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Aww it looks like The Grand Old Pedophiles lost their little war on gummy bears in Texas.
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Out this motherfucker in 45, then it's two days of enjoying what I brought home from work with me.
Probably finish with VHS/Mixtape on Tuesday night when my shift starts.
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3am Dispensary Vibes.
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Coming through the drive-thru trying to flirt, while smoking cigarettes and acting like I don't remember you being inebriated and shitty last week is incredible.

Buying distillate infused pre rolls also tells me you have questionable taste anyways.
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To be fair to Leon Russell, before she'd written Party in the USA, I'd never heard a Jay Z song either.
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Nice lady in the drive thru working at the fair, bought some pre rolls, and gave me a State Fair cheesecake.
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There's a guy outside the dispensary yelling at traffic.
Doesn't he know the real problem is there's a fly in here, and our fly swatter is broken?
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