Bodyguards
September 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Bodyguards
the "bodyguards"
September 4, 2024 at 10:00 AM
the "bodyguards"
Secret Service Agent Starstruck After Seeing Taylor Swift’s Bodyguards theonion.com/secret-...
February 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Secret Service Agent Starstruck After Seeing Taylor Swift’s Bodyguards theonion.com/secret-...
EIGHT???
Even Taylor Swift doesn’t travel with EIGHT bodyguards!
Even Taylor Swift doesn’t travel with EIGHT bodyguards!
"eight bodyguards surround the Free Press founder at all times, and she’s shuttled around in a caravan of SUVs, much like the president and vice president."
November 3, 2025 at 5:30 PM
EIGHT???
Even Taylor Swift doesn’t travel with EIGHT bodyguards!
Even Taylor Swift doesn’t travel with EIGHT bodyguards!
Going from zero bodyguards to twenty bodyguards doesn't seem like something an administration genuinely interested in cutting expenses would do--unless "cost-cutting" is just a pretext for other mischief.
April 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Going from zero bodyguards to twenty bodyguards doesn't seem like something an administration genuinely interested in cutting expenses would do--unless "cost-cutting" is just a pretext for other mischief.
Officers surrounded the Trump supporters, like bodyguards.
July 14, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Officers surrounded the Trump supporters, like bodyguards.
Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect
January 10, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect
For some reason he has stepped up his security to over 20 bodyguards.
December 25, 2024 at 10:12 PM
For some reason he has stepped up his security to over 20 bodyguards.
Even custom-made, vat-grown, augmented bodyguards need hobbies!
September 10, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Even custom-made, vat-grown, augmented bodyguards need hobbies!
She has SIX bodyguards???
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November 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
She has SIX bodyguards???
The DOJ are no longer prosecutors, they’re just bodyguards with subpoenas.
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
The DOJ are no longer prosecutors, they’re just bodyguards with subpoenas.
Extraordinary to describe a group who are defined by being abuse survivors as having "henchmen". Dude, do you mean bodyguards? Have you considered why it is that abuse survivors need bodyguards? Why you in particular might be the individual that abuse survivors' bodyguards are worried about?
April 26, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Extraordinary to describe a group who are defined by being abuse survivors as having "henchmen". Dude, do you mean bodyguards? Have you considered why it is that abuse survivors need bodyguards? Why you in particular might be the individual that abuse survivors' bodyguards are worried about?
They look like bodyguards for Dr. Evil.
This is so incredibly stupid.
This is so incredibly stupid.
April 4, 2025 at 10:27 PM
They look like bodyguards for Dr. Evil.
This is so incredibly stupid.
This is so incredibly stupid.
Frieza, his bodyguards, and dabura because he didn't fit anywhere else #art #dbz #dragonballz #toriyama 🟦
November 12, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Frieza, his bodyguards, and dabura because he didn't fit anywhere else #art #dbz #dragonballz #toriyama 🟦
I hope he stays kind. I hope he stays brave. I hope he has a ton of bodyguards.
Zohran Mamdani stunned former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, who conceded the New York City mayoral primary race to the 33-year-old state lawmaker. trib.al/KfNebEQ
June 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
I hope he stays kind. I hope he stays brave. I hope he has a ton of bodyguards.
Funny how Bovino immediately hides behind his bodyguards
January 8, 2026 at 10:35 PM
Funny how Bovino immediately hides behind his bodyguards
Just a little @chromasignal.bsky.social and his goth cat bodyguards 😤
September 25, 2026 at 12:35 AM
Just a little @chromasignal.bsky.social and his goth cat bodyguards 😤
bodyguards of the princess
September 17, 2026 at 5:53 AM
bodyguards of the princess
He can also fundraise for their protection, because they'll need bodyguards.
September 18, 2025 at 4:03 PM
He can also fundraise for their protection, because they'll need bodyguards.
musk's private security deputized by u.s. marshals service -- potentially clearing the way for his personal bodyguards to be carrying weapons on federal grounds.
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February 21, 2025 at 7:49 PM
musk's private security deputized by u.s. marshals service -- potentially clearing the way for his personal bodyguards to be carrying weapons on federal grounds.
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New bodyguards cannot escape wandering hands of Baron
October 27, 2025 at 11:03 PM
New bodyguards cannot escape wandering hands of Baron
room full of journalists can’t report on events, room full of bodyguards can’t guard a principal, room with an assassin can’t fuckin hit
this country is so embarrassing dawg
this country is so embarrassing dawg
April 26, 2026 at 2:44 AM
room full of journalists can’t report on events, room full of bodyguards can’t guard a principal, room with an assassin can’t fuckin hit
this country is so embarrassing dawg
this country is so embarrassing dawg
LMAO THE PHARAOH’S BODYGUARDS ARE NARRATING
July 2, 2025 at 10:26 PM
LMAO THE PHARAOH’S BODYGUARDS ARE NARRATING