#BeerBeforeCandy
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This feels like it was shouted through a traffic cone.

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Screenshot of text explaining the fake rhyme “beer before candy, you’re in the clear; beer before candy, hurricane sandy.” Reads like ancient drunk Halloween scripture warning of the chaos that follows mixing alcohol and sugar — the storm is both literal and internal.
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM