Broke: J'RPG
Woke: Final Frenchasy
Bespoke: Je suis-koden
Woke: Final Frenchasy
Bespoke: Je suis-koden
April 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Broke: J'RPG
Woke: Final Frenchasy
Bespoke: Je suis-koden
Woke: Final Frenchasy
Bespoke: Je suis-koden
How is Melania the only person with a bespoke font in the Epstein Files?
oh my god
January 30, 2026 at 9:23 PM
How is Melania the only person with a bespoke font in the Epstein Files?
broke: the Gulf of Mexico
woke: the Gulf of America
bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships
woke: the Gulf of America
bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships
March 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
broke: the Gulf of Mexico
woke: the Gulf of America
bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships
woke: the Gulf of America
bespoke: the Gulf of Exploding Starships
Y'know. Artisanal. Bespoke. Farm to table.
August 30, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Y'know. Artisanal. Bespoke. Farm to table.
Bessent on Fox & Friends: "We're doing bespoke deals."
April 28, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Bessent on Fox & Friends: "We're doing bespoke deals."
Bespoke calls it “the Warschach Test”.
September 16, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Bespoke calls it “the Warschach Test”.
Absolutely “bespoke celebrity torture porn” but I also read this to mean “bespoke revenge porn, pick your victim”
This is a really useful thread. When you hear a booster saying “we could use AI to make self-insert rom coms,” it’s essential to remember that “self-insert rom coms” is a knowing, intentional euphemism for “bespoke celebrity torture porn.”
So, look.
When I was back at Microsoft, an issue that came up was the device owner's need for privacy. There might be things on your device you don't want people to see! The semi-official code for these was "family photos".
When I was back at Microsoft, an issue that came up was the device owner's need for privacy. There might be things on your device you don't want people to see! The semi-official code for these was "family photos".
April 14, 2024 at 2:14 PM
Absolutely “bespoke celebrity torture porn” but I also read this to mean “bespoke revenge porn, pick your victim”
Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To
broke: privatizar os correios
woke: investir mais nos correios
bespoke: estatizar o Mercado Livre
woke: investir mais nos correios
bespoke: estatizar o Mercado Livre
October 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
broke: privatizar os correios
woke: investir mais nos correios
bespoke: estatizar o Mercado Livre
woke: investir mais nos correios
bespoke: estatizar o Mercado Livre
BESPOKE: Most Beige Book mentions of “uncertainty” in, like, ever. 🇺🇸
March 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
BESPOKE: Most Beige Book mentions of “uncertainty” in, like, ever. 🇺🇸
but “voters revolted against elites” DOES NOT MAKE SENSE unless we are using bespoke definitions of “elite”
November 9, 2024 at 10:54 PM
but “voters revolted against elites” DOES NOT MAKE SENSE unless we are using bespoke definitions of “elite”
Bessent is on Fox saying "bespoke"
April 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Bessent is on Fox saying "bespoke"
Woke: food safety regulations
Bespoke: botulism
Bespoke: botulism
July 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Woke: food safety regulations
Bespoke: botulism
Bespoke: botulism
"A bespoke Federal Reserve exception."
Kagan's dissent, effectively (and accurately) characterizing Roberts and his fellow judicial wingnuts as political operatives and liars, should be the headline and lede here:
![From Kagan's dissent: "Except apparently for the Federal Reserve. The majority
closes today’s order by stating, out of the blue, that it has
no bearing on “the constitutionality of for-cause removal
protections” for members of the Federal Reserve Board or
Open Market Committee. Ante, at 2. I am glad to hear it,
and do not doubt the majority’s intention to avoid imperil-
ing the Fed. But then, today’s order poses a puzzle. For the
Federal Reserve’s independence rests on the same constitu-
tional and analytic foundations as that of the NLRB,
MSPB, FTC, FCC, and so on—which is to say it rests largely
on Humphrey’s. So the majority has to offer a different
story: The Federal Reserve, it submits, is a “uniquely struc-
tured” entity with a “distinct historical tradition”—and it
cites for that proposition footnote 8 of this Court’s opinion
in Seila Law. Ante, at 2 (citing 591 U. S., at 222, n. 8).
But—sorry—footnote 8 provides no support. Its only rele-
vant sentence rejects an argument made in the dissenting" [cont'd]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfaxgen4pxdnmtho7tj4tijr/bafkreidniot72hmhdivwnfrkv6st4ffvnfh2dsuv447spcpk5rsvgvqe2e)
!["opinion “even assuming [that] financial institutions like the
Second Bank and Federal Reserve can claim a special his-
torical status.” And so an assumption made to humor a dis-
sent gets turned into some kind of holding. Because one
way of making new law on the emergency docket (the dep-
recation of Humphrey’s) turns out to require yet another
(the creation of a bespoke Federal Reserve exception). If
the idea is to reassure the markets, a simpler—and more
judicial—approach would have been to deny the President’s
application for a stay on the continued authority of Humph-
rey’s."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kfaxgen4pxdnmtho7tj4tijr/bafkreidxv6t4tnb3w2x5nzi7ngjyltdovxgmm4bdbrg3jnh74nivxtd67u)
May 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
"A bespoke Federal Reserve exception."
It's crazy how obvious it is that they're just feeding him a steady diet of bespoke lies.
Trump not happy with the public backlash to ICE's conduct, says DHS needs to step up the propaganda
January 20, 2026 at 5:34 PM
It's crazy how obvious it is that they're just feeding him a steady diet of bespoke lies.
less bespoke, more bequiet
June 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
less bespoke, more bequiet
bespoke: make it 1929 again
out: make it 2019 again
in: make it 2009 again
in: make it 2009 again
March 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
bespoke: make it 1929 again
Do not use AI to generate little bespoke stories for your children every night
September 27, 2026 at 5:52 AM
Do not use AI to generate little bespoke stories for your children every night
two cats simultaneously using their bespoke cat furniture - am I dreaming
June 12, 2026 at 12:11 AM
two cats simultaneously using their bespoke cat furniture - am I dreaming
King of the bespoke resistance vid doing a no-king resistance vid.
On October 18th, millions of brave Americans will stand up and peacefully protest against the authoritarian disease metastasizing under Donald Trump.
No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings. @gtconway.bsky.social
No Thrones. No Crowns. No Kings. @gtconway.bsky.social
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
King of the bespoke resistance vid doing a no-king resistance vid.
A bespoke approach to increasing the number of women in the building trades:
December 20, 2025 at 12:12 AM
A bespoke approach to increasing the number of women in the building trades:
Shout-out to PowerPoint for flagging the word "bespoke" as too difficult for my presumably idiot audience.
January 29, 2026 at 6:01 AM
Shout-out to PowerPoint for flagging the word "bespoke" as too difficult for my presumably idiot audience.
Today we’re making a small bespoke side table. Sugar maple.
March 29, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Today we’re making a small bespoke side table. Sugar maple.
broke: abolish ice
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
January 12, 2026 at 11:34 PM
broke: abolish ice
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
woke: abolish DHS
bespoke: abolish borders
Woke: Not spending money at corporations today
Bespoke: Giving mutual aid today
Bespoke: Giving mutual aid today
February 28, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Woke: Not spending money at corporations today
Bespoke: Giving mutual aid today
Bespoke: Giving mutual aid today