A large new spider has taken over Imran the Interloper's corner so he's on the wander. I'm worried he'll run into Godmother Death again and they'll end up in another weird stand-off. The last one went on for several days. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
September 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
A large new spider has taken over Imran the Interloper's corner so he's on the wander. I'm worried he'll run into Godmother Death again and they'll end up in another weird stand-off. The last one went on for several days. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
There's still some kind of strange spider politics going on between Godmother Death and Imran the Interloper, but for now at least they are back in their respective corners. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
September 24, 2026 at 6:01 PM
There's still some kind of strange spider politics going on between Godmother Death and Imran the Interloper, but for now at least they are back in their respective corners. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Godmother Death is looking pleasantly plump after eating someone in the wardrobe last night. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
September 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Godmother Death is looking pleasantly plump after eating someone in the wardrobe last night. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Godmother Death has molted again and is now fecking massive. #BedroomSpiderUpdate
September 12, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Godmother Death has molted again and is now fecking massive. #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Came to bed to find a new, light- coloured spider has entered the room and almost entered my cup of tea. He's safely relocated to he ceiling. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
September 23, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Came to bed to find a new, light- coloured spider has entered the room and almost entered my cup of tea. He's safely relocated to he ceiling. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
There's a corpse at the back of Godmother Death's web. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 24, 2026 at 2:16 AM
There's a corpse at the back of Godmother Death's web. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Imran The Interloper is chasing after a moth again, without success. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Imran The Interloper is chasing after a moth again, without success. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
A creature is getting close to Imran the Interloper. I'm just waiting for him to start bouncing. Godmother Death definitely ate someone in the wardrobe earlier as she disappeared for a while and has come back looking fat. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 24, 2026 at 9:33 PM
A creature is getting close to Imran the Interloper. I'm just waiting for him to start bouncing. Godmother Death definitely ate someone in the wardrobe earlier as she disappeared for a while and has come back looking fat. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Godmother Death has been a bit shy of late so I'm pleased she's come out to see me. Lucy o' the Lamp has almost doubled in size in two weeks so she's clearly eating well. Imran the Interloper is hiding in the window workings after making his new web last night. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 17, 2026 at 6:23 PM
Godmother Death has been a bit shy of late so I'm pleased she's come out to see me. Lucy o' the Lamp has almost doubled in size in two weeks so she's clearly eating well. Imran the Interloper is hiding in the window workings after making his new web last night. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
The drunken moth is exciting Lucy o' the Lamp despite the fact it's three times the size of her. It has yet to trespass into the lands off Godmother Death; she'll have no problem catching it if it does. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 19, 2026 at 11:23 PM
The drunken moth is exciting Lucy o' the Lamp despite the fact it's three times the size of her. It has yet to trespass into the lands off Godmother Death; she'll have no problem catching it if it does. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Imran the Interloper has been located! He's been down behind the shelf with the dog wipes on all day, and has not as I'd feared been eaten by Godmother Death. She's still hanging in her corner. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 13, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Imran the Interloper has been located! He's been down behind the shelf with the dog wipes on all day, and has not as I'd feared been eaten by Godmother Death. She's still hanging in her corner. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Not sure if Imran the Interloper has found himself a mate or a meal. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
September 19, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Not sure if Imran the Interloper has found himself a mate or a meal. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Guys guys guys! There's a new little spider living on my lamp! She's rather tiny, but she'll soon get bigger if she stays there as she'll get all the buzzy creatures drawn to the light. I will call her Lucy o' the Lamp. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 6, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Guys guys guys! There's a new little spider living on my lamp! She's rather tiny, but she'll soon get bigger if she stays there as she'll get all the buzzy creatures drawn to the light. I will call her Lucy o' the Lamp. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Oh dear, Doris the Dancer has continued up the wall, straight towards Godmother Death. They're in a standoff for now.🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 27, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Oh dear, Doris the Dancer has continued up the wall, straight towards Godmother Death. They're in a standoff for now.🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Imran the Interloper is sprinting back up the wall to his old web after discovering it was windy in the window. On closer examination, Cecil turns out to be a harvestman, not a cellar spider, and he only has 7 legs. Wonder if he lost it to Godmother Death last night? 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 22, 2026 at 10:14 PM
Imran the Interloper is sprinting back up the wall to his old web after discovering it was windy in the window. On closer examination, Cecil turns out to be a harvestman, not a cellar spider, and he only has 7 legs. Wonder if he lost it to Godmother Death last night? 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Godmother Death is back poking out of her corner. I think she's forgiven me for startling her whilst trying to help her yesterday. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 14, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Godmother Death is back poking out of her corner. I think she's forgiven me for startling her whilst trying to help her yesterday. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Imran the Interloper has wandered off again. Godmother Death is just poking her front legs out from the top of the wardrobe. Doris the Dancer remains in her corner. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 30, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Imran the Interloper has wandered off again. Godmother Death is just poking her front legs out from the top of the wardrobe. Doris the Dancer remains in her corner. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Imran the Interloper has finally returned! I wasn't sure I'd see him again as he's been gone a while, and as a male house spider was probably looking for love from ladies who might be looking for lunch. But he's back in his corner tonight. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 10, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Imran the Interloper has finally returned! I wasn't sure I'd see him again as he's been gone a while, and as a male house spider was probably looking for love from ladies who might be looking for lunch. But he's back in his corner tonight. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
A fat little beetle has entered the room and is running the gauntlet of spiders. He's confused Imran the Interloper and is now heading towards Doris the Dancer. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 27, 2026 at 10:12 PM
A fat little beetle has entered the room and is running the gauntlet of spiders. He's confused Imran the Interloper and is now heading towards Doris the Dancer. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Godmother Death just startled me with the speed she shot out of her wardrobe hidey hole to hunt a small fly, so I guess we're even now. 😹🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 18, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Godmother Death just startled me with the speed she shot out of her wardrobe hidey hole to hunt a small fly, so I guess we're even now. 😹🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Imran the Interloper is busy chasing moths, running and pouncing all over his corner. Godmother Death remains unbothered because they haven't ventured over to her side yet. Woe betide then when they do. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 17, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Imran the Interloper is busy chasing moths, running and pouncing all over his corner. Godmother Death remains unbothered because they haven't ventured over to her side yet. Woe betide then when they do. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Godmother Death chased Doris the Dancer down and into the wardrobe last night, and is now back hanging in her corner. Someone new is hanging in Imran the Interloper's web. It will be interesting to see what happens if/when he comes back from under the bed. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 31, 2026 at 2:16 PM
Godmother Death chased Doris the Dancer down and into the wardrobe last night, and is now back hanging in her corner. Someone new is hanging in Imran the Interloper's web. It will be interesting to see what happens if/when he comes back from under the bed. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Imran the Interloper has yet to emerge from his jaunt under the bed. He's done it before for a day or two, so hopefully he'll be back soon. Godmother Death is still hanging loose in her corner. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
July 19, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Imran the Interloper has yet to emerge from his jaunt under the bed. He's done it before for a day or two, so hopefully he'll be back soon. Godmother Death is still hanging loose in her corner. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Shout-out to Imran the Interloper for almost landing on my face whilst abseiling from the ceiling as I got ready for bed. He's now hiding on the bottom of "A Year in Willerby" which Intake as his recommendation to buy one from @welcometowillerby.bsky.social. Listen to him. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 24, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Shout-out to Imran the Interloper for almost landing on my face whilst abseiling from the ceiling as I got ready for bed. He's now hiding on the bottom of "A Year in Willerby" which Intake as his recommendation to buy one from @welcometowillerby.bsky.social. Listen to him. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
Just saw Busy Beverley’s shadow descending the wall, without being able to see her. I don’t know how she did it, but it was a cool effect. Also, she has built the most enormous web. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate
August 2, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Just saw Busy Beverley’s shadow descending the wall, without being able to see her. I don’t know how she did it, but it was a cool effect. Also, she has built the most enormous web. 🕷️ #BedroomSpiderUpdate