We last left off after a night of partying and Gale trying to seduce my character (Failed. He eats my stuff.) And others (Minus Astarion) being MAD Gale tried.
Astarion is too busy physically chewing on Egg (Egg is very biteable this is fair)
(I can already hear them bonking me)
Astarion is too busy physically chewing on Egg (Egg is very biteable this is fair)
(I can already hear them bonking me)
We proceeded to get into situations. Find an underground temple.
And curiosity gets me killed by a beholder. Fucking obliterated with no second to think besides yelping over the mic in horror as Egg tried so valiantly not to laugh at my suffering (failed).
And curiosity gets me killed by a beholder. Fucking obliterated with no second to think besides yelping over the mic in horror as Egg tried so valiantly not to laugh at my suffering (failed).
T H E N in the goblin fort trying to get Halsin Egg dropped a chandelier on one of the true souls. This began a fight that went so awfully that every time we considered we may survive somehow it got worse, in true d&d fashion.
....I ended up falling from the rafters into the fucking spider pit.
....I ended up falling from the rafters into the fucking spider pit.
September 29, 2026 at 9:35 AM
We last left off after a night of partying and Gale trying to seduce my character (Failed. He eats my stuff.) And others (Minus Astarion) being MAD Gale tried.
Astarion is too busy physically chewing on Egg (Egg is very biteable this is fair)
(I can already hear them bonking me)
Astarion is too busy physically chewing on Egg (Egg is very biteable this is fair)
(I can already hear them bonking me)
thats so freaking cute lmao thats his soon to be husband right and you cant take it away from him!!
vash just bonking him with the bouquet like oh my goddd youre so embarrasing okay one last smooch and then we're getting married and thats final!
vash just bonking him with the bouquet like oh my goddd youre so embarrasing okay one last smooch and then we're getting married and thats final!
September 29, 2026 at 6:55 AM
thats so freaking cute lmao thats his soon to be husband right and you cant take it away from him!!
vash just bonking him with the bouquet like oh my goddd youre so embarrasing okay one last smooch and then we're getting married and thats final!
vash just bonking him with the bouquet like oh my goddd youre so embarrasing okay one last smooch and then we're getting married and thats final!
Huomenta, fellat! Rise and shine, suit up and get ready for serious vatnik bonking!
And for our AFU fellas: God speed, good luck and happy hunting on your counter offensives! Make them pay!🫡
And for our AFU fellas: God speed, good luck and happy hunting on your counter offensives! Make them pay!🫡
September 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
Huomenta, fellat! Rise and shine, suit up and get ready for serious vatnik bonking!
And for our AFU fellas: God speed, good luck and happy hunting on your counter offensives! Make them pay!🫡
And for our AFU fellas: God speed, good luck and happy hunting on your counter offensives! Make them pay!🫡
My account was blocked as soon as Musk took over as I had the audacity to attack Lord Crud(das) for his defence of the indefensible "Bonking Bozo" Johnson. From what I hear there's not much to miss.
September 29, 2026 at 3:15 AM
My account was blocked as soon as Musk took over as I had the audacity to attack Lord Crud(das) for his defence of the indefensible "Bonking Bozo" Johnson. From what I hear there's not much to miss.
Love the bonking 😆 I have a remarkably similar one! It's during his pre-bedtime routine, which often features "hmm?"s
September 29, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Love the bonking 😆 I have a remarkably similar one! It's during his pre-bedtime routine, which often features "hmm?"s
Experience points have greatly increased at bonking the right hip into the corner of the counter over here :) now to figure out how to make money from this new found skill...
September 28, 2026 at 8:13 PM
Experience points have greatly increased at bonking the right hip into the corner of the counter over here :) now to figure out how to make money from this new found skill...
going dark during an internet provider switch. Could take a few days.
will catch up on #ToonieTueday and send my toonie when I get my connexion back.
Also, keep bonking that New York Post poll on starlink use in Russia for Ukraine 💪 - <8% to reach full bonk status. Go Fellas 😁 💙💛
will catch up on #ToonieTueday and send my toonie when I get my connexion back.
Also, keep bonking that New York Post poll on starlink use in Russia for Ukraine 💪 - <8% to reach full bonk status. Go Fellas 😁 💙💛
September 28, 2026 at 6:45 PM
going dark during an internet provider switch. Could take a few days.
will catch up on #ToonieTueday and send my toonie when I get my connexion back.
Also, keep bonking that New York Post poll on starlink use in Russia for Ukraine 💪 - <8% to reach full bonk status. Go Fellas 😁 💙💛
will catch up on #ToonieTueday and send my toonie when I get my connexion back.
Also, keep bonking that New York Post poll on starlink use in Russia for Ukraine 💪 - <8% to reach full bonk status. Go Fellas 😁 💙💛
My newest meme, for NAFO bonking pleasure:
September 28, 2026 at 6:12 PM
My newest meme, for NAFO bonking pleasure:
Our fundraising and bonking are there.
September 28, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Our fundraising and bonking are there.
From policy battles and choreographed unity to plotting, bonking and merch sales, what happens behind the scenes is rarely what you see on TV…
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fleetstreetfox.substack.com/p/party-conf...
September 28, 2026 at 3:36 PM
From policy battles and choreographed unity to plotting, bonking and merch sales, what happens behind the scenes is rarely what you see on TV…
fleetstreetfox.substack.com/p/party-conf...
fleetstreetfox.substack.com/p/party-conf...
Also to bring back ‘bonking’ as a metaphor for shagging.
September 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Also to bring back ‘bonking’ as a metaphor for shagging.
Starting a campaign to bring back ‘rumpy-pumpy’ as a metaphor for bonking.
September 28, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Starting a campaign to bring back ‘rumpy-pumpy’ as a metaphor for bonking.
I Am Appreciating Respectfully (mentally going awooooooga and bonking self w hammer)
September 28, 2026 at 12:12 PM
I Am Appreciating Respectfully (mentally going awooooooga and bonking self w hammer)
Honestly realizing the massive benefits of having the cockpit near the back of a ship, because you can actually get a feel of the full range of movement of it and what might be surrounding you. Front is nice for clarity but if you're not used to it, you dunno what might be bonking into your sides.
September 28, 2026 at 12:05 PM
Honestly realizing the massive benefits of having the cockpit near the back of a ship, because you can actually get a feel of the full range of movement of it and what might be surrounding you. Front is nice for clarity but if you're not used to it, you dunno what might be bonking into your sides.
There we go, book 2 !!!
September 28, 2026 at 11:37 AM
There we go, book 2 !!!
Jury needs a bonking. Gorgeous. Just gorgeous. 💜
September 28, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Jury needs a bonking. Gorgeous. Just gorgeous. 💜
THANK YOU POOKIE. KEEP BONKING ME. I GOTTA BE HERE I MISS YOU
September 28, 2026 at 5:30 AM
THANK YOU POOKIE. KEEP BONKING ME. I GOTTA BE HERE I MISS YOU
Huomenta, fellat! Rise and shine, suit up and get ready for serious vatnik bonking!
And for our AFU fellas: God speed, good luck and happy hunting on your counter offensives! Make them pay!🫡
And for our AFU fellas: God speed, good luck and happy hunting on your counter offensives! Make them pay!🫡
September 28, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Huomenta, fellat! Rise and shine, suit up and get ready for serious vatnik bonking!
And for our AFU fellas: God speed, good luck and happy hunting on your counter offensives! Make them pay!🫡
And for our AFU fellas: God speed, good luck and happy hunting on your counter offensives! Make them pay!🫡
Yeah, maybe bonking him over the head with the metal part? I was looking at the concept art to see if I could find any hints of what it might have been, but no luck. If anything some of these unused battle concepts are more on the comical end, lol
September 28, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Yeah, maybe bonking him over the head with the metal part? I was looking at the concept art to see if I could find any hints of what it might have been, but no luck. If anything some of these unused battle concepts are more on the comical end, lol
Short Stream - Bonking more things in Monster Hunter Wilds. twitch.tv/jerbeartheda...
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September 28, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Short Stream - Bonking more things in Monster Hunter Wilds. twitch.tv/jerbeartheda...
There's an amusing nod to the culture of guys being unable to stop themselves giving advice in Big Bang Theory.
Raj meets a hot girl at a party and she talks all night and they end up bonking because he's "warm, sensitive and a great listener" when really Raj can't talk to girls at all.
Raj meets a hot girl at a party and she talks all night and they end up bonking because he's "warm, sensitive and a great listener" when really Raj can't talk to girls at all.
September 28, 2026 at 12:23 AM
There's an amusing nod to the culture of guys being unable to stop themselves giving advice in Big Bang Theory.
Raj meets a hot girl at a party and she talks all night and they end up bonking because he's "warm, sensitive and a great listener" when really Raj can't talk to girls at all.
Raj meets a hot girl at a party and she talks all night and they end up bonking because he's "warm, sensitive and a great listener" when really Raj can't talk to girls at all.