Unisex 100% cotton T-shirt featuring the phrase "Stop reading my shirt and look at my boobs!" in bold text. Screen printed by hand in limited colors. What's included: One Cotton T-Shirt in the size and color of your choice.

Vendor: Comphies Type: Women's T-Shirt | Fruit of the Loom L3930R Price: 17.99 The STRAIGHT PRIDE Women’s T-Shirt blends bold attitude with playful humor in a way that’s confident, cheeky, and impossible to ignore. Featuring the statement Thank a straight person today for your existence, this design delivers a clever message with just enough edge to turn heads and spark conversation. Built around fun, adult humor and light sexual innuendo, this tee keeps things suggestive without being over the top. It’s perfect for women who enjoy witty sarcasm, a little mischief, and aren’t afraid to show off their personality. Whether you’re out with friends, at a party, or just keeping it casual, this shirt adds a playful twist to your everyday style. The design stands out while still being easy to wear, making it a great choice for those who like humor that’s bold but still fun. It also makes a unique gift for anyone who appreciates cheeky humor and a confident vibe. If you like your outfits with a little attitude and a subtle wink of humor, the STRAIGHT PRIDE Women’s T-Shirt delivers.

Vendor: Comphies Type: Men’s Premium Hoodie | Spreadshirt 20 Price: 49.27 The Barry McCockiner Caulking Specialist Men’s Premium Hoodie delivers bold blue-collar parody with edgy adult humor and strong sexual innuendo. Featuring the standout caulking gun logo and the unforgettable lines We Go Deep in the Crack and No Gap Left Unfilled, this hoodie looks like a legit trade company uniform — until the double meaning clicks and the laughs begin. The clean, vintage badge-style design keeps it simple and powerful, while the suggestive wording brings the punch. It’s provocative without being graphic, making it perfect for parties, tailgates, job sites, or anywhere you want to spark attention and conversation. The contrast between serious contractor branding and cheeky wordplay is what makes this hoodie so funny. Warm, comfortable, and packed with personality, the Barry McCockiner Caulking Specialist Men’s Premium Hoodie is built for guys who appreciate bold humor and fearless branding. If you’re ready to go deep and leave no gap unfilled, grab yours today and wear it with confidence.