birthrate decline, Population Bomb, the-kids-are-degenerates, the-kids-aren't-fucking-enough, crack epidemic meth epidemic opioid epidemic, inevitable pandemic dooming, WALL-E style we're-all-blobs futurism, a bunch of different Big Feelings about declining America
also it’s been done. millennial cults are a recurring human feature. this is not new. it’s so not new that at 45 I’ve lived through…. probably half a dozen major millennial movements? nuclear war, internet apocalypse, actual millennium, Rapture, climate change in carbon and ozone flavors, AI
November 8, 2026 at 3:44 PM
birthrate decline, Population Bomb, the-kids-are-degenerates, the-kids-aren't-fucking-enough, crack epidemic meth epidemic opioid epidemic, inevitable pandemic dooming, WALL-E style we're-all-blobs futurism, a bunch of different Big Feelings about declining America
Maybe that'll get the birthrate up
November 9, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Maybe that'll get the birthrate up
Posting Shinzo Abe birthrate memes doesn't count
November 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
Posting Shinzo Abe birthrate memes doesn't count
People dunking on this don't realize that Chris is contractually obligated to glaze at least one right-wing genocide-denying birthrate-obsessed freakazoid hack colleague per quarter
Sorry but Ross did an excellent job.
November 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
People dunking on this don't realize that Chris is contractually obligated to glaze at least one right-wing genocide-denying birthrate-obsessed freakazoid hack colleague per quarter
TIL twin birthrate is 3% so not that crazy with 4/100 senators
November 9, 2026 at 2:27 AM
TIL twin birthrate is 3% so not that crazy with 4/100 senators
This oughta raise the birthrate
November 9, 2026 at 8:02 PM
This oughta raise the birthrate
Oh, for FFS
I swear,Vanstone won't be happy until young working couples are living under a fucking bridge. And then she'll have a whinge about Australia's falling birthrate.
I swear,Vanstone won't be happy until young working couples are living under a fucking bridge. And then she'll have a whinge about Australia's falling birthrate.
November 6, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Oh, for FFS
I swear,Vanstone won't be happy until young working couples are living under a fucking bridge. And then she'll have a whinge about Australia's falling birthrate.
I swear,Vanstone won't be happy until young working couples are living under a fucking bridge. And then she'll have a whinge about Australia's falling birthrate.
birthrate for ~39 weeks from now : ZERO
November 5, 2026 at 12:25 AM
birthrate for ~39 weeks from now : ZERO
Japan convened its first panel of experts Friday to help draft a plan to reverse the country's declining birthrate and restructure its socioeconomic systems to cope with a shrinking population.
‘Quiet crisis’: Government expert panel convenes to tackle population decline
The panel discussed how to reverse the declining birthrate trend, how to build sustainable local communities and how to cope with labor shortages.
ebx.sh
November 6, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Japan convened its first panel of experts Friday to help draft a plan to reverse the country's declining birthrate and restructure its socioeconomic systems to cope with a shrinking population.
Japan convened its first panel of experts Friday to help draft a plan to reverse the country's declining birthrate and restructure its socioeconomic systems to cope with a shrinking population. 👉 ebx.sh/0v06F4
November 7, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Japan convened its first panel of experts Friday to help draft a plan to reverse the country's declining birthrate and restructure its socioeconomic systems to cope with a shrinking population. 👉 ebx.sh/0v06F4
If we didn't round up our immigrants & put them in concentration camps (or shoot them), we'd have a higher birthrate.
November 10, 2026 at 7:21 AM
If we didn't round up our immigrants & put them in concentration camps (or shoot them), we'd have a higher birthrate.
Intentional birthrate suppression is legally an act of genocide.
November 3, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Intentional birthrate suppression is legally an act of genocide.
One possible candidate, the sort of thing that was bound to emerge from that discursive environment, is that traditionalist sculpture atelier in France that’s attached itself to Musk. We’re going to make sculptures so heroic that the birthrate is going to go up. OK, well, I guess we’ll see, won’t we
November 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
One possible candidate, the sort of thing that was bound to emerge from that discursive environment, is that traditionalist sculpture atelier in France that’s attached itself to Musk. We’re going to make sculptures so heroic that the birthrate is going to go up. OK, well, I guess we’ll see, won’t we
Readers, do you see the lie here?
It is in looking at only the last 12 months and assuming that is the norm. In the past 2-3 years, there have been over 74,000 people in Gaza killed, and a reported reduction in birthrate of 41% in 2025.
It is in looking at only the last 12 months and assuming that is the norm. In the past 2-3 years, there have been over 74,000 people in Gaza killed, and a reported reduction in birthrate of 41% in 2025.
November 8, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Readers, do you see the lie here?
It is in looking at only the last 12 months and assuming that is the norm. In the past 2-3 years, there have been over 74,000 people in Gaza killed, and a reported reduction in birthrate of 41% in 2025.
It is in looking at only the last 12 months and assuming that is the norm. In the past 2-3 years, there have been over 74,000 people in Gaza killed, and a reported reduction in birthrate of 41% in 2025.
Russia is losing more soldiers than they can recruit. And they are losing more young men than their birthrate can replace. Europe doesn't need Russian agreement; it's Russia that desperately needs Europe's.
November 10, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Russia is losing more soldiers than they can recruit. And they are losing more young men than their birthrate can replace. Europe doesn't need Russian agreement; it's Russia that desperately needs Europe's.
At least East Germany had Free Love and a high Birthrate:
November 9, 2026 at 9:46 PM
At least East Germany had Free Love and a high Birthrate:
lots but also people had large families anyway and even in bad times the birthrate was high. There are stories however of villages utterly devoid of men after the war - the men that were left intentionally fathered children with many different women.
November 7, 2026 at 3:03 AM
lots but also people had large families anyway and even in bad times the birthrate was high. There are stories however of villages utterly devoid of men after the war - the men that were left intentionally fathered children with many different women.
Like frogs and other amphibians that depend on water-based external eggs, it’s a matter of balancing the available birthrate.
Clownfish don’t change sex just because Nemo felt pressure from his overprotective dad.
Clownfish don’t change sex just because Nemo felt pressure from his overprotective dad.
November 10, 2026 at 1:47 AM
Like frogs and other amphibians that depend on water-based external eggs, it’s a matter of balancing the available birthrate.
Clownfish don’t change sex just because Nemo felt pressure from his overprotective dad.
Clownfish don’t change sex just because Nemo felt pressure from his overprotective dad.
Add in the declining birthrate in much of Europe & we'd be in severe trouble without immigration
November 3, 2026 at 8:03 AM
Add in the declining birthrate in much of Europe & we'd be in severe trouble without immigration
My dudes, isolationism and xenophobia will leave what’s left of the UK in the same predicament Italy now finds itself … a falling birthrate, the inability to grow economically and increasing pressures on a socialized healthcare system.
Brexit was bad for business. Taxing the überwealthy is the way.
Brexit was bad for business. Taxing the überwealthy is the way.
November 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
My dudes, isolationism and xenophobia will leave what’s left of the UK in the same predicament Italy now finds itself … a falling birthrate, the inability to grow economically and increasing pressures on a socialized healthcare system.
Brexit was bad for business. Taxing the überwealthy is the way.
Brexit was bad for business. Taxing the überwealthy is the way.
Imma be real with you 208th queen candidate Ramia
This with not help Juraihelm's declining birthrate
This with not help Juraihelm's declining birthrate
November 10, 2026 at 1:04 AM
Imma be real with you 208th queen candidate Ramia
This with not help Juraihelm's declining birthrate
This with not help Juraihelm's declining birthrate
Free contraception, eh? I suspect the birthrate took a bigger dive when they became legal to buy myself...
November 4, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Free contraception, eh? I suspect the birthrate took a bigger dive when they became legal to buy myself...
Turkey plans to shorten undergraduate degrees to three years, citing falling birthrate www.turkishminute.com/2026/11/07/t...
November 9, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Turkey plans to shorten undergraduate degrees to three years, citing falling birthrate www.turkishminute.com/2026/11/07/t...
Japan population crisis major topic for my 33+ years here, but now conflicts with anti-foreigner visa policy Should be based on need & realistic strategies to promote more long-term international families & working parents guaranteed childcare & women work equity
www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/11...
www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/11...
‘Quiet crisis’: Government expert panel convenes to tackle population decline
The panel discussed how to reverse the declining birthrate trend, how to build sustainable local communities and how to cope with labor shortages.
www.japantimes.co.jp
November 8, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Japan population crisis major topic for my 33+ years here, but now conflicts with anti-foreigner visa policy Should be based on need & realistic strategies to promote more long-term international families & working parents guaranteed childcare & women work equity
www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/11...
www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/11...