"MAGA WAS NOT A POLITICAL MOVEMENT ! MAGA WAS ONLY DONALD TRUMP'S BOWEL MOVEMENT" !
November 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
"MAGA WAS NOT A POLITICAL MOVEMENT ! MAGA WAS ONLY DONALD TRUMP'S BOWEL MOVEMENT" !
It appears that the nation is having a collective bowel movent. The Republicans are going into the toilet.
November 4, 2026 at 12:26 AM
It appears that the nation is having a collective bowel movent. The Republicans are going into the toilet.
Dems have a very clear mandate to make RFK experience bowel-loosening terror, any dem leader who does not recognize this needs to get the entire fuck out of the way
November 4, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Dems have a very clear mandate to make RFK experience bowel-loosening terror, any dem leader who does not recognize this needs to get the entire fuck out of the way
Around one in ten bowel cancer diagnoses in Ireland are found in people under 50 but the national Bowel Screen programme is only for those aged 57-71.
www.rte.ie/news/health/...
www.rte.ie/news/health/...
Call to lower age for bowel cancer screening
Bowel Cancer Ireland has renewed its calls for better prevention and screenings following the death of Irish Olympian and European champion runner Ciara Mageean who had stage four bowel cancer.
www.rte.ie
November 2, 2026 at 9:54 AM
Around one in ten bowel cancer diagnoses in Ireland are found in people under 50 but the national Bowel Screen programme is only for those aged 57-71.
www.rte.ie/news/health/...
www.rte.ie/news/health/...
So my bowel cancer test came back clear … which was nice
November 5, 2026 at 11:38 AM
So my bowel cancer test came back clear … which was nice
charitable bowel syndrome
October 31, 2026 at 5:14 PM
charitable bowel syndrome
www.rte.ie/news/health/...
Important! Bowel cancer kills so get yourself checked out.
I was lucky that mine was caught just in time.
Don’t make the same mistakes I did.
Important! Bowel cancer kills so get yourself checked out.
I was lucky that mine was caught just in time.
Don’t make the same mistakes I did.
Call to lower age for bowel cancer screening
Bowel Cancer Ireland has renewed its calls for better prevention and screenings following the death of Irish Olympian and European champion runner Ciara Mageean who had stage four bowel cancer.
www.rte.ie
November 3, 2026 at 8:45 AM
www.rte.ie/news/health/...
Important! Bowel cancer kills so get yourself checked out.
I was lucky that mine was caught just in time.
Don’t make the same mistakes I did.
Important! Bowel cancer kills so get yourself checked out.
I was lucky that mine was caught just in time.
Don’t make the same mistakes I did.
If irritable bowel syndrome were a person……
November 2, 2026 at 1:26 PM
If irritable bowel syndrome were a person……
Another negative bowel screening test.
Fast Show: Which Was Nice
ALT: Fast Show: Which Was Nice
static.klipy.com
November 6, 2026 at 12:48 AM
Another negative bowel screening test.
Another year in the clear.
So important to get tested
@prostatecanceruk.bsky.social
Just waiting for the bowel poo sticks kit to arrive now
So important to get tested
@prostatecanceruk.bsky.social
Just waiting for the bowel poo sticks kit to arrive now
November 5, 2026 at 9:58 AM
Another year in the clear.
So important to get tested
@prostatecanceruk.bsky.social
Just waiting for the bowel poo sticks kit to arrive now
So important to get tested
@prostatecanceruk.bsky.social
Just waiting for the bowel poo sticks kit to arrive now
My kitten better not have a bowel obstruction after I got home and he ate TWELVE churu from the snack cabinet 😐
November 4, 2026 at 11:31 PM
My kitten better not have a bowel obstruction after I got home and he ate TWELVE churu from the snack cabinet 😐
Calling it the Onion Bowel (affectionate)
Some VERY big, fun news:
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion is extremely close to buying an honest-to-goodness, Division 1 college football bowl series bowl game.
Yes, we're trying to pull off The Onion Bowl.
A few days before Christmas, potentially in Texas.
But we've already been banned once. And we need your help.
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Calling it the Onion Bowel (affectionate)
Disc Only QotD no.688:
November 4, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Disc Only QotD no.688:
Bowel cancer cases are record high too
November 5, 2026 at 5:55 PM
Bowel cancer cases are record high too
Got bowel cancer and ended up with a stoma. Its not that bad tbh but one thing I do really miss is the ability to pass wind. The satisfaction of letting rip a big fart, especially ones that make you laugh has gone forever. Cherish your farts people, each one is a precious gift.
November 3, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Got bowel cancer and ended up with a stoma. Its not that bad tbh but one thing I do really miss is the ability to pass wind. The satisfaction of letting rip a big fart, especially ones that make you laugh has gone forever. Cherish your farts people, each one is a precious gift.
What do you think Trump’s bowel pressure is right now?
November 4, 2026 at 4:30 AM
What do you think Trump’s bowel pressure is right now?
Being a Ninetales and living for centuries just for some Arcanine to go "nope, pokemon food" and turn your whole thousand legacy into being a bowel movement.
#disposal
#disposal
November 3, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Being a Ninetales and living for centuries just for some Arcanine to go "nope, pokemon food" and turn your whole thousand legacy into being a bowel movement.
#disposal
#disposal
Spoken like someone who's never had a cat with a bowel obstruction.
November 2, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Spoken like someone who's never had a cat with a bowel obstruction.
When you're already sick as fuck, bowel prep for a colonoscopy is just...kill me.
November 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
When you're already sick as fuck, bowel prep for a colonoscopy is just...kill me.
Admittedly Bowel moving, but still moving.
November 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Admittedly Bowel moving, but still moving.
I stick to this godawful diet because it reduces the symptoms, minimizes the risk of a Republican catastrophic bowel obstruction that will kill me, and generally keeps me out of the hospital, which for an immunosuppressed person is important.
November 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
I stick to this godawful diet because it reduces the symptoms, minimizes the risk of a Republican catastrophic bowel obstruction that will kill me, and generally keeps me out of the hospital, which for an immunosuppressed person is important.
Always in the mood for poké bowel
November 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Always in the mood for poké bowel
New Review—Irritable bowel syndrome and related disorders of gut–brain interaction spkl.io/633297ZP3Z
November 1, 2026 at 12:05 PM
New Review—Irritable bowel syndrome and related disorders of gut–brain interaction spkl.io/633297ZP3Z
If you ever wanted to know what it felt like to be a bowel movement...
The Las Vegas loop is so shitty it wraps back around to be charming
November 6, 2026 at 1:27 AM
If you ever wanted to know what it felt like to be a bowel movement...
May he have irritable bowel syndrome and have to ask permission to go to the toilet.
November 4, 2026 at 2:47 PM
May he have irritable bowel syndrome and have to ask permission to go to the toilet.