8/29/25
Eric Trump said Friday he is certain bitcoin will eventually hit a $1 million valuation
9/15/25
Eric Trump reiterated his Bitcoin $1 mil target
10/25/25
Eric Trump says Bitcoin will hit $200k by year end
(I can do this all fucking day)
Eric Trump said Friday he is certain bitcoin will eventually hit a $1 million valuation
9/15/25
Eric Trump reiterated his Bitcoin $1 mil target
10/25/25
Eric Trump says Bitcoin will hit $200k by year end
(I can do this all fucking day)
Eric Trump next to a graphic showing bitcoin tanking over the last 6 months: "I've never been more bullish on bitcoin in my life"
February 18, 2026 at 5:36 PM
8/29/25
Eric Trump said Friday he is certain bitcoin will eventually hit a $1 million valuation
9/15/25
Eric Trump reiterated his Bitcoin $1 mil target
10/25/25
Eric Trump says Bitcoin will hit $200k by year end
(I can do this all fucking day)
Eric Trump said Friday he is certain bitcoin will eventually hit a $1 million valuation
9/15/25
Eric Trump reiterated his Bitcoin $1 mil target
10/25/25
Eric Trump says Bitcoin will hit $200k by year end
(I can do this all fucking day)
Call it the MAGA-to-earnings ratio
Trump Family Ties Help American Bitcoin Claim Luxe Valuation
David Pan looks at the real calculations behind a Trump-related Bitcoin miner’s stock-market valuation.
bloom.bg
September 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Call it the MAGA-to-earnings ratio
Bitcoin has no practical utility in the lives of most of the population. Even gold valuation makes more sense than the price of Bitcoin.
It's worthless, but it has value because the vibes say to put your money there.
The shit is objectively absurd.
It's worthless, but it has value because the vibes say to put your money there.
The shit is objectively absurd.
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bitcoin has no practical utility in the lives of most of the population. Even gold valuation makes more sense than the price of Bitcoin.
It's worthless, but it has value because the vibes say to put your money there.
The shit is objectively absurd.
It's worthless, but it has value because the vibes say to put your money there.
The shit is objectively absurd.
BREAKING 🚨: Ethereum
$ETH plunging to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC in more than 5 years 📉
$ETH plunging to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC in more than 5 years 📉
April 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
BREAKING 🚨: Ethereum
$ETH plunging to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC in more than 5 years 📉
$ETH plunging to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC in more than 5 years 📉
BREAKING 🚨: Ethereum
$ETH falls to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since May 2020 📉
$ETH falls to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since May 2020 📉
March 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
BREAKING 🚨: Ethereum
$ETH falls to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since May 2020 📉
$ETH falls to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since May 2020 📉
Heard on the Street: Strategy, the bitcoin-hoarding company led by Michael Saylor, is caught in a math trap of its own making.
Michael Saylor’s Strategy Is Trapped by Its Own Broken Bitcoin Math
The bitcoin hoarder created a bespoke valuation metric that ignores market realities.
on.wsj.com
July 6, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Heard on the Street: Strategy, the bitcoin-hoarding company led by Michael Saylor, is caught in a math trap of its own making.
BREAKING 🚨: Ethereum
$ETH has now fallen to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since January 2020 📉
$ETH has now fallen to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since January 2020 📉
April 8, 2025 at 7:13 PM
BREAKING 🚨: Ethereum
$ETH has now fallen to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since January 2020 📉
$ETH has now fallen to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since January 2020 📉
BREAKING 🚨: Ethereum
$ETH falls to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since May 2020
$ETH falls to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since May 2020
March 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
BREAKING 🚨: Ethereum
$ETH falls to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since May 2020
$ETH falls to its lowest valuation relative to Bitcoin $BTC since May 2020
They've also invested in Silicon Valley - AI, data centers, etc. And this is all just the stuff we know about - there's plenty of dark money sloshing around and doing things like propping up Tesla's share price and Bitcoin valuation, only so many places that might have come from - mostly oil. (5/n)
April 29, 2026 at 8:58 PM
They've also invested in Silicon Valley - AI, data centers, etc. And this is all just the stuff we know about - there's plenty of dark money sloshing around and doing things like propping up Tesla's share price and Bitcoin valuation, only so many places that might have come from - mostly oil. (5/n)
Way back in the days of aught-9, i had hoped that arrival of bitcoin & other cryptocurrencies would finally get people to realize that all money is fake & that notional valuation is infinitely mutable & fundamentally intersubjective— a thing we make up, ourselves, together.
More fool me, i guess.
More fool me, i guess.
August 20, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Way back in the days of aught-9, i had hoped that arrival of bitcoin & other cryptocurrencies would finally get people to realize that all money is fake & that notional valuation is infinitely mutable & fundamentally intersubjective— a thing we make up, ourselves, together.
More fool me, i guess.
More fool me, i guess.
“Everything Satoshi’s White Paper envisioned for Bitcoin no longer exists.
All that remains is a non-sustainable, manipulated asset where speculative frenzy defines its valuation.
All manias end the same.” annpettifor.substack.com/p/capitalism...
All that remains is a non-sustainable, manipulated asset where speculative frenzy defines its valuation.
All manias end the same.” annpettifor.substack.com/p/capitalism...
July 24, 2025 at 9:06 AM
“Everything Satoshi’s White Paper envisioned for Bitcoin no longer exists.
All that remains is a non-sustainable, manipulated asset where speculative frenzy defines its valuation.
All manias end the same.” annpettifor.substack.com/p/capitalism...
All that remains is a non-sustainable, manipulated asset where speculative frenzy defines its valuation.
All manias end the same.” annpettifor.substack.com/p/capitalism...
TSLA and Bitcoin both seem to rely on the same underlying phenomenon for their value, though TSLA’s reasonable valuation floor is infinitely higher than bitcoin’s (0).
March 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
TSLA and Bitcoin both seem to rely on the same underlying phenomenon for their value, though TSLA’s reasonable valuation floor is infinitely higher than bitcoin’s (0).
Strategy's valuation falls below bitcoin holdings as crypto sentiment sours reut.rs/4pdpNVT
Strategy's valuation falls below bitcoin holdings as crypto sentiment sours
Strategy's valuation has fallen below the value of its bitcoin holdings for the first time, a milestone that weakened investor confidence in the Michael Saylor-founded company's long-running cryptocurrency bet.
reut.rs
June 29, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Strategy's valuation falls below bitcoin holdings as crypto sentiment sours reut.rs/4pdpNVT
Eric Trump says Trump family 'loves' Bitcoin community, predicts $1 million valuation reut.rs/4oZxNco
Eric Trump says Trump family 'loves' Bitcoin community, predicts $1 million valuation
Eric Trump says the Trump family "loves" and "believes in" the Bitcoin community, which supported his father Donald Trump before he became the U.S. President for the second time..
reut.rs
August 29, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Eric Trump says Trump family 'loves' Bitcoin community, predicts $1 million valuation reut.rs/4oZxNco
Finally, a bitcoin valuation system that fully reflects the asset's fundamental strengths. www.ft.com/content/1114...
Bitcoin hit $100,000. What’s next?
Predictions from an arcane method popularised in 18th-century France
www.ft.com
December 5, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Finally, a bitcoin valuation system that fully reflects the asset's fundamental strengths. www.ft.com/content/1114...
I am a stupid deer that lives in the woods and I do not care about crypto valuation. "$1BN in bitcoin wiped out overnight" is as relevant to my life as "about $7000 in monopoly money flushed down the toilet by a 7-year-old trying to bribe the king of the sewer alligators to eat his baby sister"
February 3, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I am a stupid deer that lives in the woods and I do not care about crypto valuation. "$1BN in bitcoin wiped out overnight" is as relevant to my life as "about $7000 in monopoly money flushed down the toilet by a 7-year-old trying to bribe the king of the sewer alligators to eat his baby sister"
the post Thanksgiving 'C' team line-up on Bloomberg TV talking about relative valuation of Gold vs. Bitcoin. intellectual weight, this is not.
November 28, 2025 at 4:15 PM
the post Thanksgiving 'C' team line-up on Bloomberg TV talking about relative valuation of Gold vs. Bitcoin. intellectual weight, this is not.
Bitcoin soaring close to $100,000 valuation
www.channel4.com/news/bitcoin...
www.channel4.com/news/bitcoin...
Bitcoin soaring close to $100,000 valuation
The world's largest cryptocurrency is soaring towards an extraordinary milestone, with one Bitcoin worth almost $100,000.
www.channel4.com
November 21, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Bitcoin soaring close to $100,000 valuation
www.channel4.com/news/bitcoin...
www.channel4.com/news/bitcoin...
I really don’t need to see people’s bitcoin valuation screenshots
December 6, 2024 at 1:26 AM
I really don’t need to see people’s bitcoin valuation screenshots
wow good thing nothing bad has ever happened when bitcoin hits a high valuation *actually looks at chart* oh no
March 5, 2024 at 4:14 PM
wow good thing nothing bad has ever happened when bitcoin hits a high valuation *actually looks at chart* oh no
Pushed over the edge by recent customer lawsuits and a “crypto winter” that saw Bitcoin valuation halved, Chicago-based trading firm BlockFills filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
The Blackhawks are listed among the largest unsecured creditors.
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The Blackhawks are listed among the largest unsecured creditors.
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Chicago-based crypto trading firm BlockFills files Chapter 11 bankruptcy; Blackhawks among the creditors
Pushed over the edge by recent customer lawsuits and a “crypto winter” that saw Bitcoin valuation halved, Chicago-based trading firm BlockFills filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection Sunday in …
trib.al
March 17, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Pushed over the edge by recent customer lawsuits and a “crypto winter” that saw Bitcoin valuation halved, Chicago-based trading firm BlockFills filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.
The Blackhawks are listed among the largest unsecured creditors.
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The Blackhawks are listed among the largest unsecured creditors.
trib.al/Vlzkc3h