#Bitly
Today in "the future is stupid", both my phones bleeted out an alert about "a missing person named blah, for more info click this bitly link"
the bitly link went to a twitter post, which you can't read without being logged into an account.
June 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I hate bitly links these days because I honestly don't want to click on random shit not knowing where you're sending me.
January 8, 2026 at 6:27 PM
I spent yesterday afternoon unpicking bitly from fesshole as it had succumbed to enshittification. So bare links to google now, which are less easy to read, but won't throw up interrupting stuff between clicking it and actually getting to the form. You utter wankers bitly.
September 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
bitly preview is ruining bits smh
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
a lady came in and asked if she could put a bitly url on a headstone and we were like. i guess there's no rule against i guess if that's really what you want to do
July 8, 2024 at 3:28 PM
aw I figured one day I would regret using bitly links and I guess that time has come. oh well! (I moved to self-hosting my link shortener a few years ago but I've definitely printed out some bitly links in my time)
February 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Asking an ICE agent to stand still for a moment so I can scan their QR code shoulder patch, a bitly loads and I get rickrolled, we both laugh, I say "ahhh you got me" and point my finger at him, he immediately shoots me in the head
January 16, 2026 at 8:18 PM
bitly doesnt like fun surprises anymore :(
November 20, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Here's the direct URL, Bitly now sucks apparently.

www.tcgplayer.com/content/arti...
July 29, 2026 at 3:26 PM
the url, which is case sensitive, sends you to their bitly and redirects a non-facebook user to a login page. i assume they can put whatever trackers they want on bitly
August 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
why would he say bitly/4s6KN19
Has Harrison Ford Ever Had Sex to His Own Film Soundtracks? He Says… bit.ly/4s6KN19
March 11, 2026 at 5:54 PM
They won’t even let you give them cash they just make you use a bitly link you get to using a QR code.
July 2, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Over 400 downloads to date, hell yeah. I'll cancel my bitly tracking soon but the link will remain active

bit.ly/4wXQsbu
September 13, 2026 at 12:38 PM
to answer some questions:

it probably happened because philly uses bitly to shorten links and cut off a character which leads to a game of internet roulette

yes chubby parade dot com was exactly what you’d think but it’s a lapsed domain that’s being squatted now
January 27, 2026 at 5:14 PM
bula qr code com link no bitly é de foder
May 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Someone pointed this out on Mastodon, and I think I should probably give it some play here: Apparently Bitly is changing its terms of service so links no longer directly hit the source URL, but may hit an ad first. That sucks—a lot.

TinyURL would never do this to us.
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 PM
They cut off the bitly link in the amber alert 😭
May 26, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Did you read the news that Bitly will start monetizing your free Bitly links with interstitial ads? 🤮

Here's what I recommend:

1. Crawl your sites with Screaming Frog or Sitebulb
2. Set up a custom search to find all old bitly links
3. Replace with alternatives or link directly
February 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I just want to make a big link small

I don't think I require the earth-consuming power of AI to do this, bitly
December 16, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Elon was so busy taking over USG's computer systems last week crypto scammers were able to hijack old Tweets from Trump via bad Bitly links.

www.disruptionist.com/p/crypto-sca...
Crypto scammers hacked Trump’s tweets via a bug
Pump and dump memecoin promoters were able to take over links posted to President Trump's account on Elon Musk's X.
www.disruptionist.com
February 3, 2025 at 3:10 PM
by "another site" do you mean youtube? youre acting like i posted a random bitly lol
January 31, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Looks like someone dropped the last "1" in this bitly URL and sent out a porn forum link from 2009.
bit.ly/4t1JAc1
January 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
reminder that you can self-host your own url shortener for less than a bitly subscription feed
February 8, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No need for Wordpress, patreon, Substack, kofi, bitly, google analytics, itch/ Drivethru.

One hub for your web presence with a privacy focused platform that doesn’t hold your data or money hostage.
August 5, 2025 at 8:25 PM