Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
February 19, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump blames Ukraine for starting the war the way a rapist blames his victim for looking too sexy.
BREAKING: John Who Can't Get An Erection Blames Yet Another Prostitute.
April 3, 2026 at 6:42 PM
BREAKING: John Who Can't Get An Erection Blames Yet Another Prostitute.
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
January 22, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Wow -- Fanone coughs "go fuck yourself" to Trey Nehls as Nehls blames Capitol Police leadership for January 6
Won’t negotiate, but blames Dems
September 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Won’t negotiate, but blames Dems
Mosquito blames blood bank.
May 25, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Mosquito blames blood bank.
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Pentagon Blames Venezuela For Flow Of Drugs Into Kash Patel https://theonion.com/pentagon-blames-venezuela-for-flow-of-drugs-into-kash-patel/
poor craftsman blames his tools. good craftsman blames his ancestors
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
poor craftsman blames his tools. good craftsman blames his ancestors
Trump blames eight million people for last night’s attack.
Trump: "The reason you have people like that is you have people doing 'no kings.' I'm not a king. If I was a king I wouldn't be dealing with you."
April 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Trump blames eight million people for last night’s attack.
Russia does not want to end the war, and the Trump administration has shown no ability to induce Russia to end the war. And so, predictably, the Trump administration blames the victim, blames Ukraine.
February 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Russia does not want to end the war, and the Trump administration has shown no ability to induce Russia to end the war. And so, predictably, the Trump administration blames the victim, blames Ukraine.
Audible groans as Trump blames Joe Biden for egg prices
March 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Audible groans as Trump blames Joe Biden for egg prices
Mike Lee blames Capitol Hill reporters for the $39 trillion national debt.
April 30, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Mike Lee blames Capitol Hill reporters for the $39 trillion national debt.
Trump blames the green reflecting pool on vandals with chemicals 😂
June 20, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Trump blames the green reflecting pool on vandals with chemicals 😂
For when Trump blames democrats for moving the inauguration indoors
January 18, 2025 at 7:27 PM
For when Trump blames democrats for moving the inauguration indoors
Trump blames Democrats for no Iran deal.
April 20, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Trump blames Democrats for no Iran deal.
Michele Tafoya blames local elected officials, not Trump, for ICE's brutal tactics in Minnesota
September 24, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Michele Tafoya blames local elected officials, not Trump, for ICE's brutal tactics in Minnesota
Of course he blames a staffer. How typical of MAGA.
June 3, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Of course he blames a staffer. How typical of MAGA.
MAGA Host’s Wife To Die Thanks to RFK Jr., But He Blames Biden
MAGA Host’s Wife To Die Thanks to RFK Jr., But He Blames Biden
FAFO.
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September 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
MAGA Host’s Wife To Die Thanks to RFK Jr., But He Blames Biden
Michele Tafoya blames everyone *but* Donald Trump for Operation Metro Surge.
Michele Tafoya blames local elected officials, not Trump, for ICE's brutal tactics in Minnesota
September 25, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Michele Tafoya blames everyone *but* Donald Trump for Operation Metro Surge.
Trump blames Democrats for Rudy being in critical condition in the hospital.
May 3, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Trump blames Democrats for Rudy being in critical condition in the hospital.
before we even know the identity of Charlie Kirk's shooter, Joni Ernst blames "the left" for "silencing voices through violence"
September 11, 2025 at 1:37 PM
before we even know the identity of Charlie Kirk's shooter, Joni Ernst blames "the left" for "silencing voices through violence"
Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass
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June 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Sparrow Aviation Administration Blames Collision On Failure To Detect Pane Of Glass
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If the headline starts with:
TRUMP BLAMES…
Don’t read it. He always blames. He never takes responsibility. Unless it is for good shit that either never happened, or he had nothing to do with.
TRUMP BLAMES…
Don’t read it. He always blames. He never takes responsibility. Unless it is for good shit that either never happened, or he had nothing to do with.
November 29, 2025 at 3:52 PM
If the headline starts with:
TRUMP BLAMES…
Don’t read it. He always blames. He never takes responsibility. Unless it is for good shit that either never happened, or he had nothing to do with.
TRUMP BLAMES…
Don’t read it. He always blames. He never takes responsibility. Unless it is for good shit that either never happened, or he had nothing to do with.
Start the clock to see who blames the earthquake on DEI first
April 5, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Start the clock to see who blames the earthquake on DEI first
Trump endorses shitty candidate, then blames shitty candidate for being shitty. Chapter 437.
March 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Trump endorses shitty candidate, then blames shitty candidate for being shitty. Chapter 437.
Acrylic pen malfunctioned and he blames me for it
September 24, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Acrylic pen malfunctioned and he blames me for it