Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Funny because true.
"Like" this post just because.
December 1, 2024 at 10:09 PM
"Like" this post just because.
I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
September 23, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I’m autistic. Not because of Tylenol.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
Not because of vaccines.
Not because of some headline.
I’m autistic because that’s how
my brain works. Stop treating us
like a problem. Start listening to us.
That’s because there weren’t any.
April 9, 2025 at 10:34 PM
That’s because there weren’t any.
Reposting this because
September 9, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Reposting this because
Michelle Obama appreciation post just because.
June 18, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Michelle Obama appreciation post just because.
Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
January 29, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Because they are evil, we must stand up to them.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
But because they are also stupid, we needn’t be afraid to.
Because free speech.
May 27, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Because free speech.
Because priorities.
May 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Because priorities.
Indicting your political enemies because they’re your enemies, not because they’ve committed crimes, is unAmerican.
October 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Indicting your political enemies because they’re your enemies, not because they’ve committed crimes, is unAmerican.
I didn’t leave Twitter because of death threats.
I left Twitter because of rape threats.
I left Twitter because of rape threats.
December 2, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I didn’t leave Twitter because of death threats.
I left Twitter because of rape threats.
I left Twitter because of rape threats.
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
September 15, 2024 at 5:33 PM
"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful."
Do you know why rural and working people are listening to Walz and AOC and Bernie?
Because they tell the damn truth. Because they are passionate about people. Because they are authentic. Because they care.
They are the new face of the opposition.
Because they tell the damn truth. Because they are passionate about people. Because they are authentic. Because they care.
They are the new face of the opposition.
March 16, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Do you know why rural and working people are listening to Walz and AOC and Bernie?
Because they tell the damn truth. Because they are passionate about people. Because they are authentic. Because they care.
They are the new face of the opposition.
Because they tell the damn truth. Because they are passionate about people. Because they are authentic. Because they care.
They are the new face of the opposition.
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
July 18, 2025 at 8:37 PM
When a network lays off one of America’s greatest satirists, it’s not because he failed. It’s because he succeeded too loudly.
Because the president is a psychopath, because the vice president has the spine of a jellyfish, because the people of this nation are terrorized, the state of the union is strongly fucked up.
.
.
March 4, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Because the president is a psychopath, because the vice president has the spine of a jellyfish, because the people of this nation are terrorized, the state of the union is strongly fucked up.
.
.
Newsom: We got here because the President is struggling. We got here because the President is one of the most unpopular presidents in U.S. history. We got here because he recognizes that he will lose the election.
August 21, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Newsom: We got here because the President is struggling. We got here because the President is one of the most unpopular presidents in U.S. history. We got here because he recognizes that he will lose the election.
Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that.
May 23, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Because yeah, he couldn’t have done that.
Reposting because of the sony news
July 1, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Reposting because of the sony news
"My mommie protects me because she loves me."
December 1, 2024 at 2:01 PM
"My mommie protects me because she loves me."
The stupidest people are in charge because we couldn’t prosecute a political crime because it would look too political.
June 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
The stupidest people are in charge because we couldn’t prosecute a political crime because it would look too political.
Because you’re lying
BASH: But it peeled off. Why did that happen?
BURGUM: It didn't peel off. There was vandalism. There was box cutters. There have been 7 arrests.
BASH: There are photographs of people cutting a 350 foot gash in the reflecting pool?
BURGUM: Dana, I'm not sure why you keep questioning it
BURGUM: It didn't peel off. There was vandalism. There was box cutters. There have been 7 arrests.
BASH: There are photographs of people cutting a 350 foot gash in the reflecting pool?
BURGUM: Dana, I'm not sure why you keep questioning it
July 5, 2026 at 2:07 PM
Because you’re lying
He’s not hiding his medical records because he’s healthy, and he’s not hiding the Epstein files because he’s innocent.
This isn’t complicated.
This isn’t complicated.
December 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
He’s not hiding his medical records because he’s healthy, and he’s not hiding the Epstein files because he’s innocent.
This isn’t complicated.
This isn’t complicated.
Because they were taking your jobs…
January 27, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Because they were taking your jobs…
Because movie tickets weren’t expensive enough.
May 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Because movie tickets weren’t expensive enough.
“Just because you can doesn't mean you should”
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September 20, 2024 at 6:04 PM
“Just because you can doesn't mean you should”
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