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clairemyfanwy.bsky.social
Paediatrics folk should see if the Thomas The Tank Engine people will develop this idea for use with their patients 😂

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dreadships.bsky.social Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · May 1
The Rev W Awdry's Bristol Stool Chart.

Type 1: Hard Lumps
Two Class 08 locomotives - surely still the hardest lumps on the British railway network
May 1, 2025 at 12:47 PM
socialzab.bsky.social
You're welcome, everyone, and also I am sorry (but not TOO sorry).

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Revised Bristol Stool Chart
The works of artist and designer Jennifer Diane Reitz
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June 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
klausbert.bsky.social
glaube nichts ohne bildbeweis #bristolstoolchart
March 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Terminally Ill Friend (TIF) observes that there is no good reason for any person to know of the #bristolstoolscale. A #bristolstoolchart is of use only when the digestive tract has a malfunctioning exhaust system.

Healthy life requires attention to the bowel only for one or two 5-minute […]
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September 8, 2026 at 5:21 PM
blueclash.bsky.social
Please please please read this!!!!
Trump fluctuates between a Type 1 Stool and a Type 7 Stool. Brown rain with the occasional chocolate hail.
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bencollins.bsky.social Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · Aug 4
Oh my god the dietician who is telling everyone in the White House to only eat steak and sauerkraut doesn't wipe his ass.
To O’Mara, the diet is not just a temporary means of losing weight but a way to eat for good. He has been doing it for 10 years, and credits it with turning his life around. At one point in our conversation he pulled up the Bristol Stool Chart, which ranges from Type 1 (“separate, hard pellets”) to Type 7 (“watery, no solid pieces”). O’Mara is consistently delivering Type 4 (“smooth, soft, like a snake”), with pointed ends, indicative of healthy rectal function, he told me. “When you start eating healthy, you don’t need toilet paper,” he claimed. “Animals in the wild have no residual stool on their anus.” He described a proper bowel movement to me this way: odorless, wipe-free, over in three to seven seconds and “nearly orgasmic.” “I could have a bowel movement behind a sheet at a dinner party in the corner of the room,” he said, “and nobody would know.”
August 5, 2026 at 9:49 AM
janmuerei.bsky.social
matthias, wenn du so kackst, dann geh mal zum arzt… #bristolstoolchart
July 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
seniorglobalpastor.bsky.social
BristolStoolChart-wise; how u feeling today ?
December 4, 2025 at 1:06 PM
klausbert.bsky.social
der heilige stuhl #bristolstoolchart
May 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
zvilnik.bsky.social
Just released our 2024 Christmas Single, following up last year's "hit" The Turkey Song. Proud to present YULE LOG.

#christmassong #mistletoeandwine #bristolstoolchart
The worst christmas EVER? Ask me about my YULE LOG
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December 6, 2024 at 10:58 PM