#BisonTuesday
And #BisonTuesday is off to a roaring start.
Good morning, DODE actually cost you more than the 9 billion for the DRP federal employees. We haven't counted how much money had been spent reversing (illegally) cancelled contracts, legal fees, penalties& interest, OT for employees FIXING said contracts, hiring people back to fix said contracts
September 29, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Welcome to another #BisonTuesday.
It was good to see people actually engaged at the protest Sunday. Talked with others who are also mad as hell and frustrated with the indifference, the meek acquiescence of the American public. All you zombies out there need to wake the fuck up and get angry. 1/
September 29, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Another #BisonTuesday dawns.
Well, what can I say. Yes, it IS too late to save the world, when the vast majority of Americans just plain can't be arsed to lift a finger to save themselves, or anyone, anything else.

Don't like my conclusion? Prove me wrong.

5calls.org. 202-224-3121.
September 22, 2026 at 12:26 PM
#BisonTuesday, bitches.
June 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Some nice, pleasant music for your #BisonTuesday.
July 28, 2026 at 3:04 PM
Another #BisonTuesday dawns.
You know what to do.
5calls.org. Capitol switchboard, (202) 224-3121.
Bring the pain.
June 30, 2026 at 2:57 PM
What better way to spend a #BisonTuesday? Tell them to vote NO. No! No! NO!! Use a rolled up newspaper if you have to.
Todd Blanche isn't defending civil rights. He's dismantling them by raiding and intimidating voter registration groups, targeting “political enemies,” and going after anyone who protects the vote or holds power accountable.

Tell your Senator to vote NO!

#BlockBlanche
#USDemocracy #Voices4Victory
July 14, 2026 at 9:36 PM
That's it, I'm washing the foul taste of this #BisonTuesday from my mouth. Our signoff this evening goes out to all you complacent fucks, who cheerfully throw yourselves into the meat grinders for your betrayers' amusement. This concludes our broadcast day, motherfuckers.
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Dried Up, Tied And Dead To The World
YouTube video by Marilyn Manson - Topic
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September 2, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Yes, the workd is still ending, but Jesus titfucking Christ, take the rest of the night off. The anguishing, slow-motion implosion of everything you knew and loved will still be there in the morning.
( #BisonTuesday )
September 22, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Take a little time this Bison Tuesday and send Lindsay Graham something from the heart. Something special.
#BisonTuesday
#FuckLindsayGraham
#LindsayGrahamLikesADickInABox

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D*** in a Box - SNL Digital Short
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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March 31, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Another #BisonTuesday dawns.
John Thune, as majority leader, needs a big boot in the arse to take action regarding the absent mock turtle. Give Andy Beshear a hand in pressuring him. As always, flog your naughty congressoids and praise the good ones. Keep the boot on the neck. 5calls, yadda yadda.
Obvi
Alt: Raul Julia, as M. Bison, turns from a wall of screens and shouts, "Of course!".
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July 28, 2026 at 2:46 PM
Another #BisonTuesday dawns. Flog your congressoids, especially the Representatives. Remind them that any goddamn one of them can file that motion to vacate Mike Johnson. Any day. Every day. There is zero fucking excuse. 5calls.org, switchboard at (202) 224-3121.
May 26, 2026 at 12:19 PM
Another #BisonTuesday dawns.
It is absolutely flabbergasting ( #AbFlab ) that Mitch is still Schröedinger's Mock Turtle. Apply maximum pressure to Thune to compel Mitch to make an appearance. 5calls.org, Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121.
Kentuckians, flood Andy Beshear's office; pledge your 👇
August 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
#BisonTuesday.
Whip your congressoids into action. Beginners, start with a crop, bullwhips and cat'o'nines take some practice.
They could end this all, MASSEY, by reading the unredacted FBI statements into the congressional record. They could use... motivation.
5calls.org; (202) 224-3121. 👇
July 14, 2026 at 3:48 PM
#BisonTuesday.
Todd Blanche MUST NOT be confirmed. Still "undecided" are Murkowski, Collins, Curtis, and Cassidy. Lean on them hard, especially Cassidy. He must atone for inflicting RFKjr on us.
5calls.org, Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121. Also, lean on Tillis and Cornyn to vote against him 👇
August 4, 2026 at 6:19 PM
And a fine #BisonTuesday it is, too. Smack your congressoids. Every one of them that is not actively opposing all this... thisness is complicit. We need deeds, not sound bites; fiery speeches, not platitudes; motions and articles, not strongly worded letters. 5calls.org, (202) 224-3121. Go get 'em.
May 19, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Welcome to another #BisonTuesday.
Inform your worthless Republican congressoids what Saint Reagan would say about them applauding our surrender to Iran, and that they'll have to answer to him in hell for it. Then, remind your Democrats that they have ONE JOB: impeach. 5calls.org; (202) 224-3121.
June 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Another #BisonTuesday is upon us; we still have no proof of life for the Mock Turtle; we have a Senate poised to confirm yet more incompetent grifters who will directly harm the American people; we must be the sharp end of the stick. 5calls.org, Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121.
While you're 👇
August 25, 2026 at 5:27 PM
#BisonTuesday.
Apply maximum pressure to your congressoids to demand proof of life, or death, for the mock turtle. Don't let the GOP play the Yuri Andropov game. Also demand that Elaine Chao be referred for violation of the Logan Act. More information below the fold.
5calls.org; (202) 224-3121.
👇
July 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
But for me, it was #BisonTuesday.
You know the drill. Call, email. 5calls.org, Capitol switchboard (202) 224-3121.
South Carolinians. Call up Squirrel Girl and ask her how she plans to work with the committees Lindsay was on - because you KNOW they're going to just plop her on there. Should be 👇
July 21, 2026 at 2:24 PM
Another #BisonTuesday. Harangue your congressoids. Save some special lashing for Rand Paul, who seeks to apologise to Trump for making a stand by tonguing his bung with a bill to fund that fucking ballroom. 5calls.org; Capital Switchboard (202) 224-3121; or just run right in, hell, everyone else is.
a cartoon character in a red uniform has a belt with a buckle on it
Alt: M. Bison's gonna show Don his POWER FIST.
media.tenor.com
April 28, 2026 at 7:53 PM
No change. Nyet jing. Meet the new #BisonTuesday, same as the old #BisonTuesday.
Want to get Congress out of its stasis? Then get flogging.
Another #BisonTuesday is upon us; we still have no proof of life for the Mock Turtle; we have a Senate poised to confirm yet more incompetent grifters who will directly harm the American people; we must be the sharp end of the stick. 5calls.org, Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121.
While you're 👇
September 1, 2026 at 9:45 PM
June 16, 2026 at 3:20 PM
Spare some venom on this #BisonTuesday for Ken Paxton.
The Texas OAG's number is (512) 463-2100. His Senate campaign office should be (469) 247-2360; unconfirmed, because mysteriously, kenpaxton.com 's Contact Us page is blank. Far be it from me to suggest spamming any or all contacts on the site.
Ken Paxton for U.S. Senate
They tried to take him down. Now, he's taking a sledgehammer to the D.C. Establishment.
kenpaxton.com
June 9, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Welcome to another #BisonTuesday. Hit your congressoids' phones at a dead run and don't let them pause for breath. They work for you, and you can put them out on the street. 5calls.org, Capitol switchboard at 202-224-3121.
Don't forget to remind Ted Cruz the screw worms are filing a paternity suit.
June 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM