We're unbanning Birthing Pod tonight
November 4, 2026 at 3:27 AM
We're unbanning Birthing Pod tonight
No. New Anglicans are spawned from special birthing pods supplied with all the required nutrients.
November 3, 2026 at 10:08 PM
No. New Anglicans are spawned from special birthing pods supplied with all the required nutrients.
birthing mouseguts wgy not
November 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
birthing mouseguts wgy not
Dinosaurs evolved into turkeys - and that's why we eat them on Jesus birthing day.
November 3, 2026 at 11:58 AM
Dinosaurs evolved into turkeys - and that's why we eat them on Jesus birthing day.
“He wrote her a 6 page birthing plan” 🤮
November 3, 2026 at 6:28 AM
“He wrote her a 6 page birthing plan” 🤮
woman with completely different face shape and birthing hips: the E it does nothing
November 3, 2026 at 10:18 AM
woman with completely different face shape and birthing hips: the E it does nothing
HAPPY BIRTHING DAY!!
November 3, 2026 at 11:37 PM
HAPPY BIRTHING DAY!!
"but the pussy is for birthing babies"
ok and the dick is for making babies, if we wanna get all Christian Family Values about it
ok and the dick is for making babies, if we wanna get all Christian Family Values about it
November 3, 2026 at 12:15 AM
"but the pussy is for birthing babies"
ok and the dick is for making babies, if we wanna get all Christian Family Values about it
ok and the dick is for making babies, if we wanna get all Christian Family Values about it
@auntiejean1.bsky.social cmon lovely theres a book need starting about Kirsty's birthing horrors Matthew's started it .......
#thearchers
#thearchers
November 1, 2026 at 12:15 PM
@auntiejean1.bsky.social cmon lovely theres a book need starting about Kirsty's birthing horrors Matthew's started it .......
#thearchers
#thearchers
You know you’re a badass when birthing Jack Black isn’t your only (though also) awesome accomplishment.
#JusithCohen4eva
#JusithCohen4eva
November 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
You know you’re a badass when birthing Jack Black isn’t your only (though also) awesome accomplishment.
#JusithCohen4eva
#JusithCohen4eva
Happy Day of Birthing! 🥳🍻
November 4, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Happy Day of Birthing! 🥳🍻
Not sure what’s the bigger accomplishment for me this year- birthing a child or jumpstarting my car all myself 🫡
October 30, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Not sure what’s the bigger accomplishment for me this year- birthing a child or jumpstarting my car all myself 🫡
Also, "his midwife"? He's not the birthing parent
November 1, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Also, "his midwife"? He's not the birthing parent
I swear that's a fed bio. It's got "Latinx" AND "non-birthing person"
October 30, 2026 at 5:36 PM
I swear that's a fed bio. It's got "Latinx" AND "non-birthing person"
Massive fucking birthing hips and thighs
Pear shaped.
Pear shaped.
November 4, 2026 at 9:24 AM
Massive fucking birthing hips and thighs
Pear shaped.
Pear shaped.
fuckin “non-birthing person” is such a shot across the bow
what a prick
what a prick
October 30, 2026 at 5:12 PM
fuckin “non-birthing person” is such a shot across the bow
what a prick
what a prick
Synthetic life birthing centre.
November 1, 2026 at 11:47 PM
Synthetic life birthing centre.
he clearly doesn't even know what "birthing person" means
October 30, 2026 at 1:08 PM
he clearly doesn't even know what "birthing person" means
10 years ago I was sobbing into a coworker’s arms. 2 years ago I was like 8 months pregnant, literally at a birthing class at the hospital, hoping I wouldn’t be bringing a daughter into a Trump presidency. Feeling a bit of that infectious hope-core tonight!
November 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
10 years ago I was sobbing into a coworker’s arms. 2 years ago I was like 8 months pregnant, literally at a birthing class at the hospital, hoping I wouldn’t be bringing a daughter into a Trump presidency. Feeling a bit of that infectious hope-core tonight!
Those men gotta keep those birthing hips limber or whatever!
November 1, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Those men gotta keep those birthing hips limber or whatever!
We calling it non-birthing now?
I just call it, "My husband's a dude".
I just call it, "My husband's a dude".
October 30, 2026 at 3:15 PM
We calling it non-birthing now?
I just call it, "My husband's a dude".
I just call it, "My husband's a dude".
#Repost @emiliexfosters
Please send Persephone some birthing vibes by dropping a 🍼 emoji in the comments!!!
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#animalrescue #rescue #animals #animallovers #cats #cats #animallover #love #animalshelter #adoptdontshop #animalwelfare #animal #cat
Please send Persephone some birthing vibes by dropping a 🍼 emoji in the comments!!!
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#animalrescue #rescue #animals #animallovers #cats #cats #animallover #love #animalshelter #adoptdontshop #animalwelfare #animal #cat
November 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
#Repost @emiliexfosters
Please send Persephone some birthing vibes by dropping a 🍼 emoji in the comments!!!
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#animalrescue #rescue #animals #animallovers #cats #cats #animallover #love #animalshelter #adoptdontshop #animalwelfare #animal #cat
Please send Persephone some birthing vibes by dropping a 🍼 emoji in the comments!!!
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#animalrescue #rescue #animals #animallovers #cats #cats #animallover #love #animalshelter #adoptdontshop #animalwelfare #animal #cat
"Latinx non-birthing person of LGBTQ+ experience" is the most eyerolly lib psyop way of referring yourself as queer in 2026.
October 30, 2026 at 11:38 AM
"Latinx non-birthing person of LGBTQ+ experience" is the most eyerolly lib psyop way of referring yourself as queer in 2026.
I hope women wake up and stop birthing males, you're birthing predators and misogynists enough of this males outnumbering women is causing catastrophes
November 1, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I hope women wake up and stop birthing males, you're birthing predators and misogynists enough of this males outnumbering women is causing catastrophes