle de Bayrou et de Bétharram, on pourrait aussi évoquer Bayrou et les Béatitudes…
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It's extremely easy to read the alleged quotes of Jesus Christ and yet the entire Christo-fascist MAGA movement completely ignores the Beatitudes.
September 21, 2025 at 4:34 PM
It's extremely easy to read the alleged quotes of Jesus Christ and yet the entire Christo-fascist MAGA movement completely ignores the Beatitudes.
Never mind beatified... or indeed the beatitudes.
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
September 26, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Never mind beatified... or indeed the beatitudes.
I got 0/15 on the religion quiz because I know my beatitudes
December 16, 2024 at 1:56 PM
I got 0/15 on the religion quiz because I know my beatitudes
I don't see christian nationalists posting the Beatitudes much. These are Christ's words but if they don't recognize and live them, then they don't recognize Christ. These are more than directions, the Beatitudes are fruitful evidence that God produces in those who follow Jesus.
December 1, 2024 at 8:25 PM
I don't see christian nationalists posting the Beatitudes much. These are Christ's words but if they don't recognize and live them, then they don't recognize Christ. These are more than directions, the Beatitudes are fruitful evidence that God produces in those who follow Jesus.
"We'll reconcile with the Papacy if you stop doing Beatitudes" geez are the protestants all right, I'm worried about yinz
April 23, 2026 at 5:17 AM
"We'll reconcile with the Papacy if you stop doing Beatitudes" geez are the protestants all right, I'm worried about yinz
The Sermon of the Beatitudes, by James Tissot, 1886-96
August 14, 2023 at 1:20 PM
The Sermon of the Beatitudes, by James Tissot, 1886-96
“The Beatitudes”
“Blessed are you…” Matthew 5:1-12.
To be a Christian is to live the Beatitudes.
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“Blessed are you…” Matthew 5:1-12.
To be a Christian is to live the Beatitudes.
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January 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
“The Beatitudes”
“Blessed are you…” Matthew 5:1-12.
To be a Christian is to live the Beatitudes.
kellylatimoreicons.com/blogs/news/t...
“Blessed are you…” Matthew 5:1-12.
To be a Christian is to live the Beatitudes.
kellylatimoreicons.com/blogs/news/t...
If you trigger the Beatitudes fight during Sermon On The Mount you can defeat Jesus and unlock his Special Weapon
August 6, 2026 at 7:44 AM
If you trigger the Beatitudes fight during Sermon On The Mount you can defeat Jesus and unlock his Special Weapon
Weird how they so want to post the Ten Commandments but never mention the Beatitudes.
ICYMI. MAGA has always planned to take this to Trump's Supreme Court. Now it's one step closer.
Louisiana's Ten Commandments law in public schools blocked by federal appeals court
The law went into effect this year, but it’s unclear how many, if any, school districts have begun to comply as litigation could ultimately land before the U.S. Supreme Court.
www.nbcnews.com
June 23, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Weird how they so want to post the Ten Commandments but never mention the Beatitudes.