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October 20, 2026 at 3:58 PM
The Beautiful/Anonymous Patreon launched today. Your direct support is the number one way we can keep the show going for the long term. Check it out at www.patreon.com/beautifulanonymous - thank you so much and I hope you enjoy it!
"What's your favorite Pokémon?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Rules of Combat, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPokémonDay #ChrisGethard
February 28, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"What's your favorite Pokémon?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Rules of Combat, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPokémonDay #ChrisGethard
"I just recently redownloaded Pokémon GO!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandma Is a Thief, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPokémonDay #ChrisGethard
February 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
"I just recently redownloaded Pokémon GO!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandma Is a Thief, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPokémonDay #ChrisGethard
"It's generally quieter than my house." - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandma Is a Thief, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #QuietDay #ChrisGethard
February 25, 2025 at 5:41 PM
"It's generally quieter than my house." - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandma Is a Thief, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #QuietDay #ChrisGethard
"What is your favorite brand of tortilla chips?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Dreaming of Kamloops, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalTortillaChipDay #ChrisGethard
February 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
"What is your favorite brand of tortilla chips?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Dreaming of Kamloops, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalTortillaChipDay #ChrisGethard
"I can't remember a time where I've laughed harder than when Rudy Giuliani gave that speech at that fuckin' Four Seasons place!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Hoagie Mouth (Live from Philly), Beautiful/Anonymous #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalRudyDay #ChrisGethard
February 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"I can't remember a time where I've laughed harder than when Rudy Giuliani gave that speech at that fuckin' Four Seasons place!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Hoagie Mouth (Live from Philly), Beautiful/Anonymous #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalRudyDay #ChrisGethard
"I'm from California." - CALLER, Election Day Special 2024, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalCaliforniaDay
February 22, 2025 at 5:29 PM
"I'm from California." - CALLER, Election Day Special 2024, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalCaliforniaDay
"We would have wine." - MY DEAD LOVER IS MY SPERM DONOR, Beautiful Follow-Ups: My Dead Lover Is My Sperm Donor, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDrinkWineDay
February 18, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"We would have wine." - MY DEAD LOVER IS MY SPERM DONOR, Beautiful Follow-Ups: My Dead Lover Is My Sperm Donor, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDrinkWineDay
"I was never on SNL!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Imagine a Road Trip in the Sky, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
February 17, 2025 at 4:29 AM
"I was never on SNL!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Imagine a Road Trip in the Sky, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
"They weren't just trying to save the humpback whales!" - CALLER, Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #WorldWhaleDay
February 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"They weren't just trying to save the humpback whales!" - CALLER, Screw It, We're Just Gonna Talk About Star Trek, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #WorldWhaleDay
"No." - CHRIS GETHARD, 2023 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
February 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
"No." - CHRIS GETHARD, 2023 New Year's Resolutions, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
"It seems really romantic." - CALLER, In Search of a City, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 11:53 AM
"It seems really romantic." - CALLER, In Search of a City, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ValentinesDay
"It was Valentine's Day!" - CALLER, Valentine's Day (Live from Sirius XM), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ValentinesDay
February 14, 2025 at 8:05 AM
"It was Valentine's Day!" - CALLER, Valentine's Day (Live from Sirius XM), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ValentinesDay
"And then Parks and Rec came out and, like, Galentine's Day had, like, an official name!" - CALLER, Valentine's Day (Live from Sirius XM), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #GalentinesDay
February 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
"And then Parks and Rec came out and, like, Galentine's Day had, like, an official name!" - CALLER, Valentine's Day (Live from Sirius XM), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #GalentinesDay
"It was GREAT to see Jared!" - CHRIS GETHARD, The Worst KAREN, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
February 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
"It was GREAT to see Jared!" - CHRIS GETHARD, The Worst KAREN, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
"We have the best pizza in the country!" - CHRIS GETHARD, This Is Life. You Get One Chance to Live It., Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPizzaDay #ChrisGethard
February 9, 2025 at 10:17 AM
"We have the best pizza in the country!" - CHRIS GETHARD, This Is Life. You Get One Chance to Live It., Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalPizzaDay #ChrisGethard
"Do you fly kites yourself?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Heir to a Kite Store, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalKiteFlyingDay #ChrisGethard
February 8, 2025 at 2:01 PM
"Do you fly kites yourself?" - CHRIS GETHARD, Heir to a Kite Store, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalKiteFlyingDay #ChrisGethard
"I got gum in my hair once!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Dodging Bombs & Tornados (Live from Boston), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalBubbleGumDay #ChrisGethard
February 8, 2025 at 3:53 AM
"I got gum in my hair once!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Dodging Bombs & Tornados (Live from Boston), Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalBubbleGumDay #ChrisGethard
"The dog has me contemplating murder!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Tale for Beautiful Anonymous+ Subscribers, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
February 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
"The dog has me contemplating murder!" - CHRIS GETHARD, A Tale for Beautiful Anonymous+ Subscribers, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #ChrisGethard
"I have multiple versions of fart stuff!" - CALLER, Heir to a Kite Store, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalFartDay
February 6, 2025 at 5:01 AM
"I have multiple versions of fart stuff!" - CALLER, Heir to a Kite Store, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalFartDay
"Everybody loves their weatherperson!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Local TV News Producer, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalWeatherpersonsDay #ChrisGethard
February 6, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"Everybody loves their weatherperson!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Local TV News Producer, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalWeatherpersonsDay #ChrisGethard
"I've had Nutella!" - MRS. CLAUS UNCENSORED, Beautiful Follow Ups: Mrs. Claus Uncensored, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #WorldNutellaDay #MrsClausUncensored
February 6, 2025 at 1:13 AM
"I've had Nutella!" - MRS. CLAUS UNCENSORED, Beautiful Follow Ups: Mrs. Claus Uncensored, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #WorldNutellaDay #MrsClausUncensored
"I wear a wedding ring!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandpa Murdered Grandma, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalWeddingRingDay #ChrisGethard
February 3, 2025 at 9:17 PM
"I wear a wedding ring!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Grandpa Murdered Grandma, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalWeddingRingDay #ChrisGethard
"My dog, she is pathetic!" - MRS. CLAUS UNCENSORED, Beautiful Follow Ups: Mrs. Claus Uncensored, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDoggyDateNight #MrsClausUncensored
February 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"My dog, she is pathetic!" - MRS. CLAUS UNCENSORED, Beautiful Follow Ups: Mrs. Claus Uncensored, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDoggyDateNight #MrsClausUncensored
"I'm not that worried about the dog!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Sexy Renegade Clowns, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDoggyDateNight #ChrisGethard
February 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
"I'm not that worried about the dog!" - CHRIS GETHARD, Sexy Renegade Clowns, Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People #BeautAnon #BeautifulAnonymous #NationalDoggyDateNight #ChrisGethard