#CryptoWisdom #CuttingEdgeFinance #BreakingNooze #SatireNews #BitcoinLogic By: TheJestPress.com In a groundbreaking report that has shaken the very foundation of 14-year-old day traders everywhere, Citi analysts revealed Monday that Bitcoin’s price will increase if people buy more of it and, conversely, won’t if they don’t. Described by insiders as “the economic revelation of the millennium,” the 57-page report deploys advanced analytics such as ‘supply and demand’ and “common sense” to reach its earth-shattering conclusion.