#Butker
Serena Williams was on the field longer today than Harrison Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Haha just heard the news. Suck it, Butker.
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Kickers, man …

Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal, a tradwife gets to leave the kitchen.
September 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
The missed Butker field goal looms large
September 21, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Harrison Butker Announces He Can’t Kick If Women Are Watching.

We're fading the Chiefs in Super Bowl LIX after Harrison Butker announced cannot and will not kick if girls are watching.
February 6, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Every time Butker misses a field goal, a woman gets a PHD.
December 8, 2025 at 2:22 PM
This is payback for Harrison Butker being such a toxic butthead.
February 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Back to the kitchen Butker
September 21, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Harrison Butker too far to the right again huh
September 22, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If Butker misses the game winning kick, we’re donating to Planned Parenthood
January 26, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Butker having a tough day today 😶
September 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Women when Harrison Butker doinks a kick
December 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Why did God forsake Harrison Butker
February 10, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Every time Harrison Butker misses a field goal a woman gets her PHD
December 8, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Every time Butker misses a kick I smile a little.
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
It’s not a real Chiefs game until Butker misses a kick.
September 27, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Butker hits the right upright, naturally. Sounded appropriately clangin'
December 8, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Butker wide reverb
December 8, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Still savoring that Butker doink
December 8, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Fuck Harrison Butker
December 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Everytime Butker messes up an angel gets its wings and the rest of us enjoy our petty.
Butker hits the right upright, naturally. Sounded appropriately clangin'
December 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker expected to miss 3-4 weeks (knee) and will go on injured reserve. (via @TomPelissero, @rapsheet on X)
November 14, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Not too often Butker goes left
you just hate to see it
December 15, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Harrison Butker can go home now and make his wife a sandwich. #SuperBowl
February 10, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Harrison Butker Insists He Won’t Let Politics Distract From Upcoming Race War
Harrison Butker Insists He Won’t Let Politics Distract From Upcoming Race War
KANSAS CITY, MO—Quieting doubts from supporters that he wasn’t focused enough on getting a win on the board for the Aryan people, NFL place-kicker Harrison Butker insisted Tuesday that he wouldn’t let...
theonion.com
October 22, 2024 at 6:31 PM