adding, "i'll tie you to a bedpost and..." sorry, correction, wrong wu
Wu on redistricting if Dems get control: "You do the exact same thing that they did to you until they say mercy" and agree to national, bipartisan reform.
Texas dem minority leader Gene Wu at Texas Tribune Fest: "I think we can take the (Texas) House."
November 4, 2026 at 11:00 PM
adding, "i'll tie you to a bedpost and..." sorry, correction, wrong wu
🎶 Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight 🎵
November 3, 2026 at 9:39 AM
🎶 Does your chewing gum lose its flavour on the bedpost overnight 🎵
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?) 🌭
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November 3, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavour (On the Bedpost Overnight?) 🌭
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Wawawacks my head against the bedpost climbing into bed, killing me instantly
November 3, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Wawawacks my head against the bedpost climbing into bed, killing me instantly
Almost certainly... youtu.be/w-nq4Xkntus?...
November 3, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Almost certainly... youtu.be/w-nq4Xkntus?...
Shadow’s Friday pose
October 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Shadow’s Friday pose
Cuff her to the bedpost
October 31, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Cuff her to the bedpost
the social's over. the veil's on the bedpost.
i'm still wearing most of the eyeliner.
i'm still wearing most of the eyeliner.
November 1, 2026 at 5:09 PM
the social's over. the veil's on the bedpost.
i'm still wearing most of the eyeliner.
i'm still wearing most of the eyeliner.
Imagine hitting your funny bone while also stubbing your toe on the bedpost. That is how I feel when I do anything now 😭
November 1, 2026 at 8:14 AM
Imagine hitting your funny bone while also stubbing your toe on the bedpost. That is how I feel when I do anything now 😭
So, happy 76th anniversary of American columnist Drew Pearson recording in his diary this magnificent anecdote about Winston Churchill getting riotously shitfaced and pissing on a bedpost
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Sumner [Welles] said the only time he had ever seen Churchill drunk was on the battleship in the North Atlantic when he and Roosevelt were drawing up the North Atlantic pact. At dinner one night, Churchill had had too much to drink and Franklin Roosevelt, Jr, finally led him to the nearest men's room, which happened to be Harry Hopkins's bathroom. Harry had become ill early in the evening and had gone to bed. Churchill, however, was so potted that he missed the bathroom and proceeded to use Harry's bedpost instead. Harry was most irritated but was so sick he couldn't get up. Judging from my own conversation with him, it did not dilute his undying love for Churchill.
Drew Pearson](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vckf3haopb3yncclmf7o2m3f/bafkreibqosf4ug3qalxta5qedxcp6pyoixfppcpd4drtltmrw2emu5vsmq)
November 3, 2026 at 9:25 AM
So, happy 76th anniversary of American columnist Drew Pearson recording in his diary this magnificent anecdote about Winston Churchill getting riotously shitfaced and pissing on a bedpost
Sir William Osler*'s prescription for treating a common cold
was to hang your hat on the bedpost, go to bed,
and drink whiskey until you see two hats.
* One of the founders of modern allopathic medicine (aka "actual medicine") and also of Johns Hopkins Hospital.
was to hang your hat on the bedpost, go to bed,
and drink whiskey until you see two hats.
* One of the founders of modern allopathic medicine (aka "actual medicine") and also of Johns Hopkins Hospital.
November 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Sir William Osler*'s prescription for treating a common cold
was to hang your hat on the bedpost, go to bed,
and drink whiskey until you see two hats.
* One of the founders of modern allopathic medicine (aka "actual medicine") and also of Johns Hopkins Hospital.
was to hang your hat on the bedpost, go to bed,
and drink whiskey until you see two hats.
* One of the founders of modern allopathic medicine (aka "actual medicine") and also of Johns Hopkins Hospital.
I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song
November 5, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’m just a notch in your bedpost, but you’re just a line in a song
i'm just a notch in your bedpost, you're just a line in a song.
November 3, 2026 at 9:20 PM
i'm just a notch in your bedpost, you're just a line in a song.
i'm just a notch in your bedpost, you're just a line in a song.
November 3, 2026 at 6:55 AM
i'm just a notch in your bedpost, you're just a line in a song.
I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song
November 2, 2026 at 1:51 AM
I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song
I close my eyes and concentrate on the tug of the last cuff being tied to the last bedpost. Why "spread eagle"? Why not call it something like "lover's cross"? I feel obligated to struggle a bit as I wait for something to happen. My nose itches. Humming? Oh! That's a BIG wand.
#W1PP (LAST) #erotica
#W1PP (LAST) #erotica
November 4, 2026 at 9:35 PM
sometimes i have to admit that i clean up nice
November 1, 2026 at 4:19 PM
sometimes i have to admit that i clean up nice
Ha, it was my high school Russian teacher who told us about an old Irish cold remedy. Put a hat on the bedpost, take a bottle of whiskey to bed, drink until you see two hats, go to sleep.
November 2, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Ha, it was my high school Russian teacher who told us about an old Irish cold remedy. Put a hat on the bedpost, take a bottle of whiskey to bed, drink until you see two hats, go to sleep.
Pretty horny game ya got there, pal.
Yup Bedpost Pole Dance Fail
ALT: Yup Bedpost Pole Dance Fail
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October 31, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Pretty horny game ya got there, pal.
sharing this snippet from the next chapter of ‘a sweet unrest’ that I’ll post as soon as i’m able 🖤 our first sprinkling of spice happens in this one 👀 #reyloww
November 4, 2026 at 6:04 PM
sharing this snippet from the next chapter of ‘a sweet unrest’ that I’ll post as soon as i’m able 🖤 our first sprinkling of spice happens in this one 👀 #reyloww
i guess one possible cause is me turning and hitting the bedpost
October 29, 2026 at 10:50 PM
i guess one possible cause is me turning and hitting the bedpost
Well, still early. Maybe horse head on his bedpost tonight?
October 30, 2026 at 7:31 PM
Well, still early. Maybe horse head on his bedpost tonight?
I know how fantastic that feels I had a BBW track star fuck me into the bedpost twice a night. Fortunately, she has me in development by shoving thick cucumbers in my ass.
November 2, 2026 at 6:36 AM
I know how fantastic that feels I had a BBW track star fuck me into the bedpost twice a night. Fortunately, she has me in development by shoving thick cucumbers in my ass.
have been found in a bar in the middle of a territorial/gangster dispute even without the ballet trappings/obsession. The spear early on could have just been something sharp hurled, because the death that follows comes not from it, but the bedpost...
But it's not coincidence. It's narrative.
But it's not coincidence. It's narrative.
October 31, 2026 at 3:14 PM
have been found in a bar in the middle of a territorial/gangster dispute even without the ballet trappings/obsession. The spear early on could have just been something sharp hurled, because the death that follows comes not from it, but the bedpost...
But it's not coincidence. It's narrative.
But it's not coincidence. It's narrative.