#BirthRate
birthrate decline, Population Bomb, the-kids-are-degenerates, the-kids-aren't-fucking-enough, crack epidemic meth epidemic opioid epidemic, inevitable pandemic dooming, WALL-E style we're-all-blobs futurism, a bunch of different Big Feelings about declining America
also it’s been done. millennial cults are a recurring human feature. this is not new. it’s so not new that at 45 I’ve lived through…. probably half a dozen major millennial movements? nuclear war, internet apocalypse, actual millennium, Rapture, climate change in carbon and ozone flavors, AI
November 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Maybe that'll get the birthrate up
November 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Posting Shinzo Abe birthrate memes doesn't count
November 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
People dunking on this don't realize that Chris is contractually obligated to glaze at least one right-wing genocide-denying birthrate-obsessed freakazoid hack colleague per quarter
Sorry but Ross did an excellent job.
November 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Russia would be the single most powerful country on the planet if they could just figure out how to not, y’know, absolutely destroy their life expectancy, birthrate, and population growth every half-century or so.
November 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Cons and Reform would also reinstate the 2 child benefit cap. Low birthrate already, who exactly is going to be working to provide those pensions???
Reform UK wants less welfare, but

"... the welfare budget is lower than it was a decade ago?
... 50% of that budget is state pension, the main reason for increase, is an [predicted] ever growing older population?"
Source: BBCRadio4 ‘world at one’ 29/10/26

Heal the sick not kill #WelfareNotWarfare
November 11, 2026 at 7:17 AM
TIL twin birthrate is 3% so not that crazy with 4/100 senators
November 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
I feel proud of myself for calling the show becoming birthrate propaganda by episode 2, and taking the show as a funny trainwreck right from the getgo.
is there any other anime character that had such a rise and fall like zero two. genuinely inescapable character years ago, now you are like oh yeah her from that show
November 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
This oughta raise the birthrate
November 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
They’ll really try anything to pump their precious white birthrate but regulate the landlords
November 11, 2026 at 9:10 AM
Oh, for FFS
I swear,Vanstone won't be happy until young working couples are living under a fucking bridge. And then she'll have a whinge about Australia's falling birthrate.
November 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
One possible candidate, the sort of thing that was bound to emerge from that discursive environment, is that traditionalist sculpture atelier in France that’s attached itself to Musk. We’re going to make sculptures so heroic that the birthrate is going to go up. OK, well, I guess we’ll see, won’t we
November 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
If we didn't round up our immigrants & put them in concentration camps (or shoot them), we'd have a higher birthrate.
November 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Japan convened its first panel of experts Friday to help draft a plan to reverse the country's declining birthrate and restructure its socioeconomic systems to cope with a shrinking population.
‘Quiet crisis’: Government expert panel convenes to tackle population decline
The panel discussed how to reverse the declining birthrate trend, how to build sustainable local communities and how to cope with labor shortages.
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November 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Japan convened its first panel of experts Friday to help draft a plan to reverse the country's declining birthrate and restructure its socioeconomic systems to cope with a shrinking population. 👉 ebx.sh/0v06F4
November 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
birthrate for ~39 weeks from now : ZERO
November 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Russia is losing more soldiers than they can recruit. And they are losing more young men than their birthrate can replace. Europe doesn't need Russian agreement; it's Russia that desperately needs Europe's.
November 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
At least East Germany had Free Love and a high Birthrate:
November 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Readers, do you see the lie here?

It is in looking at only the last 12 months and assuming that is the norm. In the past 2-3 years, there have been over 74,000 people in Gaza killed, and a reported reduction in birthrate of 41% in 2025.
November 8, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Like frogs and other amphibians that depend on water-based external eggs, it’s a matter of balancing the available birthrate.

Clownfish don’t change sex just because Nemo felt pressure from his overprotective dad.
November 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
"Don't overthink it!
It's probably to push for that declining birthrate to end, but it's just- shared bed, shared bath, and can't be redeemed by one person"

She tried to deflect and reassure her that they certainly weren't slapping in labels
November 11, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Bit late to this, isn't he? Seem to recall the '91 census made the 'outbreeding' debate, mind you it was more the propensity of Unionists to emigrate than the actual birthrate from memory.
November 10, 2026 at 9:23 AM
lots but also people had large families anyway and even in bad times the birthrate was high. There are stories however of villages utterly devoid of men after the war - the men that were left intentionally fathered children with many different women.
November 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Intentional birthrate suppression is legally an act of genocide.
November 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Imma be real with you 208th queen candidate Ramia

This with not help Juraihelm's declining birthrate
November 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM