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September 24, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Truth
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March 18, 2026 at 3:38 PM
“Trump Says Eric Is All Biden’s Fault.”
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May 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
“Trump Claims Tariffs Were Eric’s Idea.”
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April 12, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Other Places the Secret Service Can Hide Trump

Collaboration of
Andy Borowitz
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@borowitzreport.bsky.social
and
Ann Telnaes
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@anntelnaes.bsky.social
August 11, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Truth
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March 12, 2026 at 1:20 AM
BREAKING: Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
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Kash Patel Replaced by Startled Deer
Informing Patel of his decision in a brief phone call, Trump reportedly said, “Sorry, Kash—we’re going deer.”
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September 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
When you need a smile !https://open.substack.com/pub/borowitzreport/p/zelenskyy-offers-to-broker-peace?r=8au0z
June 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
February 5, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Agree?
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September 27, 2026 at 11:56 PM
Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Perfection
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May 15, 2026 at 4:11 AM
August 24, 2026 at 11:55 PM
Jeanine Pirro is a laughing joke

She should go hide somewhere and stay quiet

The more she say, the more stupid she sounds.

No credibility at all
Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport)
Jeanine Pirro says there will be zero tolerance for people coming to Washington to commit political violence against the president—however, people get a pardon if they come to Washington to commit pol...
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April 29, 2026 at 1:58 PM