I was reasonably sure this was a joke, but not 100% sure that his birthname wasn't Jorkin.
November 2, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I was reasonably sure this was a joke, but not 100% sure that his birthname wasn't Jorkin.
my irl birthname seems like it would be dark grey but the name i go by seems like it would be very light desaturated purple
November 4, 2026 at 2:11 PM
my irl birthname seems like it would be dark grey but the name i go by seems like it would be very light desaturated purple
His birthname is actually Global Samuel Altman but he goes by his middle name.
OpenAI CEO Sam Altman says having RAM in personal computers is a ‘terrible’ use of limited resources and that it would be better utilized in data centers
"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
"From a global perspective it’s quite terrible to have everyone have a bunch of the world’s limited supply of DRAM sitting in their computer"
October 31, 2026 at 8:18 AM
His birthname is actually Global Samuel Altman but he goes by his middle name.
Thank you.
You realize the series is really a tribute to my good friend Michael Caine.
Micklewhite Avenue, where Alfred lives, is named after Michael Caine (whose birthname is Maurice Micklewhite).
Many have told me, Michael and I could be brothers.
You realize the series is really a tribute to my good friend Michael Caine.
Micklewhite Avenue, where Alfred lives, is named after Michael Caine (whose birthname is Maurice Micklewhite).
Many have told me, Michael and I could be brothers.
November 2, 2026 at 4:23 AM
Thank you.
You realize the series is really a tribute to my good friend Michael Caine.
Micklewhite Avenue, where Alfred lives, is named after Michael Caine (whose birthname is Maurice Micklewhite).
Many have told me, Michael and I could be brothers.
You realize the series is really a tribute to my good friend Michael Caine.
Micklewhite Avenue, where Alfred lives, is named after Michael Caine (whose birthname is Maurice Micklewhite).
Many have told me, Michael and I could be brothers.
I think nonbineys should eschew nature names and instead adopt the Organization XIII formula and just like, anagram their birthname with an added x in it
October 26, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I think nonbineys should eschew nature names and instead adopt the Organization XIII formula and just like, anagram their birthname with an added x in it
> I'm feeling very lightheaded and my lungs hurt, can't stop coughing
> Call the ER
> Talk about my symptoms
"You shouldn't have waited this much, man!"
(Huh? I was correctly gendered?)
> Read my file
> "(Birthname), 30??? That's gotta be wrong"
"No, that's me"
"... Please come right away"
> Call the ER
> Talk about my symptoms
"You shouldn't have waited this much, man!"
(Huh? I was correctly gendered?)
> Read my file
> "(Birthname), 30??? That's gotta be wrong"
"No, that's me"
"... Please come right away"
October 24, 2026 at 11:49 PM
> I'm feeling very lightheaded and my lungs hurt, can't stop coughing
> Call the ER
> Talk about my symptoms
"You shouldn't have waited this much, man!"
(Huh? I was correctly gendered?)
> Read my file
> "(Birthname), 30??? That's gotta be wrong"
"No, that's me"
"... Please come right away"
> Call the ER
> Talk about my symptoms
"You shouldn't have waited this much, man!"
(Huh? I was correctly gendered?)
> Read my file
> "(Birthname), 30??? That's gotta be wrong"
"No, that's me"
"... Please come right away"
his daughter's birthname is asiago argento
October 24, 2026 at 10:05 PM
his daughter's birthname is asiago argento
Grandma Senna's canon epithet is the "Auroric Fantasia" and was granted due to how she conducts herself on the battlefield + how her attacks, and healing, appear to the eyes and senses of those around her.
In-game, definitely Living Memory due to her birthname of Mnemosyne. :)
In-game, definitely Living Memory due to her birthname of Mnemosyne. :)
October 26, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Grandma Senna's canon epithet is the "Auroric Fantasia" and was granted due to how she conducts herself on the battlefield + how her attacks, and healing, appear to the eyes and senses of those around her.
In-game, definitely Living Memory due to her birthname of Mnemosyne. :)
In-game, definitely Living Memory due to her birthname of Mnemosyne. :)
considering going by my birthname again but still hung up on the cringe that is
- white person named after anime character
- i still haven't even watched said anime series
- white person named after anime character
- i still haven't even watched said anime series
October 27, 2026 at 4:44 AM
considering going by my birthname again but still hung up on the cringe that is
- white person named after anime character
- i still haven't even watched said anime series
- white person named after anime character
- i still haven't even watched said anime series
I was laying in bed, fucking my mind up and getting as dum as possible. Then my Mom calls down “(BIRTHNAME)! Can you come up here? Your Dad somehow put the TV in French”
Me: “HUH?!”
Me: “HUH?!”
October 26, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I was laying in bed, fucking my mind up and getting as dum as possible. Then my Mom calls down “(BIRTHNAME)! Can you come up here? Your Dad somehow put the TV in French”
Me: “HUH?!”
Me: “HUH?!”
I get you, and the argument "Well there's no other short alternative" doesn't really work here because "BIRTHNAME" is only 1 character longer than "DEADNAME".
October 26, 2026 at 2:56 PM
I get you, and the argument "Well there's no other short alternative" doesn't really work here because "BIRTHNAME" is only 1 character longer than "DEADNAME".
JD Vance's birthname was "James Donald Bowman". His name first changed to "James David Hamel". Before graduating from Yale Law School, he legally changed his last name to Vance. Later, he changed "James Donald" to "JD".
Why isn't this an issue for Donald Trump (Drumpf)?
Why isn't this an issue for Donald Trump (Drumpf)?
October 24, 2026 at 5:57 AM
JD Vance's birthname was "James Donald Bowman". His name first changed to "James David Hamel". Before graduating from Yale Law School, he legally changed his last name to Vance. Later, he changed "James Donald" to "JD".
Why isn't this an issue for Donald Trump (Drumpf)?
Why isn't this an issue for Donald Trump (Drumpf)?
JD Vance's birthname was "James Donald Bowman". His name first changed to "James David Hamel". Before graduating from Yale Law School, he legally changed his last name to Vance. Later, he changed "James Donald" to "JD".
Why isn't this an issue for Donald Trump (Drumpf)?
Why isn't this an issue for Donald Trump (Drumpf)?
October 24, 2026 at 5:53 AM
JD Vance's birthname was "James Donald Bowman". His name first changed to "James David Hamel". Before graduating from Yale Law School, he legally changed his last name to Vance. Later, he changed "James Donald" to "JD".
Why isn't this an issue for Donald Trump (Drumpf)?
Why isn't this an issue for Donald Trump (Drumpf)?
my fucking trainer though, no shade, OUR FUCKING NAMES SOUND THE GODDAMN SAME (not mine, not daisy, the fucker who i front in public's name, birthname basically) AND I AM GONNA GET MIXED UP SO BADDDD
October 24, 2026 at 3:06 AM
my fucking trainer though, no shade, OUR FUCKING NAMES SOUND THE GODDAMN SAME (not mine, not daisy, the fucker who i front in public's name, birthname basically) AND I AM GONNA GET MIXED UP SO BADDDD
You know whose name also starts with James? James Donald Bowman. And James David Hamel. And James David Vance.
He wasn't sworn in with his birthname, that's for sure. And he dropped "Donald" so that's gotta sting.
He wasn't sworn in with his birthname, that's for sure. And he dropped "Donald" so that's gotta sting.
October 23, 2026 at 12:49 AM
You know whose name also starts with James? James Donald Bowman. And James David Hamel. And James David Vance.
He wasn't sworn in with his birthname, that's for sure. And he dropped "Donald" so that's gotta sting.
He wasn't sworn in with his birthname, that's for sure. And he dropped "Donald" so that's gotta sting.
the realm largely still knows her under her full pseudonym, whereas friends will call her by her birthname Delha, so she either gets "Adela Lastname" or "Delha Epocan" most of the time, which is funny when her legal name is "Adela Epocan."
October 22, 2026 at 4:49 AM
the realm largely still knows her under her full pseudonym, whereas friends will call her by her birthname Delha, so she either gets "Adela Lastname" or "Delha Epocan" most of the time, which is funny when her legal name is "Adela Epocan."
Inspired by Mandie (Saphyra), I will elaborate a little more on her name here (wrote about it a few time in the past but things get lost all the time)
So, her birthname is Yorianna Limaielle but it was never recorded. With her family getting lost in a -->
So, her birthname is Yorianna Limaielle but it was never recorded. With her family getting lost in a -->
October 22, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Inspired by Mandie (Saphyra), I will elaborate a little more on her name here (wrote about it a few time in the past but things get lost all the time)
So, her birthname is Yorianna Limaielle but it was never recorded. With her family getting lost in a -->
So, her birthname is Yorianna Limaielle but it was never recorded. With her family getting lost in a -->
And what is JD Vance's birthname?
And what about Rafael Eduardo (call me "Ted") Cruz?
And what about Rafael Eduardo (call me "Ted") Cruz?
Trump Demands Ilhan Omar ‘IMMEDIATELY Resign’ From Congress for Using ‘Fake Name’
President Donald Trump called on Rep. Ilhan Omar to resign from Congress on Thursday night, claiming she used a "fake name" when getting elected.
www.mediaite.com
October 23, 2026 at 12:34 PM
And what is JD Vance's birthname?
And what about Rafael Eduardo (call me "Ted") Cruz?
And what about Rafael Eduardo (call me "Ted") Cruz?
just remembered Leo technically has his birthname that starts with U and I gag a little because he probably gags when he thinks of writing it out too
October 20, 2026 at 3:58 AM
just remembered Leo technically has his birthname that starts with U and I gag a little because he probably gags when he thinks of writing it out too
It's bigotry.
Do not mock someone for their ethnic birthname.
Just don't.
Do not mock someone for their ethnic birthname.
Just don't.
October 15, 2026 at 1:07 PM
It's bigotry.
Do not mock someone for their ethnic birthname.
Just don't.
Do not mock someone for their ethnic birthname.
Just don't.
randomly remembered back when i reverted to my deadname because transition seemed scary how an enby i only knew in passing congratulated me on my new name and i had to be like "no that's my birthname actually haha" and they only then realized that i had not gone from enby to transmasc
October 16, 2026 at 9:50 AM
randomly remembered back when i reverted to my deadname because transition seemed scary how an enby i only knew in passing congratulated me on my new name and i had to be like "no that's my birthname actually haha" and they only then realized that i had not gone from enby to transmasc
It's their choice whether they celebrate/use their birthname or not. We don't choose for them.
Kash is an awful person. Find some other reason to mock him.
Kash is an awful person. Find some other reason to mock him.
October 15, 2026 at 1:37 PM
It's their choice whether they celebrate/use their birthname or not. We don't choose for them.
Kash is an awful person. Find some other reason to mock him.
Kash is an awful person. Find some other reason to mock him.
distinct memory of insisting we be called our nickname and being really upset when we weren't ESPECIALLY AT SCHOOL and being told we need to "grow out of it". it was to the point we couldn't even remember how to SPELL our birthname correctly when made to write it on assignments.
October 13, 2026 at 2:56 AM
distinct memory of insisting we be called our nickname and being really upset when we weren't ESPECIALLY AT SCHOOL and being told we need to "grow out of it". it was to the point we couldn't even remember how to SPELL our birthname correctly when made to write it on assignments.
12.10.1957: Steven T. Byington stirbt. Über Jahrzehnte hinweg betreibt der individualistische Anarchist Studien, lernt 12 Sprachen, darunter Zulu und Arabisch, und übersetzt Stirners "Der Einzige und sein Eigentum" ins Englische. Eine seiner Bibelübersetzungen wird von den Zeugen Jehovas publiziert.
Steven T. Byington (1869 – 1957)
Steven Tracy Byington (birthname Stephen) (December 10, 1869 – October 12, 1957) was a noted intellectual, translator, and American individualist anarchist. He was born in Westford, Vermont,…
www.unionofegoists.com
October 12, 2026 at 6:45 AM
12.10.1957: Steven T. Byington stirbt. Über Jahrzehnte hinweg betreibt der individualistische Anarchist Studien, lernt 12 Sprachen, darunter Zulu und Arabisch, und übersetzt Stirners "Der Einzige und sein Eigentum" ins Englische. Eine seiner Bibelübersetzungen wird von den Zeugen Jehovas publiziert.