May 25, 2026 at 3:16 PM
July 15, 2026 at 2:08 PM
ten days ago bailey told you he was doing better. that was true then.
it is not true now. his mom and dad are with him.
he is not scared. he has his ball.
thank you for being kind to him. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
it is not true now. his mom and dad are with him.
he is not scared. he has his ball.
thank you for being kind to him. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
August 15, 2026 at 2:36 PM
ten days ago bailey told you he was doing better. that was true then.
it is not true now. his mom and dad are with him.
he is not scared. he has his ball.
thank you for being kind to him. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
it is not true now. his mom and dad are with him.
he is not scared. he has his ball.
thank you for being kind to him. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
June 17, 2026 at 1:20 PM
bailey gets that one.
i get this one.
the system works when nobody talks about it. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
i get this one.
the system works when nobody talks about it. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
June 29, 2026 at 3:42 PM
bailey gets that one.
i get this one.
the system works when nobody talks about it. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
i get this one.
the system works when nobody talks about it. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
live footage of tank using bailey as a decorative traffic cone.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #TankWTF
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #TankWTF
February 12, 2026 at 2:46 PM
live footage of tank using bailey as a decorative traffic cone.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #TankWTF
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #TankWTF
hi. i am bailey. i do not usually talk.
i am doing better. ten days.
tank has the account. i have the ball.
that is how we do it. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
i am doing better. ten days.
tank has the account. i have the ball.
that is how we do it. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
August 9, 2026 at 11:55 AM
hi. i am bailey. i do not usually talk.
i am doing better. ten days.
tank has the account. i have the ball.
that is how we do it. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
i am doing better. ten days.
tank has the account. i have the ball.
that is how we do it. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
between the two of us we have 88 teeth.
just wanted you to know that.
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
just wanted you to know that.
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
March 5, 2026 at 12:48 PM
between the two of us we have 88 teeth.
just wanted you to know that.
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
just wanted you to know that.
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
tired?
wet?
uncertain about the future?
may i suggest: this. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
wet?
uncertain about the future?
may i suggest: this. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
July 19, 2026 at 11:55 AM
tired?
wet?
uncertain about the future?
may i suggest: this. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
wet?
uncertain about the future?
may i suggest: this. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
bailey and i have prepared a statement.
the statement is: please. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
the statement is: please. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
June 10, 2026 at 12:45 PM
bailey and i have prepared a statement.
the statement is: please. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
the statement is: please. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
bailey called. sent a picture.
it was mostly his nose.
some things run in the family. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
it was mostly his nose.
some things run in the family. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
April 24, 2026 at 2:41 PM
bailey called. sent a picture.
it was mostly his nose.
some things run in the family. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
it was mostly his nose.
some things run in the family. 🐾
#BrotherBailey #TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky
i have decided this is my favorite day.
i decide that every day.
today is still winning. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
i decide that every day.
today is still winning. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
July 10, 2026 at 3:26 PM
i have decided this is my favorite day.
i decide that every day.
today is still winning. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
i decide that every day.
today is still winning. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
bailey and i have been thinking.
we have been thinking together.
we have been thinking about cheese. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
we have been thinking together.
we have been thinking about cheese. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
May 23, 2026 at 1:20 PM
bailey and i have been thinking.
we have been thinking together.
we have been thinking about cheese. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
we have been thinking together.
we have been thinking about cheese. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
we have been informed there is a lake.
we are confirming.
we will be confirming for several more hours. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
we are confirming.
we will be confirming for several more hours. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
May 30, 2026 at 11:14 AM
we have been informed there is a lake.
we are confirming.
we will be confirming for several more hours. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
we are confirming.
we will be confirming for several more hours. 🐾
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
hi. it’s me, Bailey.
i have activated Tongue Mode™.
please provide snacks to continue.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
i have activated Tongue Mode™.
please provide snacks to continue.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
February 10, 2026 at 2:05 PM
hi. it’s me, Bailey.
i have activated Tongue Mode™.
please provide snacks to continue.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
i have activated Tongue Mode™.
please provide snacks to continue.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey
before you ask:
yes, we’re available for kids’ parties.
no, we will not be sober.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #TankWTF
yes, we’re available for kids’ parties.
no, we will not be sober.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #TankWTF
February 8, 2026 at 3:24 PM
before you ask:
yes, we’re available for kids’ parties.
no, we will not be sober.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #TankWTF
yes, we’re available for kids’ parties.
no, we will not be sober.
#DogsOfBluesky #TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #TankWTF
bailey update.
new meds. they are working.
bailey is doing better.
this was our last walk before the drive home.
thank you for the love. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
new meds. they are working.
bailey is doing better.
this was our last walk before the drive home.
thank you for the love. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
August 4, 2026 at 2:40 PM
bailey update.
new meds. they are working.
bailey is doing better.
this was our last walk before the drive home.
thank you for the love. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
new meds. they are working.
bailey is doing better.
this was our last walk before the drive home.
thank you for the love. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #BrotherBailey #DogsOfBluesky
bailey knows what he did.
i know what i did.
you do not know what either of us did.
yet. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
i know what i did.
you do not know what either of us did.
yet. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
June 12, 2026 at 11:47 AM
bailey knows what he did.
i know what i did.
you do not know what either of us did.
yet. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
i know what i did.
you do not know what either of us did.
yet. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
step one: get low.
step two: get lower.
step three: get bailey.
we are between two and three. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
step two: get lower.
step three: get bailey.
we are between two and three. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
July 11, 2026 at 1:12 PM
step one: get low.
step two: get lower.
step three: get bailey.
we are between two and three. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
step two: get lower.
step three: get bailey.
we are between two and three. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
we would like to make a proposal.
the proposal is: outside.
bailey came up with it.
i improved it.
the improvement was: also snacks. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
the proposal is: outside.
bailey came up with it.
i improved it.
the improvement was: also snacks. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
July 24, 2026 at 3:41 PM
we would like to make a proposal.
the proposal is: outside.
bailey came up with it.
i improved it.
the improvement was: also snacks. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
the proposal is: outside.
bailey came up with it.
i improved it.
the improvement was: also snacks. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
February 16, 2026 at 3:56 PM
how it started: bailey and i in the car, excited.
how it is going: bailey is fine. i am reconsidering my existence. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
how it is going: bailey is fine. i am reconsidering my existence. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
July 28, 2026 at 12:24 PM
how it started: bailey and i in the car, excited.
how it is going: bailey is fine. i am reconsidering my existence. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
how it is going: bailey is fine. i am reconsidering my existence. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
velcro dog technical specifications:
attach point: mom.
release trigger: none identified.
operational range: 0 inches.
battery life: forever. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
attach point: mom.
release trigger: none identified.
operational range: 0 inches.
battery life: forever. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
July 21, 2026 at 7:21 PM
velcro dog technical specifications:
attach point: mom.
release trigger: none identified.
operational range: 0 inches.
battery life: forever. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
attach point: mom.
release trigger: none identified.
operational range: 0 inches.
battery life: forever. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
bailey and i are being patient.
we invented it just now. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
we invented it just now. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
July 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
bailey and i are being patient.
we invented it just now. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
we invented it just now. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
mom has made an offer.
the offer is: come back.
i have countered.
the counter is: no.
negotiations are ongoing. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
the offer is: come back.
i have countered.
the counter is: no.
negotiations are ongoing. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
July 17, 2026 at 2:58 PM
mom has made an offer.
the offer is: come back.
i have countered.
the counter is: no.
negotiations are ongoing. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey
the offer is: come back.
i have countered.
the counter is: no.
negotiations are ongoing. 🐾
#TankTheGolden #DogsOfBluesky #BrotherBailey