#Blacmange
Blacmange were an interesting act weren’t they #totp
August 7, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Babs is still broody and I keep having to scrape her out the next box and manually walk her little feet around the garden because she’s forgotten she has bones. If I put her on a counter she melts off the side like a warm blacmange
June 21, 2024 at 2:56 PM
"Remember 'The Hook'? Killed when his Prince Albert shorted out Electrigirl when they collided in Hoover Dam's power room in pursuit of Blacmange. NO PIERCINGS!"
February 20, 2024 at 5:19 AM
A staggering lack of self awareness once again from the blonde blacmange
November 26, 2024 at 7:22 PM
Probably blacmange. We also had semolina with a red jam like sauce.
February 3, 2024 at 6:18 PM
isn’t blacmange beautiful ☺️
February 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
And blacmange, and Frey Bentos
March 27, 2026 at 5:11 PM
It's all about the depth of the blacmange.
April 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The Blacmange one 👏👏 The Wedding Present 🤗
January 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
it's probably a few hours after midnight when it airs but Blacmange isn't allowed to say "UP THE BLOODY TREE" in Living on the Celing on John Torv Music Video in 1983
January 2, 2026 at 2:40 AM
Mum's roast pork followed by apple crumble and blacmange custard
September 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Well we thought it was bleeding but it turned out the blacmange had melted
January 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
True.
I like a good blacmange or cornflour mould. Bland? Yes.
Not so keen on junket.
November 26, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Yesterday @bootsmcgoot.bsky.social and I saw some techbro giving “30 pieces of advice for people under 30” over on Twitter and it was all grind culture bullshit. As adults of 38 and 43 respectively, we compiled 30 pieces of advice that people under 30 won’t have heard before:
December 28, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Ah the American feet that can’t walk more than 200m (sorry, 218.7 yards) without being cushioned by a blacmange-like trainer.

I walk 35-45 mins EW in dress shoes in-and-out of London.

It’s fine and you don’t wince when you bump into a client 👍🏻

(Not entirely serious but a little…)
May 8, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Reminds me of the Blacmange from outer space that Angus Podgorny plays tennis against in a sketch from Monty Python’s Flying Circus. Yes, that is a real thing that happened.
November 7, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Watching Berlin Station, I guess it was too near the knuckle to survive - even the evil American Ambassador to Germany (S2) is a dead ringer for Trump (without the ridiculous blacmange on his head). It's far from perfect but an exciting ride. ITVX in UK.
September 13, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Love Blacmange. Love ABBA. They don't mix well. #TOTP
May 17, 2024 at 8:13 PM
Also just listening to the Blacmange cover of TDBYC. Jaysis!
March 14, 2025 at 10:26 AM
There was a joke in Lynda Snell's urgent need for Blacmange.
July 27, 2025 at 3:26 PM
#Blacmange
I'm so small, I'm so small...
You raise me and then you let me fall...
youtu.be/cL0NXKprKnQ?...
April 21, 2025 at 12:41 PM