I think maybe these cowboys need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps
September 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
I think maybe these cowboys need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps
BOOTSTRAPS BOOTSTRAPS BOOTSTRAPS!
August 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
BOOTSTRAPS BOOTSTRAPS BOOTSTRAPS!
Why aren't they using their bootstraps?
September 25, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Why aren't they using their bootstraps?
For sale: Baby bootstraps: never pulled up
May 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
For sale: Baby bootstraps: never pulled up
WAIT..what happened to "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps"! AND "Real Americans dont take welfare"...🤔.
May 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
WAIT..what happened to "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps"! AND "Real Americans dont take welfare"...🤔.
Soyboy farmers should pick themselves up by their bootstraps like the rest of us. At least we didn’t vote for Fat Satan three times.
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Soyboy farmers should pick themselves up by their bootstraps like the rest of us. At least we didn’t vote for Fat Satan three times.
He must have misplaced his bootstraps.
September 29, 2026 at 11:35 AM
He must have misplaced his bootstraps.
Nothing wrong with expecting people to pick themselves up by their bootstraps, until you realize that some people have no boots.
July 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Nothing wrong with expecting people to pick themselves up by their bootstraps, until you realize that some people have no boots.
You don’t need disaster assistance, pull yourself up by those bootstraps! Thoughts and prayers! Daddy needs a big new plane!
— The President
— The President
May 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
You don’t need disaster assistance, pull yourself up by those bootstraps! Thoughts and prayers! Daddy needs a big new plane!
— The President
— The President
The bootstraps are Black people
January 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The bootstraps are Black people
Finally watched Disney's Wish
They really made "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" the movie
They really made "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" the movie
March 8, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Finally watched Disney's Wish
They really made "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" the movie
They really made "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" the movie
There is only one known time that America has pulled itself up by their bootstraps
The Great Depression
& who did it?
FDR - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
He created Social Security
The original Democrat Socialist
The Great Depression
& who did it?
FDR - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
He created Social Security
The original Democrat Socialist
September 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
There is only one known time that America has pulled itself up by their bootstraps
The Great Depression
& who did it?
FDR - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
He created Social Security
The original Democrat Socialist
The Great Depression
& who did it?
FDR - Franklin Delano Roosevelt
He created Social Security
The original Democrat Socialist
If the Pentagon already blew through $1 trillion, it’s time for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
July 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
If the Pentagon already blew through $1 trillion, it’s time for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
Bootstraps, amirite?!!!
September 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Bootstraps, amirite?!!!
We should defund the biggest drains on the budget—starting with SpaceX. Elon is rich enough; why does he still need government handouts? Bootstraps, baby. Bootstraps.
Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
February 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
We should defund the biggest drains on the budget—starting with SpaceX. Elon is rich enough; why does he still need government handouts? Bootstraps, baby. Bootstraps.
I think landlords who don’t like a rent freeze should cut down on all that avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Isn’t that what they told us?
July 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I think landlords who don’t like a rent freeze should cut down on all that avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Isn’t that what they told us?
Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps
April 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps
“Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps” or something idk
July 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
“Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps” or something idk
Use your own bootstraps
December 5, 2024 at 3:19 PM
Use your own bootstraps
Something something F socialism something something bootstraps or something.
April 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Something something F socialism something something bootstraps or something.
Better pull yourselves up by those bootstraps.
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Better pull yourselves up by those bootstraps.
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
August 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
Nothing builds character like untreated illness, hunger, and medical debt. Real bootstraps energy.
June 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Nothing builds character like untreated illness, hunger, and medical debt. Real bootstraps energy.