#BootStraps
I think maybe these cowboys need to pull themselves up by their bootstraps
September 26, 2026 at 12:31 AM
BOOTSTRAPS BOOTSTRAPS BOOTSTRAPS!
August 21, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Why aren't they using their bootstraps?
September 25, 2026 at 1:45 AM
For sale: Baby bootstraps: never pulled up
May 15, 2026 at 1:32 AM
WAIT..what happened to "pull yourself up by your own bootstraps"! AND "Real Americans dont take welfare"...🤔.
May 20, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Soyboy farmers should pick themselves up by their bootstraps like the rest of us. At least we didn’t vote for Fat Satan three times.
October 2, 2025 at 11:26 PM
He must have misplaced his bootstraps.
September 29, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Nothing wrong with expecting people to pick themselves up by their bootstraps, until you realize that some people have no boots.
July 2, 2025 at 11:44 PM
You don’t need disaster assistance, pull yourself up by those bootstraps! Thoughts and prayers! Daddy needs a big new plane!

— The President
May 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
The bootstraps are Black people
January 10, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Finally watched Disney's Wish

They really made "pull yourself up by your bootstraps" the movie
March 8, 2026 at 8:52 AM
There is only one known time that America has pulled itself up by their bootstraps

The Great Depression

& who did it?

FDR - Franklin Delano Roosevelt

He created Social Security

The original Democrat Socialist
September 28, 2026 at 2:17 PM
If the Pentagon already blew through $1 trillion, it’s time for them to pull themselves up by their bootstraps.
July 10, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Pull life, up by the bootstraps. #man
November 25, 2024 at 11:17 PM
Bootstraps, amirite?!!!
September 30, 2024 at 11:41 PM
We should defund the biggest drains on the budget—starting with SpaceX. Elon is rich enough; why does he still need government handouts? Bootstraps, baby. Bootstraps.
Around 35% of SpaceX’s revenue comes directly from the federal govt.

Less than 1% of NPR’s budget comes from the federal govt.
February 6, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I think landlords who don’t like a rent freeze should cut down on all that avocado toast and pull themselves up by their bootstraps. Isn’t that what they told us?
July 1, 2026 at 8:05 PM
Aarp is a terrorist organization its time for the elderly to pull themselves up by their own bootstraps
April 15, 2026 at 12:25 AM
“Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps” or something idk
July 8, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Use your own bootstraps
December 5, 2024 at 3:19 PM
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April 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Better pull yourselves up by those bootstraps.
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
August 18, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Nothing builds character like untreated illness, hunger, and medical debt. Real bootstraps energy.
June 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM