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Introducing The Catanic Verses: A feline intervention, irreverent cat scripture where treats reign supreme, tuna envy is real, and feline wisdom gets divinely absurd. Sunday sermons, feline style. #CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #CatsRule #SundaySermon #FunnyCats #CatHumor
The Catanic Verses
May the Great Almeowty be forever in your favour and may the grace of treats be forever in your claws. PAWMEN 🍗
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March 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
📜 Hear ye, hear ye: A new scroll hath been revealed.
Lo, The Catanic Verses II hath been inscribed by paw and claw.

Stage 4 remaineth sealed.
The vase hath fallen.
Poe demandeth chickens.

Come forth, ye who seeketh chaos and clarity.

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The Catanic Verses II
From the highest shelf they preach, from beneath the fridge they conspire. This week’s Catanic Verses deliver feline gospel, strategic silence, and the sacred mystery of Stage 4. Coveting? Sinful. Tuna? Questionable. Trust? Misplaced. Pawlm and Purrerb included. Fellowship convened. Purring optional. Treats mandatory. #CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #SundaySermon PAWMEN 🍗
riverandceliainunderland.com
April 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM