Oh, @laurentheisen.bsky.social came in with a blowtorch and a full tank
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Oh, @laurentheisen.bsky.social came in with a blowtorch and a full tank
50,000 watt blowtorch!
October 30, 2026 at 11:48 AM
50,000 watt blowtorch!
“"We'll do exactly what he did to us. I'm gonna burn his head with his blowtorch."
October 29, 2026 at 3:37 PM
“"We'll do exactly what he did to us. I'm gonna burn his head with his blowtorch."
Big win for “material conditions still matter” lmao
Take a blowtorch to the economy while deporting the neighborhood abuela only managed to piss off everyone who voted you….who would’ve think
Take a blowtorch to the economy while deporting the neighborhood abuela only managed to piss off everyone who voted you….who would’ve think
November 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Big win for “material conditions still matter” lmao
Take a blowtorch to the economy while deporting the neighborhood abuela only managed to piss off everyone who voted you….who would’ve think
Take a blowtorch to the economy while deporting the neighborhood abuela only managed to piss off everyone who voted you….who would’ve think
PETA weirdos: sneaking in chains to lock themselves to the stanchion
Me: sneaking in an entire dab rig with blowtorch to get Brandon Ingram lifted
Me: sneaking in an entire dab rig with blowtorch to get Brandon Ingram lifted
November 3, 2026 at 2:14 PM
PETA weirdos: sneaking in chains to lock themselves to the stanchion
Me: sneaking in an entire dab rig with blowtorch to get Brandon Ingram lifted
Me: sneaking in an entire dab rig with blowtorch to get Brandon Ingram lifted
i saw a video of someone making a stir fry with the typical insane jet engine burner but then they also busted out this giant blowtorch thing and basically engulfed their wok in flames. anyways that’s how sriracha cooks his food
November 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
i saw a video of someone making a stir fry with the typical insane jet engine burner but then they also busted out this giant blowtorch thing and basically engulfed their wok in flames. anyways that’s how sriracha cooks his food
Kale: This one looks like it's holding a gun.
Kale: But it's probably a blowtorch or drill.
Me: Both of those could also be guns.
Kale: But it's probably a blowtorch or drill.
Me: Both of those could also be guns.
October 31, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Kale: This one looks like it's holding a gun.
Kale: But it's probably a blowtorch or drill.
Me: Both of those could also be guns.
Kale: But it's probably a blowtorch or drill.
Me: Both of those could also be guns.
Need something other than the blowtorch to lifht this bong cause one of these times I am most certainly going to be lighting my hair on fire
November 3, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Need something other than the blowtorch to lifht this bong cause one of these times I am most certainly going to be lighting my hair on fire
nominally, a tasty aperitif with a smile on my face you couldn't scrub off with a blowtorch or jackhammer...
November 3, 2026 at 8:12 PM
nominally, a tasty aperitif with a smile on my face you couldn't scrub off with a blowtorch or jackhammer...
Barry O brings the blowtorch! Man, I miss him.
October 30, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Barry O brings the blowtorch! Man, I miss him.
#Raveyardshift ...and you may ask yourself...what the Thomas P. Heck,man? 🧨
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q44u...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q44u...
Blowtorch Thimble
YouTube video by Clark - Topic
music.youtube.com
October 31, 2026 at 9:33 PM
#Raveyardshift ...and you may ask yourself...what the Thomas P. Heck,man? 🧨
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q44u...
music.youtube.com/watch?v=Q44u...
Couldn't burn his neck with a blowtorch, absolute tosser
October 29, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Couldn't burn his neck with a blowtorch, absolute tosser
Lighting the bong with the blowtorch and almost setting my hair on fire
October 30, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Lighting the bong with the blowtorch and almost setting my hair on fire
i just want to buy ram or hard drives without needing to burn a hole through my wallet with a blowtorch and piss on it for good measure
October 30, 2026 at 8:08 PM
i just want to buy ram or hard drives without needing to burn a hole through my wallet with a blowtorch and piss on it for good measure
Asking for referrals on Nextdoor inevitably ends up with someone--
"Why would you hire someone for that? If you have an engineering and chemistry degree, a small lab, a woodshop, a blowtorch and the proper ventilation, you can do it yourself."
😒
"Why would you hire someone for that? If you have an engineering and chemistry degree, a small lab, a woodshop, a blowtorch and the proper ventilation, you can do it yourself."
😒
October 31, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Asking for referrals on Nextdoor inevitably ends up with someone--
"Why would you hire someone for that? If you have an engineering and chemistry degree, a small lab, a woodshop, a blowtorch and the proper ventilation, you can do it yourself."
😒
"Why would you hire someone for that? If you have an engineering and chemistry degree, a small lab, a woodshop, a blowtorch and the proper ventilation, you can do it yourself."
😒
Heat them up with a blowtorch before you pelt the neighborhood children with them
October 31, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Heat them up with a blowtorch before you pelt the neighborhood children with them
Looks more like a blowtorch with the blue flame at the end :o
October 31, 2026 at 3:21 PM
Looks more like a blowtorch with the blue flame at the end :o
pinkbox blowtorch doughnut save me.
November 2, 2026 at 5:06 PM
pinkbox blowtorch doughnut save me.
Using a traditional blowtorch.
November 1, 2026 at 1:53 PM
Using a traditional blowtorch.
*grabs the Mariah Carey blowtorch*
November 1, 2026 at 3:10 AM
*grabs the Mariah Carey blowtorch*
'Kitchen blowtorch' sounds like a stupid purchase, but it really comes into its own in situations like this
October 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
'Kitchen blowtorch' sounds like a stupid purchase, but it really comes into its own in situations like this
"Sir, point the blowtorch AWAY from your face."
November 2, 2026 at 10:28 AM
"Sir, point the blowtorch AWAY from your face."
If I could, I would drag every one of those stupid fuckers right out of their stupid, loud-ass cars, and make them watch Clockwork Orange style as I systematically destroyed the cars with a hammer and a blowtorch.
November 2, 2026 at 7:41 PM
If I could, I would drag every one of those stupid fuckers right out of their stupid, loud-ass cars, and make them watch Clockwork Orange style as I systematically destroyed the cars with a hammer and a blowtorch.
