No other president has ever done this to this extent, spent this much tax money spent doing it, or has done this while alive/while in active presidency.

ALT: a pepperoni pizza with the words " forever hungry " above it

Alt: Grunkle Stan, Soos, Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls are falling in the Bottomless Pit. Stan pulls some cards out of his pocket as he says, "Well, it looks like we're down here for the long haul. Who wants to see some card tricks?" He tries to shuffle the cards, but because they are falling, all the cards fly upward and out of his hands. Stan watches all his cards fly away from him. Once the cards are gone, he shows his empty hands and says, "Ta-da!"

Alt: Stan Pines from Gravity Falls is falling in the bottomless pit. He says , "Dipper's pain is funny. But I'm starting to get bored."

Alt: Mabel Pines, Dipper Pines, Grunkle Stan and Soos from Gravity Falls are falling in the bottomless pit. Each takes a turn screaming. Then the whole group pauses and looks around. Soos then says, "So, anyone wanna scream some more?"