Stop Spanking My Catamites, Bocephus!
November 14, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Stop Spanking My Catamites, Bocephus!
“With a Bocephus sticker on his 442, he’d light ‘em up just for fun.”
November 16, 2025 at 11:32 PM
“With a Bocephus sticker on his 442, he’d light ‘em up just for fun.”
Bocephus Jangles, rock gnome fighter
November 24, 2024 at 1:59 PM
Bocephus Jangles, rock gnome fighter
The mind-numbingly moronic we all know so well by now. Your kids are gonna be digging the moats around their palaces if you don’t wake the f up soon. Bet on it, Bocephus.
April 16, 2025 at 4:08 PM
The mind-numbingly moronic we all know so well by now. Your kids are gonna be digging the moats around their palaces if you don’t wake the f up soon. Bet on it, Bocephus.
Bocephus 🦮
Baby male Plott Hound mix
Adoptable from Madison County Animal Services (Marshall, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bocephus-78567129/nc/marshall/madison-county-animal-services-nc284/
Baby male Plott Hound mix
Adoptable from Madison County Animal Services (Marshall, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bocephus-78567129/nc/marshall/madison-county-animal-services-nc284/
October 3, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Bocephus 🦮
Baby male Plott Hound mix
Adoptable from Madison County Animal Services (Marshall, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bocephus-78567129/nc/marshall/madison-county-animal-services-nc284/
Baby male Plott Hound mix
Adoptable from Madison County Animal Services (Marshall, NC)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bocephus-78567129/nc/marshall/madison-county-animal-services-nc284/
i've been assuming Bo was short for Bocephus
January 17, 2026 at 9:50 PM
i've been assuming Bo was short for Bocephus
Some close up shots, it's been so much fun making this truck look like the radio only plays Bocephus and the cab reeks of Marlboro reds.
May 16, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Some close up shots, it's been so much fun making this truck look like the radio only plays Bocephus and the cab reeks of Marlboro reds.
PLEASE, call me Bocephus.
December 23, 2024 at 1:29 AM
PLEASE, call me Bocephus.
Bocephus 🦮
Young male Dutch Shepherd
Adoptable from Taylor County Animal Shelter (Campbellsville, KY)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bocephus-75800413/ky/campbellsville/taylor-county-animal-shelter-ky584/
Young male Dutch Shepherd
Adoptable from Taylor County Animal Shelter (Campbellsville, KY)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bocephus-75800413/ky/campbellsville/taylor-county-animal-shelter-ky584/
March 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Bocephus 🦮
Young male Dutch Shepherd
Adoptable from Taylor County Animal Shelter (Campbellsville, KY)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bocephus-75800413/ky/campbellsville/taylor-county-animal-shelter-ky584/
Young male Dutch Shepherd
Adoptable from Taylor County Animal Shelter (Campbellsville, KY)
https://www.petfinder.com/dog/bocephus-75800413/ky/campbellsville/taylor-county-animal-shelter-ky584/
#MusicChallenge
#FoolishPrizes
4/14
Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
"With a Bocephus sticker on his 442"
#FoolishPrizes
4/14
Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
"With a Bocephus sticker on his 442"
April 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
#MusicChallenge
#FoolishPrizes
4/14
Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
"With a Bocephus sticker on his 442"
#FoolishPrizes
4/14
Primus - Jerry Was A Race Car Driver
"With a Bocephus sticker on his 442"
Bocephus
September 7, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Bocephus
🤠 "Daddy called me Bocephus" ~ MM
August 31, 2026 at 4:57 PM
🤠 "Daddy called me Bocephus" ~ MM
Hank earned his Bocephus tonight.
September 13, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Hank earned his Bocephus tonight.
(Bocephus voice) 🎶I ain't staying up for footballlll🎶
September 15, 2026 at 2:01 AM
(Bocephus voice) 🎶I ain't staying up for footballlll🎶
Now do Bocephus...
February 6, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Now do Bocephus...
Pupil vs. Camera Lens ...
Rescue dog turned model, Bobber Bocephus! -- Those lashes!
#dog #dogs #macro #macrophotography #photography #rescue #adopt #maryland
Rescue dog turned model, Bobber Bocephus! -- Those lashes!
#dog #dogs #macro #macrophotography #photography #rescue #adopt #maryland
November 22, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Pupil vs. Camera Lens ...
Rescue dog turned model, Bobber Bocephus! -- Those lashes!
#dog #dogs #macro #macrophotography #photography #rescue #adopt #maryland
Rescue dog turned model, Bobber Bocephus! -- Those lashes!
#dog #dogs #macro #macrophotography #photography #rescue #adopt #maryland
“Cajun Baby” by Hank Williams Jr was a US #3 country hit in 1969. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #country #hankwilliamsjr #bocephus #EveryHitSongEver
July 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
“Cajun Baby” by Hank Williams Jr was a US #3 country hit in 1969. ⭐️⭐️⭐️ #country #hankwilliamsjr #bocephus #EveryHitSongEver
My Name Is Bocephus - Hank Williams Jr
April 23, 2026 at 2:16 AM
My Name Is Bocephus - Hank Williams Jr
BOCEPHUS “JOHN ELWAY” NIX
September 30, 2025 at 1:49 AM
BOCEPHUS “JOHN ELWAY” NIX
Sir you not 90’s fine or 2025 fine. Sit this one out Bocephus. 😂
March 22, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Sir you not 90’s fine or 2025 fine. Sit this one out Bocephus. 😂
Gimme The Highwaymen anyday---the Outlaws: Johnny, Willie, Waylon, & Kris. And throw a little Hank Sr. and Bocephus in there as well.
February 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Gimme The Highwaymen anyday---the Outlaws: Johnny, Willie, Waylon, & Kris. And throw a little Hank Sr. and Bocephus in there as well.
Important as a Southern Gothic writer to have friends with pet possums, connections to the court systems, the government, etc
you end up with texts like “so my client stole three tons of peaches from the Clemson ag farm extension” or “did I tell you about the judge and Bocephus”
(Both real)
you end up with texts like “so my client stole three tons of peaches from the Clemson ag farm extension” or “did I tell you about the judge and Bocephus”
(Both real)
If you’re a writer it’s important to have a range of friends so when you get a text saying “my life is so weird” there’s a legitimate chance the next text will be: I won a Nobel prize, or
WHOOPS Accidentally had an orgy, or an alien landed in my lawn I’m not shitting you, & it could be any of those
WHOOPS Accidentally had an orgy, or an alien landed in my lawn I’m not shitting you, & it could be any of those
November 29, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Important as a Southern Gothic writer to have friends with pet possums, connections to the court systems, the government, etc
you end up with texts like “so my client stole three tons of peaches from the Clemson ag farm extension” or “did I tell you about the judge and Bocephus”
(Both real)
you end up with texts like “so my client stole three tons of peaches from the Clemson ag farm extension” or “did I tell you about the judge and Bocephus”
(Both real)
Bocephus Nixtradamus what the ever-loving fuck was that sir
September 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Bocephus Nixtradamus what the ever-loving fuck was that sir
Hank Williams, Jr. represents the Bocephus Generation
March 1, 2024 at 10:04 PM
Hank Williams, Jr. represents the Bocephus Generation
This version is much better than the Bocephus one.
The Oldham/Callahan/Sweeney cover of this is totally wacked out and I love it.
youtu.be/Qil0RpvK3MM?...
youtu.be/Qil0RpvK3MM?...
Bill Callahan & Bonnie Prince Billy "OD'd in Denver (feat. Matt Sweeney)" (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Drag City
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April 16, 2026 at 3:00 AM
This version is much better than the Bocephus one.