Burglars are finally being added to ‘The Sims 4.’
February 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Burglars are finally being added to ‘The Sims 4.’
The real victims of Watergate were the burglars.
May 19, 2026 at 7:42 PM
The real victims of Watergate were the burglars.
Police chief: good job pinching those burglars
Crab cop: *clicks claws excitedly*
Crab cop: *clicks claws excitedly*
October 4, 2026 at 1:02 PM
Police chief: good job pinching those burglars
Crab cop: *clicks claws excitedly*
Crab cop: *clicks claws excitedly*
The real victims of Watergate were the burglars.
JD Vance: "You know who never, ever gets an ounce of sympathy when it comes to disproportionate sentencing? People who voted for Donald Trump and participated in the January 6 protest."
May 19, 2026 at 7:41 PM
The real victims of Watergate were the burglars.
burglars have found creative ways to enter homes.
embezzlers have found creative accounting methods.
embezzlers have found creative accounting methods.
1/ "The extraordinary move - holding back about one-fifth of the N.S.F.'s primary research budget - is the latest sign of how the Trump administration is finding creative ways to work around Congress."
These aren't creative ways; they're illegal ways.
We have a ...
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/u...
These aren't creative ways; they're illegal ways.
We have a ...
www.nytimes.com/2026/10/02/u...
National Science Foundation Diverted $1.4 Billion in Science Funds Mandated by Congress (Gift Article)
The move, affecting about one-fifth of the National Science Foundation’s primary research budget, is the latest sign of how the White House is asserting more control over grants.
www.nytimes.com
October 3, 2026 at 12:47 AM
burglars have found creative ways to enter homes.
embezzlers have found creative accounting methods.
embezzlers have found creative accounting methods.
December 6, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I look like a burglars dog!
December 14, 2024 at 11:02 AM
I look like a burglars dog!
(me watching burglars break all the windows and climb into my house)
“Just give it time. They might cut their hand on the glass.”
“Just give it time. They might cut their hand on the glass.”
Chuck Schumer’s advice for Democrats staring at a long two or more years out of power: Just wait.
“Trump will screw up,” he tells Semafor in an interview.
“Trump will screw up,” he tells Semafor in an interview.
‘Trump will screw up’: Schumer plots the Democratic comeback
The Senate minority leader talked to Semafor about his approach to the president’s polarizing uses of executive power.
www.semafor.com
February 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
(me watching burglars break all the windows and climb into my house)
“Just give it time. They might cut their hand on the glass.”
“Just give it time. They might cut their hand on the glass.”
So prefer this lady running the country than those turd burglars! You?
December 20, 2024 at 5:58 PM
So prefer this lady running the country than those turd burglars! You?
"If you would just give the burglars half your stuff they promise not to come back and steal the rest."
“If Ukraine would just agree to surrender we could finally declare victory for diplomacy.”
September 13, 2026 at 12:21 PM
"If you would just give the burglars half your stuff they promise not to come back and steal the rest."
The burglars in Home Alone are a couple.
December 2, 2024 at 8:32 AM
The burglars in Home Alone are a couple.
Poor burglars 😥
March 18, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Poor burglars 😥
Or maybe arrest some burglars and thieves
June 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Or maybe arrest some burglars and thieves
Farage complaining that info on his five million pound bribe was leaked by Russian hackers is like complaining that your child sex dungeon was discovered by burglars.
May 24, 2026 at 11:15 AM
Farage complaining that info on his five million pound bribe was leaked by Russian hackers is like complaining that your child sex dungeon was discovered by burglars.
They're reporting that the burglars were gold diggers.
Millions in gold, jewels stolen by burglars who tunneled into downtown L.A. jewelers
Millions in gold, jewels stolen by burglars who tunneled into downtown L.A. jewelers
In a security video of the weekend break-in, a massive drill can be heard carving through the main castle-like wall, making a hole big enough for a person to slip through to enter Love Jewels, Reina de Oro at Broadway and 5th Street.
www.latimes.com
April 15, 2025 at 4:57 PM
They're reporting that the burglars were gold diggers.
NOT THE BURGLARS RESPECTING MY "NO SHOES INDOORS" RULE LMFAOO 💀
March 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
NOT THE BURGLARS RESPECTING MY "NO SHOES INDOORS" RULE LMFAOO 💀
This is how cat burglars got started 😂
January 5, 2026 at 10:59 PM
This is how cat burglars got started 😂
Imagine if burglars openly complained about how asking for permission to enter victims homes would ‘kill’ the burglary business.
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry
Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.
buff.ly
May 26, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Imagine if burglars openly complained about how asking for permission to enter victims homes would ‘kill’ the burglary business.
Apple employees on their way to OpenAI interviews
Sims: Burglars Running Симс: Воры бегут
Alt: Sims: Burglars Running
static.klipy.com
July 10, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Apple employees on their way to OpenAI interviews
Hear me out. Wario and Waluigi movie casting.
December 1, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Hear me out. Wario and Waluigi movie casting.
Burglars are becoming very sneaky. Last night my boyfriend thought he heard something downstairs and I was already in the kitchen before remembering I don’t have a boyfriend.
September 20, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Burglars are becoming very sneaky. Last night my boyfriend thought he heard something downstairs and I was already in the kitchen before remembering I don’t have a boyfriend.
Captain Queeg blames burglars for missing strawberries from galley
President Trump accused vandals of damaging the grass on the National Mall between the Washington Monument and World War II Memorial — the same area he placed a large stage to speak to crowds on the Fourth of July.
Trump blames vandals for dead grass on lawn where he held Fourth of July event
Similarly damaged grass was seen at the White House Ellipse and South Lawn after the UFC Freedom 250 events this summer.
www.washingtonpost.com
August 17, 2026 at 4:36 PM
Captain Queeg blames burglars for missing strawberries from galley
Sem revelar sua idade, poste um GIF de um jogo lançado no ano que você nasceu
September 4, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Sem revelar sua idade, poste um GIF de um jogo lançado no ano que você nasceu