Introducing The Catanic Verses: A feline intervention, irreverent cat scripture where treats reign supreme, tuna envy is real, and feline wisdom gets divinely absurd. Sunday sermons, feline style. #CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #CatsRule #SundaySermon #FunnyCats #CatHumor
The Catanic Verses
May the Great Almeowty be forever in your favour and may the grace of treats be forever in your claws. PAWMEN 🍗
riverandceliainunderland.com
March 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Introducing The Catanic Verses: A feline intervention, irreverent cat scripture where treats reign supreme, tuna envy is real, and feline wisdom gets divinely absurd. Sunday sermons, feline style. #CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #CatsRule #SundaySermon #FunnyCats #CatHumor
📜 Hear ye, hear ye: A new scroll hath been revealed.
Lo, The Catanic Verses II hath been inscribed by paw and claw.
Stage 4 remaineth sealed.
The vase hath fallen.
Poe demandeth chickens.
Come forth, ye who seeketh chaos and clarity.
#CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #ApawcalypseNow #FelineScripture #
Lo, The Catanic Verses II hath been inscribed by paw and claw.
Stage 4 remaineth sealed.
The vase hath fallen.
Poe demandeth chickens.
Come forth, ye who seeketh chaos and clarity.
#CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #ApawcalypseNow #FelineScripture #
The Catanic Verses II
From the highest shelf they preach, from beneath the fridge they conspire. This week’s Catanic Verses deliver feline gospel, strategic silence, and the sacred mystery of Stage 4. Coveting? Sinful. Tuna? Questionable. Trust? Misplaced. Pawlm and Purrerb included. Fellowship convened. Purring optional. Treats mandatory. #CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #SundaySermon PAWMEN 🍗
riverandceliainunderland.com
April 6, 2025 at 12:01 PM
📜 Hear ye, hear ye: A new scroll hath been revealed.
Lo, The Catanic Verses II hath been inscribed by paw and claw.
Stage 4 remaineth sealed.
The vase hath fallen.
Poe demandeth chickens.
Come forth, ye who seeketh chaos and clarity.
#CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #ApawcalypseNow #FelineScripture #
Lo, The Catanic Verses II hath been inscribed by paw and claw.
Stage 4 remaineth sealed.
The vase hath fallen.
Poe demandeth chickens.
Come forth, ye who seeketh chaos and clarity.
#CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #ApawcalypseNow #FelineScripture #
scroll 19.92 hath dropped.
speak less. judge more.
ride chicken.
#CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #ClucksmobileChronicles #VelvetRebellion #CatContentWithDoctrine #PoeIsPopeNow
speak less. judge more.
ride chicken.
#CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #ClucksmobileChronicles #VelvetRebellion #CatContentWithDoctrine #PoeIsPopeNow
The Catanic Verses VI (A Guide to Feline Religosophy)
“The wheels of betrayal turneth not, lest they be chicken-shaped and rolling toward revolution.” In this week’s Catanic Verses, silence is sacred, meows are weaponised, and Poe rides a golden chicken straight into the centre of papal drama. Featuring velvet robes, suspicious eyebrows, and a firm reminder: speak less, flop more.
riverandceliainunderland.com
May 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
scroll 19.92 hath dropped.
speak less. judge more.
ride chicken.
#CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #ClucksmobileChronicles #VelvetRebellion #CatContentWithDoctrine #PoeIsPopeNow
speak less. judge more.
ride chicken.
#CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #ClucksmobileChronicles #VelvetRebellion #CatContentWithDoctrine #PoeIsPopeNow
he flopped in sunshine
but vanished in rain.
the bowl was full.
he never came.
scroll 15.11: trust not the cat who only arrives when it’s warm.
#CatanicVerses #RodgitWatch #BookOfMeow #Scroll1511 #AbsentPaws #UnderlandChronicles #TrustIsConditional #SacredBiscuits 🐾
but vanished in rain.
the bowl was full.
he never came.
scroll 15.11: trust not the cat who only arrives when it’s warm.
#CatanicVerses #RodgitWatch #BookOfMeow #Scroll1511 #AbsentPaws #UnderlandChronicles #TrustIsConditional #SacredBiscuits 🐾
The Catanic Verses VII (A Guide to Feline Religosophy)
Rodgit is gone. The bowl is full, but the cushion is cold. This week’s Catanic Verses ponders the ones who vanish when it matters most. Trust, like tuna, does not reheat well. Scroll 15.11 reminds us: if they only arrive for sunshine, they were never truly yours.
riverandceliainunderland.com
May 18, 2025 at 5:07 PM
he flopped in sunshine
but vanished in rain.
the bowl was full.
he never came.
scroll 15.11: trust not the cat who only arrives when it’s warm.
#CatanicVerses #RodgitWatch #BookOfMeow #Scroll1511 #AbsentPaws #UnderlandChronicles #TrustIsConditional #SacredBiscuits 🐾
but vanished in rain.
the bowl was full.
he never came.
scroll 15.11: trust not the cat who only arrives when it’s warm.
#CatanicVerses #RodgitWatch #BookOfMeow #Scroll1511 #AbsentPaws #UnderlandChronicles #TrustIsConditional #SacredBiscuits 🐾
New Catanic Verses just dropped.
Thou shalt not join dodgy Signal chats.
The Court of Fleas is listening. 🐾
Subpawena’d by Bastet.
PawMen
#Underland #CatanicVerses #EncryptedMeows #signal #riverandceliainunderland #Poe # Akela #Mowgli
Thou shalt not join dodgy Signal chats.
The Court of Fleas is listening. 🐾
Subpawena’d by Bastet.
PawMen
#Underland #CatanicVerses #EncryptedMeows #signal #riverandceliainunderland #Poe # Akela #Mowgli
The Catanic Verses III (A Guide to Feline Philosophy)
The latest Catanic Verses scroll drops claws-first into digital drama. What do dodgy Signal chats, enchanted subpoenas, and feline surveillance have in common? Join the Fellowship of the Paw for holy satire, subtextual screams, and cat-laden prophecies that may or may not be legally binding. 🐾 #CatCult #SignalScandal Pawlm and Purrerb included. Fellowship convened. Purring optional. Treats mandatory. #CatanicVerses #BookOfMeow #SundaySermon PAWMEN 🍗
riverandceliainunderland.com
April 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
New Catanic Verses just dropped.
Thou shalt not join dodgy Signal chats.
The Court of Fleas is listening. 🐾
Subpawena’d by Bastet.
PawMen
#Underland #CatanicVerses #EncryptedMeows #signal #riverandceliainunderland #Poe # Akela #Mowgli
Thou shalt not join dodgy Signal chats.
The Court of Fleas is listening. 🐾
Subpawena’d by Bastet.
PawMen
#Underland #CatanicVerses #EncryptedMeows #signal #riverandceliainunderland #Poe # Akela #Mowgli
