#BogRoll
Maybe he’s run out bogroll? 😂
November 5, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Lazy cat, shake hands with bogroll cat.
October 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
28Oct: 7:25 AM
Leg 1 of 2(?)

2 perfect tears.
2 uneven, jagged tears.

28October: 8:05 Am
Leg 2 of 2(?)

2 perfect tears.
2 uneven, jagged tears.

Result over 2 legs:

Mary 4 v Bogroll 4 aet

Bogroll wins 5-4 on penalties.
October 28, 2026 at 12:07 PM
27 Oct: 7:25 AM

2 perfect tears.
0 uneven, jagged tears.

Mary 2 v Bogroll 0

Easy home victory.
October 27, 2026 at 11:25 AM
Lazy cat, shake hands with bogroll cat.
October 28, 2026 at 2:22 PM
26 Oct: 8:30am

1 perfect tear.
2 uneven, jagged tears

Mary 1 v Bogroll 2
October 26, 2026 at 12:55 PM
3 days of bogroll panic buying attacks aside (paperwork)
European Union officially institutionalized this 3-day baseline for all 27 member states through its Preparedness Union Strategy, Some differences Norway & Sweden 7days, ze Germans 10 days.
October 28, 2026 at 12:56 PM
This is great. Gonna add you both to my bogroll.
October 23, 2026 at 11:56 AM
As for loo roll some of those panic buyers who bought pallets of the stuff during COVID can't possibly have exhausted their supplies yet.
They looked like Daily Mail readers to me.
Which is odd because they already have a supply of bogroll to hand if they used their imagination.
October 23, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I honestly can’t remember the last time I had coloured toilet paper! I feel it’s rather extravagant in this financial climate. But, hey ho, I stole a 4pk from my mum’s house. 🤭🧻 #ToiletPaper #BogRoll #PapurLleChwech #PapurCachu
October 24, 2026 at 1:40 AM
I thought that lot were always complaining about 'The Nanny State'?
So instead of a bit of self-reliance by getting a few tins, bogroll and a torch in she expects the State to look after our every need?
Make your flippin' mind up Kemi.
October 23, 2026 at 12:26 PM
That reminds me, I need bogroll. Cheers💣😀👍
October 17, 2026 at 8:26 PM
every piece of UK news is like "Ministry of Bogroll announces trans people will now have to buy special Andrex that tells everyone else in the store that they're a sex pervert" and if you say this seems bad a guy called FBPE Cap'n Tom tells you to move to Russia
October 16, 2026 at 7:29 PM
In that case it's probably perfectly OK to have a shit in the reception area of South West Waters offices - bring your own bogroll though, wouldn't want to steal theirs.
October 17, 2026 at 10:54 AM
The guardian is such lying bogroll most legitimate arrests were the 30 pro genocide thugs.
The rest were for holding signs or the criminal damage of draping a flag on a statue.
October 11, 2026 at 11:57 AM
daft claim really - any analysis that doesn't factor in the Burnham honeymoon is bogroll. the Greens could never have won this in the current national context
October 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
"Toccata and Fugue in Bogroll (Flying High Over the Bridges of Toko-Ri)" — The Psychedelic Snarl, №314
...

Zero AI. See alt text for details.

• Rev. Ryan Kobold
October 7, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I love how all the characters in I&I are off fighting monsters and Striker's just like "hey, you wanna buy this bogroll?" Like it's 2020 😂

Striker used to own a tavern hc gains another point 🤭
October 2, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Where’s the fucking crochet crinoline bogroll lady???
September 27, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Batman bogroll.
September 23, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I suspect that the same bogroll insanity will set in, while nobody is buying the useful stuff.
Sigh.
September 23, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Burnham is weaker than wet bog roll. In fact he should be known as BogRoll Burnham.
September 22, 2026 at 10:16 PM
How bad must Van Den Bogroll be? This is woeful - the team is disintegrating in real time.
September 20, 2026 at 11:43 AM
Dude, it’s your new series! Bogroll Cops!
September 19, 2026 at 12:37 PM