Good job, US man. Fucking ICE criminals ruining our neighborhoods. They won't assimilate to our non-violent and non-blotto way of life.
October 10, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Good job, US man. Fucking ICE criminals ruining our neighborhoods. They won't assimilate to our non-violent and non-blotto way of life.
October 12, 2026 at 1:00 PM
My name is Otto ... I love to get blotto ...
Name a quote from The Simpsons.
October 10, 2026 at 5:35 AM
My name is Otto ... I love to get blotto ...
#NowPlaying on Ms Spyda’s Web @kid-Dynamo1.bsky.social’s covers
Blotto - Stop! In The Name Of Love
#MSWMWR
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Blotto - Stop! In The Name Of Love
#MSWMWR
@madwaspradiomwr.bsky.social
madwaspradio.com #MadWaspRadio The very best in advert free music – accept no substitutes!!
October 10, 2026 at 7:09 PM
#NowPlaying on Ms Spyda’s Web @kid-Dynamo1.bsky.social’s covers
Blotto - Stop! In The Name Of Love
#MSWMWR
@madwaspradiomwr.bsky.social
madwaspradio.com #MadWaspRadio The very best in advert free music – accept no substitutes!!
Blotto - Stop! In The Name Of Love
#MSWMWR
@madwaspradiomwr.bsky.social
madwaspradio.com #MadWaspRadio The very best in advert free music – accept no substitutes!!
“non-blotto”
October 10, 2026 at 9:15 PM
“non-blotto”
Butanol might make you blotto
October 11, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Butanol might make you blotto
Don’s a little tight?
Helen, honey–my shorts are a little tight after Thanksgiving dinner. Yer man is blotto, stewed, sloshed, schnockered, plowed, plastered, polluted, potted, hammered, three-sheets-to-the-wind, ripped, wrecked, wasted, tanked, totaled, and sh!t-faced drunk! #TheNoirCollective
Helen, honey–my shorts are a little tight after Thanksgiving dinner. Yer man is blotto, stewed, sloshed, schnockered, plowed, plastered, polluted, potted, hammered, three-sheets-to-the-wind, ripped, wrecked, wasted, tanked, totaled, and sh!t-faced drunk! #TheNoirCollective
October 8, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Don’s a little tight?
Helen, honey–my shorts are a little tight after Thanksgiving dinner. Yer man is blotto, stewed, sloshed, schnockered, plowed, plastered, polluted, potted, hammered, three-sheets-to-the-wind, ripped, wrecked, wasted, tanked, totaled, and sh!t-faced drunk! #TheNoirCollective
Helen, honey–my shorts are a little tight after Thanksgiving dinner. Yer man is blotto, stewed, sloshed, schnockered, plowed, plastered, polluted, potted, hammered, three-sheets-to-the-wind, ripped, wrecked, wasted, tanked, totaled, and sh!t-faced drunk! #TheNoirCollective
Their names are Blotto 'n' Mort, and I love 'em. ❤️
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October 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Their names are Blotto 'n' Mort, and I love 'em. ❤️
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Watch the corvids get blotto on the ferment.
October 9, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Watch the corvids get blotto on the ferment.
The Complexity of Multiplayer Colonel Blotto Games with Player-Specific Values: Abheek Ghosh
NEP/RePEc link
to paper
d.repec.org
October 12, 2026 at 12:52 AM
The Complexity of Multiplayer Colonel Blotto Games with Player-Specific Values: Abheek Ghosh
What is happening is she drunk? I think she might be absolutely blotto
October 8, 2026 at 1:19 AM
What is happening is she drunk? I think she might be absolutely blotto
I thought it was because they grew up with social media, as the internet never forgets. One picture of you completely blotto or spangled could cause issues when you're trying to get jobs. But in every generation there's a rebel without a fuck to give.
October 12, 2026 at 7:41 AM
I thought it was because they grew up with social media, as the internet never forgets. One picture of you completely blotto or spangled could cause issues when you're trying to get jobs. But in every generation there's a rebel without a fuck to give.
@sluggodoug.bsky.social P360 last Friday was “UNBELIEVABLE”. Martini Ranch, Blotto, EMF, Soft Cell, and Strawberry Switchblade all in hour 1. Followed in hour 2 by Renegade Soundwave, Grace Jones, the B-52’s deep cut and ABC mega mix. And Martha and the Muffins towards the last hour. Well done!
October 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
@sluggodoug.bsky.social P360 last Friday was “UNBELIEVABLE”. Martini Ranch, Blotto, EMF, Soft Cell, and Strawberry Switchblade all in hour 1. Followed in hour 2 by Renegade Soundwave, Grace Jones, the B-52’s deep cut and ABC mega mix. And Martha and the Muffins towards the last hour. Well done!
split your budget across battlefields. highest bid wins. change one rule—ties split instead of winner-take-all—and the game flips from always-solvable to impossible. play the tractable version against a bot running the actual equilibrium
The Complexity of Computing Nash Equilibria in Colonel Blotto Games
arXiv:2610.05956 · cs.GT
arxiv.org
October 11, 2026 at 1:01 AM
split your budget across battlefields. highest bid wins. change one rule—ties split instead of winner-take-all—and the game flips from always-solvable to impossible. play the tractable version against a bot running the actual equilibrium
#DCTeamBuilder2026
DAY 14: SUICIDE SQUAD
A Task Force X team of Cavalier, Crazy Quilt, The Writer, Dr. Phosphorus, June Moone, Blotto, Terra Man, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Madame Rouge, Dr. Medusa.
DAY 14: SUICIDE SQUAD
A Task Force X team of Cavalier, Crazy Quilt, The Writer, Dr. Phosphorus, June Moone, Blotto, Terra Man, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Madame Rouge, Dr. Medusa.
October 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
#DCTeamBuilder2026
DAY 14: SUICIDE SQUAD
A Task Force X team of Cavalier, Crazy Quilt, The Writer, Dr. Phosphorus, June Moone, Blotto, Terra Man, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Madame Rouge, Dr. Medusa.
DAY 14: SUICIDE SQUAD
A Task Force X team of Cavalier, Crazy Quilt, The Writer, Dr. Phosphorus, June Moone, Blotto, Terra Man, Yankee Doodle Dandy, Madame Rouge, Dr. Medusa.
Lower Decks (animated comedy) had a crossover with Strange New Worlds (live action). All of it was in live action, except for the last scene, where the SNW cast is drinking the booze the Lower Deckers gave them.
The implication being one or all of the LD characters are blotto 24/7.
The implication being one or all of the LD characters are blotto 24/7.
October 6, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Lower Decks (animated comedy) had a crossover with Strange New Worlds (live action). All of it was in live action, except for the last scene, where the SNW cast is drinking the booze the Lower Deckers gave them.
The implication being one or all of the LD characters are blotto 24/7.
The implication being one or all of the LD characters are blotto 24/7.
Vasilis Pollatos, Andreas Kontogiannis: The Complexity of Computing Nash Equilibria in Colonel Blotto Games https://arxiv.org/abs/2610.05956 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2610.05956 https://arxiv.org/html/2610.05956
October 6, 2026 at 6:41 AM
Vasilis Pollatos, Andreas Kontogiannis: The Complexity of Computing Nash Equilibria in Colonel Blotto Games https://arxiv.org/abs/2610.05956 https://arxiv.org/pdf/2610.05956 https://arxiv.org/html/2610.05956
The Complexity of Multiplayer Colonel Blotto Games with Player-Specific Values: Abheek Ghosh
NEP/RePEc link
to paper
d.repec.org
October 5, 2026 at 12:05 PM
The Complexity of Multiplayer Colonel Blotto Games with Player-Specific Values: Abheek Ghosh
The orange blotto needs to be escorted out. The 25th amendment is there NOT for shits and giggles.
October 3, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The orange blotto needs to be escorted out. The 25th amendment is there NOT for shits and giggles.
i cant blotto my system with processed sugars so that is part of the reason.
October 4, 2026 at 11:43 PM
i cant blotto my system with processed sugars so that is part of the reason.
Look, I happen to know more than one woman who has had that kind of group sex voluntarily (what, I've hung out with some freaks). It was never a spontaneous event, and they weren't FUCKING BLOTTO when they showed up for it.
This is not a wild night she regrets. This is a gang rape. Point blank.
This is not a wild night she regrets. This is a gang rape. Point blank.
October 4, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Look, I happen to know more than one woman who has had that kind of group sex voluntarily (what, I've hung out with some freaks). It was never a spontaneous event, and they weren't FUCKING BLOTTO when they showed up for it.
This is not a wild night she regrets. This is a gang rape. Point blank.
This is not a wild night she regrets. This is a gang rape. Point blank.
Places really should do it gratis per table of alcoholic bevs, like one has to get blotto out of 2 to keep them chips and salsa rolling.
October 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Places really should do it gratis per table of alcoholic bevs, like one has to get blotto out of 2 to keep them chips and salsa rolling.
Chatting with a Newcastle man in the pub about football, I mentioned that when I saw Newcastle one cold November, most of the fans were blotto and stripped to the waist by halftime. Half didn't even notice a goal being scored.
Him: [faintest of shrugs]
"We're well 'ard"
I nodded agreement. They are.
Him: [faintest of shrugs]
"We're well 'ard"
I nodded agreement. They are.
October 3, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Chatting with a Newcastle man in the pub about football, I mentioned that when I saw Newcastle one cold November, most of the fans were blotto and stripped to the waist by halftime. Half didn't even notice a goal being scored.
Him: [faintest of shrugs]
"We're well 'ard"
I nodded agreement. They are.
Him: [faintest of shrugs]
"We're well 'ard"
I nodded agreement. They are.
bands don't have this guy in the lineup anymore and it fucken sucks
October 2, 2026 at 1:45 AM
bands don't have this guy in the lineup anymore and it fucken sucks