I’m a bit of a cum biohacker myself
Bryan Johnson, the technologist-cum-multimillionaire-cum-biohacker, has become well-known for his quest to become immortal.
Kate Tolo, his girlfriend, is pursuing similar goals, all for women’s health.
Kate Tolo, his girlfriend, is pursuing similar goals, all for women’s health.
Kate Tolo Says Her Quest to Be ‘the Female Bryan Johnson’ Is ‘for Women’
Like her biohacking boyfriend, Tolo is undergoing a grueling regimen of tests—from tracking nighttime erections to subjecting herself to extreme heat on her period—in service of “half the population.”
www.wired.com
September 23, 2026 at 11:09 PM
I’m a bit of a cum biohacker myself
Sad news. Billionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson has been diagnosed with Weird Guy Syndrome
July 9, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Sad news. Billionaire biohacker Bryan Johnson has been diagnosed with Weird Guy Syndrome
so that biohacker billionaire guy just hard launched his gf and,
December 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
so that biohacker billionaire guy just hard launched his gf and,
ooooh.... noo.........
I never even considered "chatgpt crispr biohacker" type of guy oh nooooooo
I never even considered "chatgpt crispr biohacker" type of guy oh nooooooo
September 9, 2026 at 2:57 AM
ooooh.... noo.........
I never even considered "chatgpt crispr biohacker" type of guy oh nooooooo
I never even considered "chatgpt crispr biohacker" type of guy oh nooooooo
any time an endocrinologist says that estrogen can convert to testosterone they should be required to give their medical license to a random biohacker tranny and i'm not kidding
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 AM
any time an endocrinologist says that estrogen can convert to testosterone they should be required to give their medical license to a random biohacker tranny and i'm not kidding
I'm not an addict I'm a biohacker ahead of my time!
"Tech companies like Palantir now stock vending machines with nicotine pouches in the hopes of boosting their workers’ productivity."
Biohackers and wellness influencers are pushing nicotine as part of their ‘stacks’
As smoking rates fall in the U.S., startups and influencers are pushing the purported cognitive and health benefits of indulging in nicotine.
www.statnews.com
August 16, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I'm not an addict I'm a biohacker ahead of my time!
Bryan Johnson, the technologist-cum-multimillionaire-cum-biohacker-cum-his-sons-cum-into-his-veins-for-everlasting-life
Bryan Johnson, the technologist-cum-multimillionaire-cum-biohacker, has become well-known for his quest to become immortal.
Kate Tolo, his girlfriend, is pursuing similar goals, all for women’s health.
Kate Tolo, his girlfriend, is pursuing similar goals, all for women’s health.
Kate Tolo Says Her Quest to Be ‘the Female Bryan Johnson’ Is ‘for Women’
Like her biohacking boyfriend, Tolo is undergoing a grueling regimen of tests—from tracking nighttime erections to subjecting herself to extreme heat on her period—in service of “half the population.”
www.wired.com
September 23, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Bryan Johnson, the technologist-cum-multimillionaire-cum-biohacker-cum-his-sons-cum-into-his-veins-for-everlasting-life
Fantastic art made by @deaddragonp.bsky.social of one of my starfinder characters! He's a biohacker blue dragon.
furaffinity.net/view/62184225
furaffinity.net/view/62184225
September 5, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Fantastic art made by @deaddragonp.bsky.social of one of my starfinder characters! He's a biohacker blue dragon.
furaffinity.net/view/62184225
furaffinity.net/view/62184225
Paging bryan johnson
August 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Paging bryan johnson
redesign of an older character, Muntari the biohacker.
December 31, 2024 at 3:11 AM
redesign of an older character, Muntari the biohacker.
Imagine being a “biohacker” and being against vaccines.
April 18, 2026 at 6:10 PM
Imagine being a “biohacker” and being against vaccines.
BREAKING: millionaire biohacker claims to have the butthole of a ‘much younger millionaire biohacker’
November 11, 2023 at 5:39 PM
BREAKING: millionaire biohacker claims to have the butthole of a ‘much younger millionaire biohacker’
Bryan Johnson: Millionaire biohacker behind Project Blueprint diagnosed with incurable autoimmune disease thenightly.com.au/world/bryan-...
‘Eating itself’: Biohacker diagnosed with incurable illness
A multi-millionaire biohacker who is on a quest to ‘defeat death’ has been diagnosed with a rare incurable disease.
thenightly.com.au
July 6, 2026 at 5:14 AM
Bryan Johnson: Millionaire biohacker behind Project Blueprint diagnosed with incurable autoimmune disease thenightly.com.au/world/bryan-...
pushing a system evolved for averages to extremes always comes at cost
the people who live longest are often those who are aggressively average who just have basic good consistent habits
the people who live longest are often those who are aggressively average who just have basic good consistent habits
‘Eating itself’: Biohacker diagnosed with incurable illness
A multi-millionaire biohacker who is on a quest to ‘defeat death’ has been diagnosed with a rare incurable disease.
thenightly.com.au
July 6, 2026 at 9:50 AM
pushing a system evolved for averages to extremes always comes at cost
the people who live longest are often those who are aggressively average who just have basic good consistent habits
the people who live longest are often those who are aggressively average who just have basic good consistent habits
I am becoming a happiness biohacker, gross
July 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I am becoming a happiness biohacker, gross
Poor person diagnosis: body dysmorphic disorder
Rich person diagnosis: “Biohacker”
Rich person diagnosis: “Biohacker”
November 17, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Poor person diagnosis: body dysmorphic disorder
Rich person diagnosis: “Biohacker”
Rich person diagnosis: “Biohacker”
The word “biohacker” has recently risen exponentially to the top of the list of words that make me impossibly angry.
February 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
The word “biohacker” has recently risen exponentially to the top of the list of words that make me impossibly angry.
Actual professor of genetics Adam Rutherford says 'no he hasn't'.
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
Biohacker Bryan Johnson says he’s ‘cloned himself as a baby’ to harvest its organs
‘This technology gives us a path to reverse aging,’ says 48-year-old tech entrepreneur
www.independent.co.uk
July 25, 2026 at 9:27 AM
Actual professor of genetics Adam Rutherford says 'no he hasn't'.
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
www.independent.co.uk/news/science...
A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract.
What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.
July 6, 2026 at 4:24 PM
A man who publicly was doing something which, when done wrong, can cause graft-vs-host disease, an autoimmune disease which can attack, among other things, your GI tract, now has an autoimmune disease which is attacking his GI tract.
What a coincidence.
What a coincidence.
Keeping it real with you all I don't think the baby dick biohacker guy looks that good for 46
November 11, 2023 at 4:41 AM
Keeping it real with you all I don't think the baby dick biohacker guy looks that good for 46
I’m no biohacker but I replace all the urine in my body with water all day long 24/7.
December 26, 2024 at 2:10 PM
I’m no biohacker but I replace all the urine in my body with water all day long 24/7.
Biohacker Josie Zyner’s new company, Los Angeles Project, is creating a new generation of gene-edited pets.
Your Next Pet Could Be a Glowing Rabbit
Biohacker Josie Zyner’s new company, Los Angeles Project, is creating a new generation of gene-edited pets.
www.wired.com
February 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Biohacker Josie Zyner’s new company, Los Angeles Project, is creating a new generation of gene-edited pets.
I knew he’d eventually get into hacking his cum
September 23, 2026 at 10:43 PM
I knew he’d eventually get into hacking his cum