New World Biologists🌿✨
January 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
New World Biologists🌿✨
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
September 16, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologi...
August 11, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool theonion.com/biologi...
Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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January 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
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Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool https://theonion.com/biologists-observe-geese-eating-tool/
July 21, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Biologists Observe Geese Eating Tool https://theonion.com/biologists-observe-geese-eating-tool/
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
October 16, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Biologists Announce There Absolutely Nothing We Can Learn From Clams https://theonion.com/biologists-announce-there-absolutely-nothing-we-can-learn-from-clams/
why are biologists like this
The Hoff Crab is neither a crab nor is it David Hasselhoff. It is a Yeti Crab, which is neither a Yeti nor a Crab but a sub-group of Squat Lobsters, which are not lobsters, they're Anomurans, like Mole Crabs, which are neither moles, nor crabs.
September 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
why are biologists like this
Who called them marine biologists and not aquademics
September 13, 2026 at 2:58 PM
Who called them marine biologists and not aquademics
I can't stop thinking about how the "Gender Critical" response to hundreds of leading UK biologists signing a letter saying sex isn't binary or immutable is "I can't believe that school kids know more about biology than these biologists". Can you imagine saying that out loud without thinking?! Mad
May 19, 2025 at 9:54 AM
I can't stop thinking about how the "Gender Critical" response to hundreds of leading UK biologists signing a letter saying sex isn't binary or immutable is "I can't believe that school kids know more about biology than these biologists". Can you imagine saying that out loud without thinking?! Mad
Cellular/molecular biologists…”the ome-ome.”
Is this anything???
Is this anything???
November 26, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Cellular/molecular biologists…”the ome-ome.”
Is this anything???
Is this anything???
Enter the biologists and a discussion of something called EMBRYONIC DIAPAUSE
January 21, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Enter the biologists and a discussion of something called EMBRYONIC DIAPAUSE
Sooooo if this whole "biological sex" EO is really happening, biologists are going to make as much noise about it as possible, right?
Professional societies, universities, individual research groups? It's really incumbent on us (that's a "biologists us" here) to make a BIG FUCKING STINK
Professional societies, universities, individual research groups? It's really incumbent on us (that's a "biologists us" here) to make a BIG FUCKING STINK
January 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Sooooo if this whole "biological sex" EO is really happening, biologists are going to make as much noise about it as possible, right?
Professional societies, universities, individual research groups? It's really incumbent on us (that's a "biologists us" here) to make a BIG FUCKING STINK
Professional societies, universities, individual research groups? It's really incumbent on us (that's a "biologists us" here) to make a BIG FUCKING STINK
marine biologists LOVE her
March 19, 2025 at 2:10 PM
marine biologists LOVE her
Marine biologists.
December 25, 2024 at 1:48 AM
Marine biologists.
dawkins is very annoying to read because he will just state "all biologists classify things according to this universal standard" or similar & if you don't know any better you might assume that is true, until you search for it, & find biologists more qualified than he is replying "no we don't"
May 7, 2025 at 8:48 AM
dawkins is very annoying to read because he will just state "all biologists classify things according to this universal standard" or similar & if you don't know any better you might assume that is true, until you search for it, & find biologists more qualified than he is replying "no we don't"
The Trump administration plans to eliminate the EPA’s scientific research arm and lay off more than 1,000 chemists, biologists, and other scientists.
March 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The Trump administration plans to eliminate the EPA’s scientific research arm and lay off more than 1,000 chemists, biologists, and other scientists.
I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle
Three yachts were swallowed by fires early Friday after witnesses described a massive explosion in northwest Miami-Dade.
https://nbcnews.to/3DtQPVl
https://nbcnews.to/3DtQPVl
March 8, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I consulted with several yacht biologists and apparently yachts just do this some times, it may look sad but it's a natural part of their life cycle
bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
bro biologists won't even agree on the definition of "alive" you think you can get them to back you on "two genders" lmao
ESPECIALLY cis biologists, bc god knows all of us trans biologists have been yelling about this for literally years already and we need y'all to come pitch in
January 20, 2025 at 6:40 PM
ESPECIALLY cis biologists, bc god knows all of us trans biologists have been yelling about this for literally years already and we need y'all to come pitch in
who’s worse at their jobs umbrella corp biologists or weyland yutani biologists
June 3, 2026 at 8:01 PM
who’s worse at their jobs umbrella corp biologists or weyland yutani biologists
The long-nosed Pinocchio #chameleon is multiple species.
#Biologists have finally solved the century-old #reptilian mystery.
Link for more info and photos: www.popsci.com/environment/...
#Biologists have finally solved the century-old #reptilian mystery.
Link for more info and photos: www.popsci.com/environment/...
November 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The long-nosed Pinocchio #chameleon is multiple species.
#Biologists have finally solved the century-old #reptilian mystery.
Link for more info and photos: www.popsci.com/environment/...
#Biologists have finally solved the century-old #reptilian mystery.
Link for more info and photos: www.popsci.com/environment/...
Breaking News: The EPA plans to eliminate its scientific research arm, firing as many as 1,155 chemists, biologists, toxicologists and other scientists.
Trump Administration Aims to Eliminate E.P.A.’s Scientific Research Arm
More than 1,000 chemists, biologists and other scientists could be laid off under a plan to dismantle the Office of Research and Development.
www.nytimes.com
March 18, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Breaking News: The EPA plans to eliminate its scientific research arm, firing as many as 1,155 chemists, biologists, toxicologists and other scientists.
September 11, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Look, we'll all be marine biologists again tomorrow if the orcas come back
Why is everyone on this site a political pundit.
July 11, 2024 at 10:45 PM
Look, we'll all be marine biologists again tomorrow if the orcas come back