#Brylcreem
TL:dr;

Sen. Mark Kelly won

Pete Brylcreem-Hegseth lost
January 5, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Brylcreem Warrior! Excellent!
November 25, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Hell, the whiskey hasn't been helpful either for the Brylcreem Warrior.
November 25, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I think the Trump boys have a warehouse full of Brylcreem Fred bought in 1952.
June 11, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Man, the dem establishment is never gonna tap you, brylcreem.
November 8, 2024 at 3:30 AM
Excuse me, 1974 Brylcreem ad, but you are getting it ALL wrong.
March 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I wasn’t a chemistry major, but I’m tempted to say that the amount of Brylcreem in Peter Hegseth’s hair is approaching supersaturation.
August 21, 2025 at 2:28 AM
But... look at all that brylcreem
January 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Brylcreem budget 💰💰💰 #SuddenFear #NoirAlley #TCMParty
September 14, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Let the man with principles of rubber get his lil teevee show and do Brylcreem sponcon
January 18, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Brazen ‘Brylcreem’
Braggadocio Bull💩
May 12, 2026 at 12:59 AM
What’s up with his Brylcreem look?
April 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Here's my point to the Brylcreem Pixie.
October 20, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Brylcreem hair is back.
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
When it comes to honesty he's Boris Johnson with Brylcreem.
November 17, 2025 at 2:49 PM
To all the generals who had to listen to that word vomit from Secretary Brylcreem and President Tang,

HELP US!!!!!
October 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
All I saw was Brylcreem In My Hand
December 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The modern world in old Ladybird books.
The mail train

Artist: John Berry
(The Postman, 1965)
July 20, 2026 at 7:57 AM
Drakkar and Brylcreem
November 8, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Wonder if Captain Brylcreem was inspecting the aTm locker room for spontaneous erections or asking about morning wood?🤔
September 20, 2026 at 4:07 AM
Not exactly your grandfather’s Brylcreem… 😝
August 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I can smell the booze and Brylcreem from here. 😬
April 22, 2025 at 2:01 PM
The first sticker. Just a young man with the world at his feet - and a shitload of Brylcreem in his hair.
November 19, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Scott Bessent reminds me of a booger dipped in Brylcreem except much dumber.
September 23, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Sir Andrew Brylcreem - love it.
June 22, 2026 at 1:01 PM