Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing a bedridden--wait, is that Jon Stewart?!
April 14, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing a bedridden--wait, is that Jon Stewart?!
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September 26, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Millennial who has been despondent and bedridden since the Hillary Clinton Broad City cameo
December 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Millennial who has been despondent and bedridden since the Hillary Clinton Broad City cameo
Doodling Gum sticker ideas on yet another interminable bedridden day
January 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Doodling Gum sticker ideas on yet another interminable bedridden day
Thank you. This is brilliant. (Bedridden 8 years here.)
September 24, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Thank you. This is brilliant. (Bedridden 8 years here.)
Losing your TV remote when you are largely bedridden is a specific kind of cosmic cruelty.
January 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Losing your TV remote when you are largely bedridden is a specific kind of cosmic cruelty.
I'm determined to pull a muscle in my neck and be bedridden for a week again
October 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I'm determined to pull a muscle in my neck and be bedridden for a week again
so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery!
now I'm bedridden for recovery, fun!
I'm still about 1300$ away from paying all my storage bills, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
now I'm bedridden for recovery, fun!
I'm still about 1300$ away from paying all my storage bills, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
December 19, 2025 at 10:43 PM
so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery!
now I'm bedridden for recovery, fun!
I'm still about 1300$ away from paying all my storage bills, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
now I'm bedridden for recovery, fun!
I'm still about 1300$ away from paying all my storage bills, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
SHES GONNA BE IMMOBILE
BEDRIDDEN
TY ALL SO MUCH
BEDRIDDEN
TY ALL SO MUCH
May 10, 2025 at 12:03 AM
SHES GONNA BE IMMOBILE
BEDRIDDEN
TY ALL SO MUCH
BEDRIDDEN
TY ALL SO MUCH
I just emptied my savings acct to pay for food. I have actually gone to bed with my stomach growling. I’m 77 and bedridden. This is what I’m living for?
May 29, 2026 at 10:11 PM
I just emptied my savings acct to pay for food. I have actually gone to bed with my stomach growling. I’m 77 and bedridden. This is what I’m living for?
If only he was bedridden
October 24, 2025 at 2:13 PM
If only he was bedridden
You say bedridden like it’s a bad thing
March 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
You say bedridden like it’s a bad thing
Coming back from being bedridden for a while, still managing the pain but i got a little sketch going
April 11, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Coming back from being bedridden for a while, still managing the pain but i got a little sketch going
Been inside and bedridden since September 2nd. Starting to lose it
September 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Been inside and bedridden since September 2nd. Starting to lose it
im still bedridden, this sucks so bad :(
I'm taking a few days off from comms because I'm super sick atm, spent all last night awake with fever / chills / aches.... and my body decided to give me really bad acid reflux on top of that too :C
September 25, 2026 at 9:52 AM
im still bedridden, this sucks so bad :(
trying rlly hard to not get artblocked from being bedridden by fever
February 20, 2025 at 11:30 AM
trying rlly hard to not get artblocked from being bedridden by fever
Little girls were swept away by the dozens & killed by the flood while at summer camp & without FEMA FUNDING bedridden & disabled American are going to die from natural disasters they could have been rescued from & warned against.
I have never seen a more incompetent government ever. It’s insane.
I have never seen a more incompetent government ever. It’s insane.
July 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Little girls were swept away by the dozens & killed by the flood while at summer camp & without FEMA FUNDING bedridden & disabled American are going to die from natural disasters they could have been rescued from & warned against.
I have never seen a more incompetent government ever. It’s insane.
I have never seen a more incompetent government ever. It’s insane.
bedridden again bc of my period but look at kuramei’s fat little heads
May 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
bedridden again bc of my period but look at kuramei’s fat little heads
so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery!
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
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December 10, 2025 at 12:34 AM
so after being bedridden for 16months due to a hernia, I've finally got my surgery!
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
now I'm bedridden for recovery, which is at least a great improvement.
I'm still broke though, so if you've got a couple dollars, it'd help me get through this last stretch. Thanks so much!
ko-fi.com/fooneturing
Bedridden with Victorian melancholia once again!
January 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Bedridden with Victorian melancholia once again!
Fuck been bedridden all day this sucks
September 23, 2026 at 11:20 PM
Fuck been bedridden all day this sucks
“Bedridden” sure sounds a lot sexier than it feels
June 1, 2026 at 3:42 PM
“Bedridden” sure sounds a lot sexier than it feels
I genuinely don’t think I will ever get over Nov. 5th, 2024. Like, I feel I’ll still be grieving what we could’ve had when I’m 90 and bedridden.
April 15, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I genuinely don’t think I will ever get over Nov. 5th, 2024. Like, I feel I’ll still be grieving what we could’ve had when I’m 90 and bedridden.