#Blutack
"you can't put any blutack on the walls"

"but there is already blutack on the walls."

"yes but that was already there."

"Are you saying it's historic blutack? It wasn't put there by Admiral fucking Nelson, I can promise you that."

(actual conversation I have had at Greenwich)
June 25, 2026 at 9:54 AM
who wants a bite of the forbidden blutack protein ball
August 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
DAVID ATTENBOROUGH NARRATION: Cats. Nature's ultimate predator.

<screen cuts to my Tortie trying to eat some blutack she's found on the floor>
February 6, 2025 at 10:27 AM
demented how blutack has a cereal style mascot
October 3, 2026 at 9:36 AM
This worked ok but now my blutack is frankly unusable.
July 2, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Yes, and Unibond. And BluTack.
October 1, 2026 at 6:57 PM
blutack residue? no prablem. just put more blutack to cover it up with art. pro tip!
January 5, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Blutack works well for me.
September 26, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Accidentally made a blutack toe and feeling a bit unnerved by it.
September 25, 2025 at 8:53 AM
A 1996 ad for Blu-Tack with absolutely nothing wrong with it… well maybe one thing. #blutack #vhsrevue #australia
March 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
... although it did need a hacksaw, a whiskey cork and some blutack to MacGyver it onto the shelf.
February 14, 2026 at 9:03 PM
I got way too into this opossum sketch but I couldn’t help it. Saw them in NY and couldn’t look away. Done in graphite with BluTack + blender for depth. Vines were negative space work. Feels like I drew a ghost hiding in the roots. #sciart #graphite #art
December 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Worked out pretty good! I gotta get some blutack or something to straighten out a couple of them.
June 5, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Tengo dos viejos hilos de luces de navidad y una cantidad desorbitada de blutack blanco, ¿qué podría hacer…?
Claramente diseños beodos sin ningún tipo de consideración estética.
December 11, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Katamari de blutack
June 4, 2026 at 5:35 PM
And let me guess - you can't remove that blutack because It's Already There?
June 25, 2026 at 9:55 AM
Fun fact: When it's quiet in the artist alley, my partner and I make abominations out of BluTack to pass the time 🧐
October 18, 2024 at 2:38 PM
I get a new geiger counter and repeat the experiment. Background reading normal. Uranium reading normal. Single piece of paper normal. All normal, until it gets to the Blue Tack. Reading goes way up. I remove the paper. I remove the uranium. I just put the blutack. Reading is WAY above background 5/
June 24, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I look at my supervisor like uhhhhhhhhhh is this normal???? and he was like I don't know?? Is the blutack recipe a protected industry secret? Maybe they use a mildly radioactive ingredient? And I thought. Hmm, I've got a project coming up soon I need to write about. Maybe this could be it. 6/
June 24, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Sinon #patafix ou #blutack ? Les deux sont des noms de marque, la seconde distribuée par la chaîne de magasin UNICO)?, la seconde nous vient d’Allemagne (marque UHU) 👋
April 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Had to blutack a 20p to the stylus to stop the bassline bouncing it out of the groove.
May 27, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Blutack is radioactive!
June 25, 2026 at 10:31 AM
The very scientific blutack used to mount the crystals to the pin
January 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
i will make a blutack washy
July 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM